(Photo courtesy of PU.)
MMA Eruption passes along this absolute gem from PunishmentAthletics.com:
Be the hit of the party and knock everyone out with your TITO ORTIZ halloween costume.
Costume includes:
Original black flame shorts, Tito Ortiz UFC 84 after fight shirt, Titos trademark yellow beanie, Punishment black socks, 2 new Punishment wrist bands
Fight gloves not included.
Costume available in sizes: S-2XL
retail value: $125.00
Your Cost: $59.99 What a deal! [Ed. note: LOFL!]
Savings of over 50%
Ships out priority mail within 24 hours of order. SO ORDER NOW!
Also not included in the package:
— Blonde hair-dye
— Porn-star baby-mama
— Hepatitis, probably
— A worthless contract with EliteXC
— A “Dana Is My Bitch!” t-shirt, which would look a lot better than that Team Punishment piece ‘o crap.
— The kind of monumental egotism that would compel a person to constantly speak in the third-person.
— Donald Trump’s balls (to be carried in mouth)
Unfortunately, I can’t really dress up as Tito this year — I’m already going out as Seth Petruzelli.
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And if I tried to explain who Tito Ortiz is, I'd get knocked out for dressing up like that faggot.