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West Linn, Oregon, Is Basically Compton x 1,000,000 [CHAELSANITY]


(Props: UFC)

At last, UFC middleweight contender Chael Sonnen pulls back the curtain to confirm that the “mean streets” of West Linn, Oregon, weren’t really that mean after all. LOL, etc., but can we take a moment to appreciate what a legitimately talented comedic actor Chael is? The pause at 0:27-0:33, the delivery of the “hundred grand” line at 1:27 — the man’s got a future in showbiz after Anderson Silva ends his MMA career this Saturday.

Seriously, TBS is giving away sitcoms to chuckleheads like Danny Masterson and Steve Byrne. Why not Chael Sonnen?

After the jump: A video response from the #1 dumbest broad on the Internet.


(Props: JessicaKardashian1)

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putridkarma- July 6, 2012 at 10:01 pm
@friedtaco. Halarious
tp24890- July 5, 2012 at 9:23 pm
2nd video 00:22 mark "oh my throat"

Well if you stop sucking that dick before you record maybe your throat wouldnt hurt and we can actually have some audible noise to masterbate to you filthy pirate hooker
SumDumGuy- July 5, 2012 at 10:38 am
props to j.j. for his Jackie Chieles quote
Sho Nuff- July 5, 2012 at 10:15 am
I love the trauma face the whole time. Dude doesn't break character.
Fried Taco- July 5, 2012 at 8:47 am
I refuse to believe that Chael just stood by while people littered and jaywalked right in front of him.
jimbonics- July 5, 2012 at 8:18 am
That's a dude.
RearNakedSpoon- July 5, 2012 at 8:00 am
Chael Sonnen for the Noble Prize in Comedy.
XENOPHON- July 5, 2012 at 7:44 am
@J.Jones - Please put your superior wordsmith mastery to task for us. WTF is a low talker?
J.Jones- July 5, 2012 at 8:24 am
Oh, Xeno, please don't tell me that you've never studied the comedic/philosophical teachings of Sir Jerry Seinfeld. It's pretty self explanatory; all you have to do is type the phrase into Google and you'll have your answer. And I prefer "voice of a generation" over "wordsmith master," thank you very much. Good to have you back, buddy. WINK.
XENOPHON- July 5, 2012 at 7:40 am
Huh. Straight out of West Linn, and representing the 503? I wonder what the Diaz Inc. (spin off Murder Inc.) has to say about their hommie in the real North.
J.Jones- July 5, 2012 at 7:30 am
This woman is a low talker! I can't hear a word she's saying!
The12ozCurls- July 5, 2012 at 9:18 am
i am low-talk-typing this response. I hope you can read it.
That chick probably has a couple black eyes behind those slick sunglasses. You can tell because she obviously trashed her mini-blinds looking through them to see her drunken boyfriend pounding at the door the night before. It's tragic really.
jjrdias- July 5, 2012 at 8:45 am
That's most likely a good thing.
bonelessthurs- July 5, 2012 at 7:56 am
I think she tried to sell me a puffy shirt once!
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