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Well, There Goes Our Plan For How To Get UFC 106 Tickets

(What, you thought she was interested in your personality?)

Disturbing sports-related news out of Philadelphia today, Potato Nation.  It seems a hardcore female Phillies fan in need of tickets to a World Series game offered to get a little too hardcore in exchange for them, and wound up getting busted by some cops with no appreciation of what it really means to love a team.  43-year-old Susan Finkelstein allegedly posted a Craigslist ad rife with innuendo as to what she’d be willing to do to see the Phillies in the World Series, and when undercover officers responded she “offered to perform various sex acts in exchange for World Series tickets.” 

The first thing we did upon hearing about this was to delete our Craigslist ad in which we promised to do “n e thing” for UFC 106 tickets, as long as it didn’t involve taking our shirts off (don’t act like we’re the only ones who are self-conscious about back hair).  But the second thing we did was to stop and think about the serious ramifications that arrests like this could have on the MMA industry.  Anyone who’s ever been to a live UFC event knows that there are a lot of halter-tops on display, and they don’t all belong to wives and long-term girlfriends.  No, some of those women are friends or even acquaintances that male ticketholders are hoping to sleep with.  Sometimes they might even be friends of friends, or hot bartenders who mentioned in passing once how much they’d like to go to an event.  To punish these women for their opportunism is wrong, and it could cut live gate revenues in half. 

People perform sex acts for tickets to sporting events.  That’s just a fact.  Some may be more explicit about it than others, but that doesn’t mean they should go to jail.  It just means they need to learn a little subtlety.

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Da Spied Her- October 29, 2009 at 9:02 am
I went to UFC 90 in Chicago, and I got screwed.
Merlin- October 28, 2009 at 10:40 am
Agentsmith I couldn't agree more!
Or at the very least a "Dutch Rudder".
Am I right?
agentsmith- October 28, 2009 at 5:32 am
Have you seen the price of UFC tickets these days? Any girl who gets taken to a UFC event -- whether she's a wife, girlfriend, acquaintance, or whatever -- had BETTER offer sex in return. If it's only a Fight Night, then maybe only a BJ, but still.
RPS13- October 28, 2009 at 5:18 am
Finkelstein. lol.
Amsterdaam- October 27, 2009 at 8:15 pm
So... I guess I have a UFC 106 ticket to sell, damn it.
EDoggFunkMonk- October 27, 2009 at 7:23 pm
You can still post on Craig'slist just keep it clean. No more:

"You mount me then I reverse it into a rear-naked choke. Don't submit. I'll tap you out. Oh, my legs keep sliding down from the Vaseline." Are you sure MMA isn't gay?
mobish- October 27, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Dear Ben(s),

I just registered to tell you;

Best. Post. Ever.
T.Bone- October 27, 2009 at 5:40 pm
She looks.......... smart.
knee_strike- October 27, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Interesting that a Jewish woman would pose as a "buxom blonde" in order to find Phillies tickets. Normally Jews hate blondes. I guess they're willing to put their petty hatred aside when it furthers their own selfish ends.
melvin da G- October 27, 2009 at 5:05 pm
I'd buy the chick who's picture is used for this article tickets to the World Series.
Contraband- October 27, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Is this your way of slowly telling us that you the iceman a hummer and got tickets for dancing with the stars and a V.D?
Dmonicideals- October 27, 2009 at 5:04 pm
"MMA is not a sport. I used to suck dick for World Series tickets. Now that's a sport. You ever suck some dick for MMA tickets?"
reddog- October 27, 2009 at 4:48 pm
ufc fan will give up a piece of his ass for no tickets at all
KillDozer- October 27, 2009 at 4:48 pm
wow, that's hot
Bunk- October 27, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Kiss her where it stinks....kiss her in Philly