(Photo courtesy of PU.)
Be the hit of the party and knock everyone out with your TITO ORTIZ halloween costume.
Original black flame shorts, Tito Ortiz UFC 84 after fight shirt, Titos trademark yellow beanie, Punishment black socks, 2 new Punishment wrist bands
Fight gloves not included.
Costume available in sizes: S-2XL
retail value: $125.00
Your Cost: $59.99 What a deal! [Ed. note: LOFL!]
Savings of over 50%
Ships out priority mail within 24 hours of order. SO ORDER NOW!
Also not included in the package:
— Blonde hair-dye
— Porn-star baby-mama
— Hepatitis, probably
— A worthless contract with EliteXC
— A “Dana Is My Bitch!” t-shirt, which would look a lot better than that Team Punishment piece ‘o crap.
— The kind of monumental egotism that would compel a person to constantly speak in the third-person.
— Donald Trump’s balls (to be carried in mouth)
Unfortunately, I can’t really dress up as Tito this year — I’m already going out as Seth Petruzelli.