
(Fred Sanford, bitch. Photo courtesy of the WEC 40 weigh-ins gallery on Combat Lifestyle.)
From tonight’s "Torres vs. Mizugaki" show at the UIC Pavillion in Chicago, Illinois:
Rafael Dias def. Mike Budnick via unanimous decision
Akitoshi Tamura def. Manny Tapia via unanimous decision
Rani Yahya def. Eddie Wineland via submission (rear-naked choke), 1:07 of round 1
Wagnney Fabiano def. Fredson Paixao via unanimous decision
Dominick Cruz def. Ivan Lopez via unanimous decision [fight halted in third round after Lopez took an illegal knee and couldn't continue; match went to the scorecards, with the incomplete third round included]
Anthony Njokuani def. Bart Palaszewski via TKO, 0:27 of round 2
Rafael Assuncao def. Jameel Massouh via unanimous decision
Benson Henderson def. Shane Roller via TKO, 1:41 of round 1
Joseph Benavidez def. Jeff Curran via unanimous decision
Miguel Torres def. Takeya Mizugaki via unanimous decision (49-46 x 2, 48-47). Mizugaki is crying in his corner.


If Torres wasn’t fighting, but in the commentary box with Mir, we would have heard the slurpy, gagging sound of a deep throat blowjob instead of the verbal homo-erotic declaration of love from Frank.