MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

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("For years, Forrest Griffin has been waiting anxiously to find himself in a post-apocalyptic future. Why’s he so excited about the near-extinction of mankind? Think about it: with grooming and personal hygiene no longer a prerequisite to social acceptance, you can let your mutton chops grow and live out your secret fantasy of becoming Wolverine. You could kill squirrels with your bare hands, practice throwing knives all day, and never have to say ‘excuse me’ after farting." Props: Amazon.com)

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Mike Russell- June 16, 2010 at 7:15 pm
 Baby steps. Geez. You guys want me to blow it all in a few days or what??
Mofo- June 16, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Nogueira as the henchman of a south american dictator. I'm all over this movie. THIS is what GI Joe should have been. God damn it.
Shatski- June 16, 2010 at 11:58 am
Didn't know that Hendo was going to be in the EA MMA game, too. Those character models look pretty bad. I don't mean as in Bad Ass, either.

I hope Predators will be good, too. A big cast means high body count, but I wouldn't be surprised if half of them get picked off in the first encounter. Including ol' Oleg. He's a bigger target than the stick figure physique of Adrien Brody.

I know it isn't really MMA related, but El Famous should be in the running for comment of the week with the nagging Predator wife dialogue.

I'm also hoping that The Expendables will kick ass, too. it looks like it'll be a good cap to the Shoot 'em Up Summer. There's been more shooters this summer than there has been in a while. And half of them have MMA fighters in them, too!
KarmaAteMyCat- June 16, 2010 at 11:09 am
Predators is going to be something terrible. No amount of terrible scripts and bad acting can kill that damn Franchise its been prove. it will sell out because of nutthuggers and fanboys. Expendables is where its gonna be at best cast in like I don't know sense the dirty dozen(the orignal one) Sorry didnt mean to take you all back a couple centuries. How about karate kid I saw that it was fucking sensational and I don't care what anyone says about it. Also side topic I read Got fight Griffins first book and it was amazing I would burst out laughing at many points in the book. Like why not to go base jumping or what not when you just ate or the test in the beginning and I know some of you fuckers cheated thus you should not read his book in public. Oh well I too prefer zombies. However Round house kicking a zombie or using a jab/teep/push kick isn't exactly ethical in that situation and may get you turned into a zombie. I could handle the little people though. Sonnen is really looking to just get anderson to fight he doesn't want any questions he wants to get KTFOed. Oh well I think I'll go ice my legs carry on Nation!
ReX13- June 16, 2010 at 9:26 am
bxconti says "I want to see these interviews that were talked about in the UFC 115 commentary where he was being a dick."

Yeah, where's all this good stuff we were promised from the Expo?
Mofo- June 16, 2010 at 8:47 am
In another week, Sonnen will be saying:

"I am resigning from my bout with Anderson Silva. My name was involved in a real estate case that requires a ruling. Since the ruling could be adverse, I have chosen to withdraw my name as an opponent of Silva in 2010. I will continue to rave like a paranoid schizophrenic drunken hobo with a tinfoil hat. Please keep talking about me. Please."

Love how he said "My name was involved" instead of "I was involved". Way to shirk responsibility for your legally dubious actions.
bxconti- June 16, 2010 at 8:45 am
New FoGriff book is exciting, first one was real funny. I want to see these interviews that were talked about in the UFC 115 commentary where he was being a dick.
ReX13- June 16, 2010 at 8:00 am
El Famous, showing again that he is full of WIN.
El Famous Burrito- June 16, 2010 at 7:59 am
I want a movie that features Predators doing something other than hunting. They've got to have other hobbies, too.

When they come home, they have kids to deal with?

Bills to pay?

A wife that nags them "Did you bring anything to eat? No, just another skull. What am I supposed to do with this? Here you go, Billy Ray, Bobby Sue, dinner's ready! Oh, wait, it's just another trophy for your Dad to play 'my predator-dick is bigger than yours' With his yellow-neck hillbilly friends. Yeah, I've been drinking. So what? It's not like I have any other sources of entertainment around here. You bought me these yabbos* and you don't haven't touched them in months!"



* "Yabbos" is Predator for "big fake titties"

Okay, I may have gone too far.
Viva Hate- June 16, 2010 at 7:39 am
The movies may have been meh but AvP on the Atari Jaguar was an amazing game. That is for the 4 other people who actually owned an Atari Jaguar.
ReX13- June 16, 2010 at 7:35 am
El Famous>> AvP movies were disappointments for sure, no matter what Bo Nasty says. (He loved 'em.)
El Famous Burrito- June 16, 2010 at 7:28 am
@ReX13

*raises hand*

The Predator franchise has slapped me around lately, but I still hold out hope that this time will be different.
jimbonics- June 16, 2010 at 7:17 am
We don't need another hero.
ReX13- June 16, 2010 at 7:09 am
So, who else is interested in Predators? Remember, i'm emotionally stunted--permanently 13 years old.
fatbellyfrank- June 16, 2010 at 6:52 am
Blaster run Bartertown 2 men enter one man leaves 2 men enter one man leaves
agentsmith- June 16, 2010 at 6:42 am
Who run Barter Town?!
ReX13- June 16, 2010 at 6:20 am
...or overrun by zombies. I prefer zombies, 'cause Master/Blaster freaked me out.
agentsmith- June 16, 2010 at 6:00 am
Everyone knows the post-apocalyptic future will be controlled by a genius midget riding on a giant retard's back.
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