(Props: DementedRants via adrenochrome)
Dan Quinn, you have competition. The new up-and-comer in the YouTube Crackpot division is a 51-year-old dude calling himself Damian Demento, who releases talk-radio-style blowhard rants on MMA, pro-wrestling, and marijuana. He’s a very angry person, and his latest hostility-target is Fedor Emelianenko. Despite the fact that Demento didn’t watch the fight on Saturday, he wasn’t too impressed by Fedor’s performance, or the predictable head-hunting style of Brett Rogers. For the benefit of all us stupid MMA fans, he explains how he’d be able to defeat the fighter that he knows as “Feedor Emelenkio.” Basically, generations of Soviet inbreeding have produced Fedor’s trademark dwarfed head and thick skull, and what you really need to do is put the boots to his belly. And Fedor would fall for it, because he’s no smarter than Brock Leznahr or Chuck Little. If you enjoyed this rant, please check out “HOW I CAN BEAT BROCK LESNAR and “PROOF UFC IS FAKE.” I tell you, after a few hits of PCP, this guy begins to make a lot of sense.
Speaking of shit that makes me laugh…
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Comments
Tue, 11/10/09 - 12:43
I don't understand why you give ignorant windbags like this any more air-time than they deserve, which is none. Sure, this is the Internet, and every know-nothing with a theory and a webcam can speak his piece. Which they do, in great frequency. But why spread it for them? For the humour value? I'll pass, thanks. PS: This is my first comment ever. PPS: I really like Cagepotato. Good combination of humour (but see above... some times it's just not worth it) and MMA insight, and decent quality writing.
Tue, 11/10/09 - 12:46
Speaking of Dwarfed brains and inbreds, this commentator is a complete idiot. Shut the f*ck up, you f*ckin tool!!!
Tue, 11/10/09 - 12:47
haha, please. its funny because he sounds like the biggest keyboard warrior there is. im sure it'd be just that easy
Tue, 11/10/09 - 12:48
reminds me of quite a few people that post here regularly.
Tue, 11/10/09 - 12:50
Lol, is that Moussasi's brother?
Tue, 11/10/09 - 12:56
And then I would get on my yacht and sail to the Bahamas with my wife Morgan Fairchild..
Tue, 11/10/09 - 12:56
Damian Demento... aka ...CAPSLOCK HAL
Tue, 11/10/09 - 12:56
The good news is we can rule out inbreeding for the fact that Tito comes off as such a moron, scientifically speaking.
Tue, 11/10/09 - 01:00
What exactly are we supposed to be laughing at? Mousasi getting to first base with what appears to be his brother or the guy in the background with the sweet purple-on-purple ensemble?
Tue, 11/10/09 - 01:04
I had to laugh each time he said emelenkio... He has to be a troll.
Tue, 11/10/09 - 01:05
God damn you CP for turning me on to this guys video's! Fuck Dan Quinn we have a new master.
Tue, 11/10/09 - 01:11
I also laughed at the way Mousassi was trying very hard to not look into the camera before the fight. Almost like a kid playing "I'm not looking at you."
Tue, 11/10/09 - 01:15
de que carajos esta hablando ese man mucho loco
Tue, 11/10/09 - 01:22
^Oh yes, I see..
Tue, 11/10/09 - 01:22
Wait, who's Fee-door Emilankio. LezNAR? Chuck Little? Chicken's cousin? Who are these people?
Tue, 11/10/09 - 01:25
I didn't know "Mondo Kleen" was a Mondo Moron.......
Tue, 11/10/09 - 01:26
Just so you know, this guy is a former professional wrestler himself, he wrestled under the name Damien Demento for awhile.
Tue, 11/10/09 - 01:28
How about a gif of that russian dude with the crazy beard comming in and hugging Fedor when the whole posse entered the cage? Awesome. I think the dude with the bad purple pullover was part of that posse too...
Tue, 11/10/09 - 01:30
Haha... the Mousasi clip is great! He looked bored before the fight (as usual)... and after the fight I thought he looked annoyed. Besides the kissing incident, other people kept getting close trying to congratulate him and he kept stepping away like "get out of my face I'm pissed". He definitely didn't seem that happy to have just won his fight. This Demento guy is a jackass.
Tue, 11/10/09 - 01:38
This Damian Demento dude is the biggest retard really, I mean seriously inbreeding? And I really doubt that kicking Fedor in the stomach is going to cause any significant damage....on top of it does this guy really think he can "put the boot" to him on the ground? I mean really how much of this do you see in mma? Retard.....
