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Well, Dammit: Todd Duffee Injured, Out of DREAM.FFJBWGPF (Or Whatever They’re Calling It Now)

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We’re referring, of course, to DREAM’s Fight for Japan Bantamweight Grand Prix Final, which for whatever reason was not neatly numbered and filed like most decent MMA events. “DREAM.17″ would have looked just fine in the headline, but we can’t type all that out as an article title, and “DREAM.FFJBWGPF” looks like the most jacked-up file extension ever.

This just in: apparently the official designation is “Fight for Japan: DREAM Japan GP Final 2011 Bantamweight Japan Tournament Final”. Wait, for real? DREAM is just screwing with us now, right? That whole phrase can probably be conveyed by just a few kanji on a Japanese fight poster, but our puny Western alphabet is not equal to that much event namingness. So FFJ:DREAM.JGPF-2011BWJTF is official? Jesus. If your Norton software started pinging like a methed-out dolphin when you logged on, we’re sorry. Blame FEG for not naming their events in a reasonable manner.

The next DREAM card (much easier) was shaping up to be an entertaining show, and we were particularly interested to see Duffee return to the ring after getting manhandled by Alistair Overeem last December. A matchup with Nick Gaston, the XXL Muay Thai specialist more popularly known as AfroZilla, was just one of the intriguing bouts set for the event this Saturday, but the Duffman has suffered an undisclosed injury and withdrew from the fight. Multiple sources are reporting that Gaston has been pulled from the card as well, since an opponent could not be found in time for the KOTC prospect. While six days sounds like a normal time span for FEG to put fights together (especially when foreigners are involved), they probably didn’t have anyone looking to jump up and take on “AfroJira” on such short notice.

Luckily, this guy on YouTube either didn’t include the heavyweight bout on his homemade promo, or he quickly re-cut it last night after hearing the news about Duffee (or…he knew all along!!!). Either way, it’ll give you a quick preview of the fights that will be going down this weekend. Enjoy, and let us know what you’re looking forward to Saturday night in the comments.

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via. saku buttspank submission- July 12, 2011 at 2:30 pm
I like this card. As long as it does'nt air @ 3:00a.m on a Wednesday night.
Fried Taco- July 12, 2011 at 11:52 am
After a little Googling, I found out what happened to Gaston.
Zescape- July 12, 2011 at 10:20 am
KarmaAteMyCat- July 12, 2011 at 9:38 am
He is def on TRT to.
intercept440- July 12, 2011 at 9:11 am
ahh another roid head with trt gets another injury, not surprising... thats what happens when your muscles grow 3 times faster than your tendons while taking juice.. ide bet money he tore a tendon somewhere
Anderson Saliva- July 12, 2011 at 9:11 am
I Thought Hurricane Season Was Over