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What Did Roger Huerta Do to Arianny Celeste?

(To the cameraman’s amazement, suggesting she pour water on her boobs actually worked.)

Thanks to his chummy relationship with Octagon girl Arianny Celeste, MMA Rated’s Ariel Helwani got the scoop on what’s going on between Roger Huerta and his former “gal pal” (I read that phrase in Us Weekly while waiting in line at the supermarket and have been dying to use it). It sounds like Roger has done screwed things up somehow:

AH: What did you think of Roger Huerta’s performance against Kenny Florian?

AC: It was OK.

AH: And what about the rumors that you had falling out with Roger. Are those true?

AC: I wish the best for everybody including him but we are no longer on speaking terms. We are no longer friends.

AH: Wow. What happened?

AC: No comment.

AH: Why are you not on speaking terms?

AC: No comment

AH: Some have speculated that Roger and (“That 70′s Show” star) Laura Prepon have a budding relationship. What are your thoughts on that?

AC: I don’t know anything about that.

At the risk of leaning toward celebrity relationship gossip blog territory, I have to admit this makes me wonder. No longer on speaking terms? That doesn’t sound like your average break-up language, even if she wishes “the best for everyone, including him” — which is the type of boilerplate phrase that is certainly not meant to convey any sort of truth. Maybe all the fame and attention has gone to Huerta’s head? That explanation would certainly jive with his outrageous contract demands. At least this means that Arianny is back on the market. Maybe you should give her a call. I think she’d really like you if she got to know you.

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Anonymous- April 2, 2009 at 2:27 pm
regardless of this trash, i want those boobs!
1intheknow- August 16, 2008 at 10:20 am
Roger is gay. Probably has something to do with that.
michael huerta- August 14, 2008 at 12:53 am
Yea that laura bitch looks like an hombre.
Bootylam!- August 13, 2008 at 2:46 am
Anyone who thinks Donna is hotter than Arianny is a latent homosexual because Donna is a big dykey MAN! Didn't you see when she knocked out Eric?
Umm....- August 13, 2008 at 12:10 am
What kind of Ray Charles love guru did that douche contact to make this decision? I thought that 70's Show slut was Ashton Kutcher in a wig for half of the 20 minutes that lame ass show was on the air. Every time they show that skank at a match I wonder "Why is she relevant?" I mean, why not Gary Coleman, Uncle Phil or Laura Winslow? Maybe he made this decision after Kenny beat his face in for 15 minutes. Go cry about life and pretend to be Mexican some more. Should have known you were gay by those fight shorts you wear. What kind of story is this anyway? Is this CosmoPotato now?
shutupandfight- August 12, 2008 at 10:03 pm
how bout a poll- first mma'er in one of the majors to fight their way out of the closet?

i don't think Huerta would actually be a the top of my list...probably wouldn't be at the bottom either.
"At least this means that Arianny is back on the market."

Lol, how much? :)
NECROPHYTE- August 12, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Roger's hairy balls- August 12, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Out of all the ring girls she's the best at that awkward blowing kisses to the camera thing. She's also good at peace signs and winking. SKILLS!
Clue-by-Four- August 12, 2008 at 1:06 pm
She was not impressed with his performance.
RickyRobie- August 12, 2008 at 9:34 am
Damn Roger. You lose your fight then your girl. How can you let down that girl daaaamn.
Bundy- August 12, 2008 at 8:18 am
he probably gave her herpes. Bitches are always so sensitive about shit like that.
vrane- August 12, 2008 at 7:15 am
I'll give her a call, all i'm hoping is I don't get my butt kicked by some jealous ex.
Phleep- August 12, 2008 at 5:43 am
I never really liked this girl. She tries to hide her lack of conversational ability with the "I'm too cool for you" attitude. I caught on after her boring ass videos.
Ed Gein- August 12, 2008 at 5:39 am
I wonder what her head would look like on a stick.
Jean Guy Pepin- August 12, 2008 at 3:24 am
>What Did Roger Huerta Do to Arianny Celeste?

Anal to mouth.

And firecrotch beats average chicana any day.
Jean Guy Pepin- August 12, 2008 at 3:23 am
>What Did Roger Huerta Do to Arianny Celeste?

Mouth to anal.

And firecrotch beats average chicana any day.
Anonymous- August 12, 2008 at 2:42 am
heres the inside scoop, Roger took her anal virginity, and Arianny dont play that shit haha
theragecompelsme- August 12, 2008 at 2:07 am
who gives a flyin' F*#!...she's hot...and im mexican, and i aints got a small package, come over here Miss Couture and I'll give you a cauliflour pussy..rofl
wow ok- August 12, 2008 at 1:59 am
arianny > laura


laura is a dude

arianny is a goddess
Scottie G- August 12, 2008 at 1:32 am
I met Arianny at Hard Rock, one of the few celeb's that look even BETTER in person then on screen
ikcedar- August 12, 2008 at 12:44 am
shes still bangin.
Kim Couture is a cunt- August 12, 2008 at 12:28 am
He's a geek probably had a small cock like all mexicans.
michael huerta- August 12, 2008 at 12:14 am
hit it and quit it and said he never did it. thats what mexicans are good at!
Warren Cromartie- August 11, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Laura Prepon over Arianny?

That Roger is a smart man.
Arriany is ok just like every other brunette at the strip joint is bangable.

Ariel might be named after a mermaid and he might look like a Linux developer but he can do the serious shit and he can do the fluffy stuff.

How's my peepeepee taste Ariel?