Tue, 11/10/09 - 01:44
I swear to God this is Dan Quinn's Brother from another mother
Tue, 11/10/09 - 01:45
Damian Demento is a fucking retard!!!
Tue, 11/10/09 - 02:36
proof usually means you have evidence.
Tue, 11/10/09 - 02:37
Wow... That guy made me angry. Forget Fedor, give me a shot at that idiot first. Usually, the retarded rants of some jerk don't bother me, but he was so far offbase and speaking as if it was fact + his general disposition... >
Tue, 11/10/09 - 02:43
Sounds like a lot of loser Fedor haters.
Tue, 11/10/09 - 03:06
Damian Demento vs Eric "Butterbean" Esch for the love of god, somebody call Tom Atencio and let him know i can help
Tue, 11/10/09 - 03:12
I think you guys are giving him a hard time but lets face it. He's got scientific reasoning to back it up. In the same way genetically, pedophiles have more in common with crabs, than they do with you and me. That's a scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it is a scientific fact.
Tue, 11/10/09 - 04:05
I love this video. Why didn't anyone think about kicking him in the stomache as hard as you can? Of course! He'll just fall down and wriggle in pain while I continue to put the boot to his midsection over and over until the ref comes in and... wait, what's he gonna do again? Call me Victor? Why would he call me Victor? My name's not victor. Oh yeah, that means I win? Sure, he can call me Sally if he wants. I just beat FEDOR!!
Tue, 11/10/09 - 04:36
Of course, it's easy to figure out how to beat a Soviet inbred, when you're livin' in a VAN down by the river!
Tue, 11/10/09 - 05:18
Can't you guys see that this guy is putting on an act....JEEEZ I thought you guys might be just a bit more intelligent than that....ehhhh....WTF was I thinking....
Tue, 11/10/09 - 05:29
I don't think its an act, the guy seems way too serious......in a mentally disturbed way
Tue, 11/10/09 - 06:03
He has a point about going to the body. Now, I wouldn't say "giving it the boot" is the right thing to do, but Fedor's core isn't in tip top shape. Seems like you could take some wind out of him if you focused on the body, using striking similar to the Gomi v. pulver fight.
Tue, 11/10/09 - 06:21
lol.. I can't believe this site has helped Dumbass Demento out...
Tue, 11/10/09 - 06:47
i wish fedor would come back here and show demento what those body shots would actually do...
Tue, 11/10/09 - 07:44
Yeah, shame on you guys for posting this. This guy makes Reggie Warren Jr. sound like George Carlin. At least with Dan Quinn, you got the sense that he actually believed most of the crazy shit he said, whereas this guy is neither funny nor sincere.
Tue, 11/10/09 - 09:16
I'll have whatever he's smoking!
Tue, 11/10/09 - 09:33
Who in their right mind still refers to themselves by their wrestling persona even though they have been out of the ring for over a decade? Oops, sorry Warrior did not see you over there.
Tue, 11/10/09 - 09:42
This guy is from the future, he's the seed of our very own Dan Quinn's inbreeding, generations from today. *shudder*
Tue, 11/10/09 - 10:44
Do you know how I would beat Demento? I would divide the amount of idiotic things he's said by his IQ. The resulting hole in the universe would destroy us both. It would be a pyrrhic, while moral victory.
Wed, 11/11/09 - 02:23
Mirko left foot prints on Fedor's ribs, so that just debunks this guys theory.
Wed, 11/11/09 - 07:40
Damian Demento, what, an, idiot. In a perfect world Fedor would show up to his studio unannounced and slap him into submision/unconsciousness, I mean just slap the shit right out of him. No punches, cuz closed hands against a retard just ain't right. Anyhow, is it just me or did Gegard's brother seem to be looking for a little tongue-action towards the end of his little kiss-fest? lol Bottom line though, good stuff as usual CP, entertaining and provocative, this site's the bizzy.
Wed, 11/11/09 - 09:55
It all makes sense now...Fedor has retard strength. All this talk about Russian cybernetics experiments and all it took was an extra chromosome.
Wed, 11/11/09 - 11:36
I can't understand how you all bought this as legit... fail.
Thu, 11/12/09 - 10:40
Boromir: "One does not simply BOOT into Fedor!"
Tue, 12/13/11 - 05:43
Superb website... [...]always a big fan of linking to bloggers that I love but don’t get a lot of link love from[...]…...
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