(Well done, Fightlinker.)
Last night a friend of mine sent me this disturbing report about a downward trend in sales for Bud Light, suggesting that the company might post its first annual sales decline in its 27-year history. The authors of this article seem to think it’s the wordsmiths behind the “Drinkability” campaign that are responsible, but we know better. Obviously this is the work of Brock Lesnar. His anti-Bud Light tirade at UFC 100 (and subsequent pseudo-apology) has clearly turned the American consumer against the brewer, despite Barack Obama’s best efforts.
Hope you’re happy, Lesnar. With great power comes great responsibility, no matter how effective your choice of chest tattoo is at letting people know that you are not to be viewed as a role model under any circumstances. Though we should probably just be glad that he didn’t go off on a rant about Condom Depot. The last thing we need during a recession is an outbreak of Chlamydia and babies.
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commentsWed, 08/12/2009 - 10:07
@smackdaddiest
I am hung of brock's penis? No I am hung on brock's tatoo that looks like a giant penis that he is squeezing between his double D breasts. I think brock maybe the catholic priest talk to him. I am NOT dumB enough to get a tattoo that resembles a penis. I did'nt mean to offend you by talking about Brock's pee-pee tattoo. "
>>> Dude, you are sad. If you refuse to even see that it's a FUCKING SWORD and instead see it as a Penis, maybe you really ARE a Fag....in which case, may I direct you here : www.glaad.org
"Hey smackmydaddies butt HOW TASTE'E BROCK'S PEE-PEE?"
>>> You're really curious about that, aren't you?
Wed, 08/12/2009 - 09:10
Budweiser is no match for Brock's mighty penis sword. Budweiser didn't want to show the proper respect to the mighty penis sword and pay him, so the wrath of Brock's penis sword, struck, is no respector of persons. No man, or beer can overcome the power of brock's penis sword. Disrespect to Brock's penis sword will not be accepted and if you get brave and try you will suffer the conquenses"
>>> You are such a fudgepacker, man.
Why don't you get up and start singing Y.M.C.A while are at it?
Miller Lite >>> Budlight
Yo quiero una Meeler bien fria! jaja!
Bud is brewed in America, bottled in America, shipped in America, stocked in America, all employing American workers (the people we actually need to be concerned about when we talk about buying American). A company owned by an American, whose production is done in China, customer service handled in India, and shipping from an EU company, is not, imo, an American company at all.
That said, bud tastes like watery poon and that's why its sales suck.
thats ok I don't blame you. Smackdaddist would slup Penis Lesnar's testicles dry, rather than drink anything.
I am hung of brock's penis? No I am hung on brock's tatoo that looks like a giant penis that he is squeezing between his double D breasts. I think brock maybe the catholic priest talk to him. I am NOT dumB enough to get a tattoo that resembles a penis. I did'nt mean to offend you by talking about Brock's pee-pee tattoo. Hey smackmydaddies butt HOW TASTE'E BROCK'S PEE-PEE?
You really are "hung" up on brock's penis aren't you.
Are you a Catholic priest?
miller and coors are better.
I fall somwhere in the middle of these two categories.. I can't stand Brock or fake wrestling but I do love me some bud light.
I lol'd.
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