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WEC Videos: Dana White Shocks His Sons, Urijah Faber Ain’t Skurred


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You can pretty much skip past the first nine minutes of Dana White’s latest WEC blog, in which DW talks to reporters, puts on a seatbelt for the first time in his life ("It doesn’t feel good!"), bitches about his schedule to Coach Rashad Evans, and talks charity with Al Bernstein. The real important stuff comes at the end, where we get a closer look at Dana White as a father. Basically, he treats his sons like he treats his employees — busting their little balls and putting the shock pen on them when they’re not paying attention. (There’s a great "David After Dentist" moment at 9:12, where one of his boys says "I hate that shock pen! It scares the crap outta me! It feels like I’m a dead man now!") Anyway, those kids will grow up to be very well-adjusted, I’m sure of it.

After the jump: With all the nuthugging we’ve been doing on Mike Brown lately, you may have forgotten that there’s another guy in the main event of Sunday’s WEC show. In this video feature, Urijah Faber talks about his motivation to get revenge on Brownie and his preparation for their rematch. As for this gameplan this time out? "I may try to catch him with that same elbow again," Faber says.



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williamshatner- June 6, 2009 at 11:12 am
Al Bernstein is about as Jewish as you can get.
UFC fan- June 5, 2009 at 8:53 pm
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averagejoe Says:
Fri, 06/05/2009 - 12:30

@ UFC fan. You love Dana White. That's fine. But fuck you for the following sentence: "cause he pissed off a faggot or a lesbian or some 3rd world fucking country that don't matter."

What the hell is wrong with you? Dana White is likeable promotor. He's not your daddy, even if you want him to be. Don't be a jackass."

seriously?
which one are you? fag? lesbo? or 3rd world monkey?
That's all you could pull out your ass to be upset about?
poopiestick- June 5, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Honestly? I fucking love Dana White. Sorry pussies, the dude's just a character. He loves what he's done in life. Ten years ago he was a nobody and now he's on his way to being a modern day Rupert Murdock, who will do shots with you and let you chill in his Ferrari.

How many company presidents do shit like that? Name one.
Judo Im Right- June 5, 2009 at 4:17 pm
whoa ... gotta say i was buying what you were selling about Brown winning the rematch, but after watching this I'm puttin my money on lil fabie
CLOZER- June 5, 2009 at 1:40 pm
@ Manutdfan.

A. You will eat your words.

B. You're a D-Bag.
MKO- June 5, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Reminds me of the random/hilarious attacks by Dad when I was back home.

dad - Hey, look at my glasses.
I look.
(promptly stabbed in the arm by jagged piece of metal hanging off glasses)
Me - What the hell man? (blood running down arm)
(everyone else sitting in church staring at us)

good times
averagejoe- June 5, 2009 at 12:30 pm
@ UFC fan. You love Dana White. That's fine. But fuck you for the following sentence: "cause he pissed off a faggot or a lesbian or some 3rd world fucking country that don't matter."

What the hell is wrong with you? Dana White is likeable promotor. He's not your daddy, even if you want him to be. Don't be a jackass.
831 Son- June 5, 2009 at 11:45 am
UFC fan, you have the longest run-on sentences Ive ever seen. Nice!
My Fight Wiffa Cheeto- June 5, 2009 at 9:37 am
So he's ready for more, eh? Well hopefully Brownie can knock him out this time. Screw consciousness.
manutdfan- June 5, 2009 at 9:24 am
A. It must feel great to wake up and be Dana White.

B. Faber and his whole crew just need to face facts: He got beat in that fight, and if he keeps up the 'he got lucky' delusions, he'll get beat worse this Sunday(which he already will anyways).
ReDx- June 5, 2009 at 9:18 am
At first I thought DW was going to shock the toddler he was watching cartoons with, that would have been borderline fucked up, but once I saw the kids were older then it was fine.
kwisdumb- June 5, 2009 at 9:15 am
Kevin Marshall with comment of the year.
UFC fan- June 5, 2009 at 9:03 am
Ben I think you are a tad to harsh on Dana about his kids, it isn't like he is abusing them, face it, those kids have everything they want. He is teaching them to have fun, and be silly and not be afraid to do what you want. To many fucking parents these days don't even discipline their kids, and they are the ones who grow up with no laughter, and everything's fucking serious and shit, those little fuckers grow up to be the next uni-bomber, or the next damn Jeffrey Dahmer. I like Dana White, he seems relaxed, he is able to be himself, he has fun, I envy him his lifestyle, not so much cause of the money he has, but the fun he has in his life, he has the freedom to be funny, and say what he wants instead of worrying about some douche who is gonna fire him cause he pissed off a faggot or a lesbian or some 3rd world fucking country that don't matter.
He doesn't have to share his life and family with his fans, but he does, he doesn't have to let anyone see how cool it is to be him, but he does, he does it cause people like me really enjoy it, so give the guy a break, it isn't like he grabs his kids up and armbars em till they scream , cry, and tapout....seriously I notice you hate all the stuff about the vlogs that I like. You are always telling us to skip to the 9 minute mark or the 7:45 mark or some shit cause you just want to get to the meat of the vlog about the fights....and it isn't JUST about that, so why don't you relax, and enjoy the show, you aren't so fucking busy.
The_Bizz- June 5, 2009 at 8:46 am
talkin to al bernstein, he does alot of stuff with espn and boxing and fighting. Maybe theres more to that then an award
Kevin Marshall- June 5, 2009 at 8:37 am
"That kid's a joke. He can be on The Ultimate Fighter if he wants to earn my respect. What’s he done other than get hit with a shock pen on YouTube? What’s he done to deserve my fatherly love and attention? Nothing. I don’t consider him a real member of the family or anything. He won’t win The Ultimate Fighter. The offer’s out there if he wants to take it (but) he won’t win it." - Dana White on his young son
LargeMidget- June 5, 2009 at 8:28 am
First fight was a fluke. If Urijah uses his ground game he'll get the submission one way or another.

Cookie Monster- June 5, 2009 at 8:24 am
wow
Jay Smith- June 5, 2009 at 8:20 am
He's the F'n man!
One Two- June 5, 2009 at 8:10 am
that kid should reallly watch what he says Danas probabally putting him up for adoption as we speak.
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