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Well, I’ve Got My Halloween Costume Planned…

(Photo courtesy of PU.)

MMA Eruption passes along this absolute gem from

Be the hit of the party and knock everyone out with your TITO ORTIZ halloween costume.

Costume includes:

Original black flame shorts, Tito Ortiz UFC 84 after fight shirt, Titos trademark yellow beanie, Punishment black socks, 2 new Punishment wrist bands

Fight gloves not included.

Costume available in sizes: S-2XL

retail value: $125.00

Your Cost: $59.99 What a deal! [Ed. note: LOFL!]

Savings of over 50%

Ships out priority mail within 24 hours of order. SO ORDER NOW!

Also not included in the package:

— Blonde hair-dye

— Porn-star baby-mama

— Hepatitis, probably

— A worthless contract with EliteXC

— A “Dana Is My Bitch!” t-shirt, which would look a lot better than that Team Punishment piece ‘o crap.

— The kind of monumental egotism that would compel a person to constantly speak in the third-person.

— Donald Trump’s balls (to be carried in mouth)

Unfortunately, I can’t really dress up as Tito this year — I’m already going out as Seth Petruzelli.

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Hurricane- October 25, 2008 at 1:14 pm
If I wore that to my Halloween party, I'd get kicked out for not wearing a costume.
And if I tried to explain who Tito Ortiz is, I'd get knocked out for dressing up like that faggot.
jcast- October 23, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Ohh dude that is going to look bad ass with my yellow and black Affliction shirt!!! Yeah!!! I could see it now the chicks are so going to dig me
Jay Smith- October 23, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Hey dads, run out and get one of these for you sons, and watch them get the holy fuck beat out of them and come home with no candy!
Markdog- October 23, 2008 at 5:05 am
"Unfortunately, I can’t really dress up as Tito this year — I’m already going out as Seth Petruzelli."

Fucking bad ass!
vogue- October 23, 2008 at 1:53 am
vogue- October 23, 2008 at 1:49 am
tucked in t-shirt and pulled up shocks with shorts.... sexy
Kelly C- October 22, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Holy shit that's priceless. I dare anyone in the Las Vegas area to go to Dana's house on Halloween night dressed in it. Post a pic and you will be a God among men.
T BONE- October 22, 2008 at 10:29 pm
hahaha i love how he's tryin to sell it off as badass stuff in his nice little trimmed garden lmao plus he looks like a retard haha
Jenna's vagina ate my truck- October 22, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Is there an optional Vagina with a head, arms, and legs to hang on the wearers back? Also, there needs to be a mouth piece to make the mouth bigger than your face.
BIG CHRIS- October 22, 2008 at 8:13 pm
WOW!!! This had to be Jenna's idea, I can see them sitting around a table all disease ridden and stuff ,and just thinking about how Elite XC is in the tiolet, and then Jenna says "I got It, we will sell Team Punishment Gear as a holloween costume!" Classic!
mayhem420- October 22, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Ok thats it... calling it now... if I see anyone walking around dressed as Tito they are going to get the Randy Couture treatment....
Rolled up into a ball and spanked..... wait.... did I just say I was going to spank a man? Shit!
alan- October 22, 2008 at 7:46 pm
hahahaha the only thing missing is a helmet!....tito dude wtf he looks so retarded.
Geriatric Peon- October 22, 2008 at 7:31 pm
I am going to go as Seth's right hand. All I need is a bald black guy that I gently run into knocking him unconscious.
MeatHookJones- October 22, 2008 at 7:27 pm
I'm already going as Gina Carano's tits. And by going I mean staying home with the lights off eating all the candy I bought for the children in my neigborhood and masturbating to pictures of Gina's tits. Almost the same thing right?
Anonymous- October 22, 2008 at 7:23 pm
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! October 22, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Thanks for the link guys!