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We Got Your Cage Potato/Fight Magazine Party Pass Right Here, Tough Guy

So you’re in Vegas and trying to figure out how you can come party with us, MMA stars of all shapes and sizes, and the crew from Fight! Magazine?  It’s simple…in the way that it is totally complicated.  You see, I (BF) have in my possession a handful of wristbands that will get you to the front of the line at Tryst on Friday night and knock the cover charge down from a criminal $50 for the commonfolk to a merely unreasonable $20 ($10 if you’re a woman, which is totally some sexist bullshit if you ask me) for friends of the Potato.  All you have to do to get yours is find me and ask nicely.

The hard part is, you have to find me on or around the Vegas strip on a weekend when the place is flooded with MMA fans.  To help you out, I’ll be updating my current location on Cage Potato’s official Twitter page, and I’ll be wearing a Cage Potato Hall of Fame shirt as I make my rounds.  You can also use a little common sense to find me at the Fan Expo.  


Will I be hanging at the Fight! Magazine booth, trying to get an advance on stories I have not yet written?  Maybe.  Will I be standing in line to get my picture taken with the Octagon girls, who would really like me if they got to know me?  Probably.  Will I eventually just say ‘screw it’ and give all the wristbands to an elderly couple I meet in the bar at the Excalibur, where I’m staying?  Almost certainly.  

Whatever happens, I’m getting rid of those wristbands before 10 pm on Friday night, even if I have to give them out at random during the Tuff Girls all-female MMA event at The Orleans earlier in the evening, where I’ll be in attendance to watch Paige Zio, citizen of the Potato Nation, get her fight on (give ‘er hell, Paige).  

So remember to check our Twitter and keep an eye out for your boy.  If you end up wandering around the M&M’s store all night instead of partying it up at Tryst, you’ll only have yourself to blame.

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MyFightWiffaCheeto- July 9, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Sloooooooowwwww newwwwwssssss daaaaaaaaay, eh?

I'm dying to get out of the office. Please Ben help us pass the time.
portland mma- July 9, 2009 at 11:41 am
Are you guys going to be coming to ufc102 in portland?
Earl Jones Jr.- July 9, 2009 at 11:12 am
@ BF

Damn, first Motel 6 and now the Excalibur? Apparently Webmaster Extraordinaire sounds a lot better than it pays. Just try not to look at the carpet in the Excalibur when you're drunk...it's guaranteed to make you puke.

We've got our passes and we'll be there.
SlapjawAckrite- July 9, 2009 at 11:11 am
Ballin ass idea. Ben forgot to mention you get signed ufc gloves from GSP and signed walk out shirts from Bisping and Hendo...if you tackle the Ben when you see him.
Titos Head- July 9, 2009 at 11:05 am
Nice ben...Wish i was in LV
Deadpanda- July 9, 2009 at 11:02 am
>.>

Well, I am a P.I. Anyone want to hire me to keep tabs on Ben? ^_^
Walrus- July 9, 2009 at 10:52 am
Nice idea, I wish I lived near Vegas.

I would tracked your ass down while you're sleeping in the hotel.
Fiction- July 9, 2009 at 10:46 am
haha thats cause the Excalibur is like 30$ a night right now, murder stab motel special.

In other words, we'll fit right in.
831 Son- July 9, 2009 at 10:41 am
Would you do any cocaine with me and some bitches if I offered you some Ben???? Possibly Melvin Guillard too, cuz we know he would be down.

Oh and Excalibur huh? Thats a step up from the Motel 6 or whatever you guys were stayin at last time.
Dojima- July 9, 2009 at 10:35 am
you should call this contest "Wheres Fowldo?"
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