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(Did he have 'crazy eye' surgery, too?)

Joe Rogan posted photos on Twitter to show how he's recovering from surgery to fix a deviated septum, and we haven't been this terrified since we saw "Leprechaun 2: Back to Tha Hood."  Usually when someone with a career in broadcasting or television who lives in L.A. has surgery for a deviated septum, it's code for nose job.  Kind of like how being hospitalized for "exhaustion" means you crashed at the end of a coke bender.  But in Rogan's case we're inclined to believe that he really did go in to fix years of broken noses, and not because his agent told him all that was standing between him and a recurring role on "Gossip Girl" was that monster schnoz. 

Of course we have to ask, is it really a great idea to have nose surgery a little over a week out from UFC 100, which is probably going to involve some TV time for old Joe?  Maybe it's just a ploy to distract people from Mike Goldberg's unnaturally white teeth.  That dude's beauty regimen is just a little too intense.