(It’ll be like this, but worse.)
— We premiered the first episode of What Would Kimbo Do? Let that be a lesson to you, inconsiderate roommates! Episode 2 drops next week…
— Mirko Cro Cop left the UFC. Tim Sylvia threatened to do the same on his website, then thought better of it.
— “House of Peace and Prosperity,” Dana White, 2/2, green, and Jäger. Oh, and “banged some chick while doing a radio interview.”
— Akiro Gono wants to find a girl who’s attractive, respectful, and good with happy endings. (By the way, there’s an awesome update to that story here.)
— Two championship belts changed hands at WEC 32, while Jamie Varner demonstrated that a fighter can take a time-out if he really needs it.
— Matt Horwich is way awesome.
— We looked at three MMA reality shows with even worse concepts than Redbelt.
— We mocked the homely.
Remember: Tomorrow, 10 p.m., EliteXC: Street Certified, liveblog, be here.