Kimbo Slice: "When It's Time Come to Bump, You Gonna Bump."

J.J.- February 16, 2008 at 1:30 am

Tank has a puncher's chance. Think Buster Douglas, 17 years ago this month, versus the "unbeatable" Mike Tyson. I think Kimbo might be enjoying all the hype so much that he lazily walks into a Abbott haymaker.

Aw, never mind. Kimbo slices and dices. Fight stopped at 3:02 of Round 1.

Janke- February 15, 2008 at 10:01 pm

kimbo-referee stoppage after a couple devastating elbows...1:36 round 1

jobleswonder- February 15, 2008 at 6:09 pm

2 minutes in to second round, tko. winner: kimbo

shortright- February 15, 2008 at 2:52 pm

kimbo - ref stoppage gnp - 2:02 round 1

Seth11111- February 15, 2008 at 10:10 am

Tank wins 1:47 first round ko

Seth11111- February 15, 2008 at 10:09 am

Tank wins 1:47 first round

Shmandy- February 15, 2008 at 4:25 am

Kimbo, stoppage due to strikes at 2:33

Derek- February 15, 2008 at 3:28 am

Kimbo. stoppage due to strikes 39 seconds into the first round.

Rockabilly- February 15, 2008 at 12:24 am

Kimbo will win with a nasty hook 1:49 into the first round - Tanks gonna have another loss on his already horiible record and a swollen face, damn sux to be the Tank I guess

Niceguyeddie- February 14, 2008 at 11:54 pm

Tank by flying armbar 10 seconds into the first.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8_FevrLdaw&feature=related
Hey, a man can dream can't he?

Bundy- February 14, 2008 at 11:09 pm

Tank by T.K.O 1:15 seconds into the 1st round.

Brian Hilton- February 14, 2008 at 10:54 pm

Kimbo TKO 3 Minutes and 23 seconds

TomAdams- February 14, 2008 at 10:34 pm

sorry I am not D Biggles but my prediction stands as Kimbo by TKO punches in 37 seconds

D BIGGLES- February 14, 2008 at 10:33 pm

Kimbo by TKO punches in 37 seconds

D BIGGLES- February 14, 2008 at 10:31 pm

kimbo slice 1 min 34 seconds stoppage

JoseMonkey- February 14, 2008 at 9:13 pm

Tank makes it out of the first round, only to be dropped 14 seconds into the 2nd. TKO.

Docvelvet- February 14, 2008 at 8:49 pm

Kimbo via KO :33 seconds into the first round!

Chris- February 14, 2008 at 8:28 pm

Since almost no one else is, I'm calling Tank by submission, 1:25 in round 1. It's like betting a dollar on the Price is Right.

bengtOnizR- February 14, 2008 at 8:22 pm

Both will stand and slug the first round. Then we’ll see a hugparty for 2 rounds with some bad takedown attempts. And the fight will end with a splitdecision making Tank the winner.

OPG2- February 14, 2008 at 8:17 pm

I reckon Kimbo will win in the 2nd round via submission (Knee bar or Guillotine choke). About 2:10 in the second round. :)

I think his training will show us something special. Suprise us!

OPG- February 14, 2008 at 8:16 pm

I say Kimbo via submission in the second round. About 2 minutes 10 seconds into the 2nd round via Guillotine choke or Knee bar! :)

His training will create a suprise tomorrow night I think.

bump- February 14, 2008 at 7:54 pm

Tank will land a haymaker at about the 3 minute mark of round 1 and win. It could happen.

Olie- February 14, 2008 at 7:45 pm

Kimbo KO 3mins 20s.

charles- February 14, 2008 at 7:37 pm

kimbo TKO in 42 sec

Griffin Lambert- February 14, 2008 at 7:05 pm

Kimbo 4:45 into the 1st round, tko

Bubble Bill- February 14, 2008 at 6:46 pm

1:25 of the first round

jtoth243- February 14, 2008 at 6:37 pm

I say kimbo 1st round 2:13 ko

darylo- February 14, 2008 at 6:06 pm

This one will go to the judges while the out of shape 'fighters' fight for air. It will be a stand up slo-mo slappy, bear hugging snooze fest. The Tank by split decision.

Justin C- February 14, 2008 at 6:05 pm

Kimbo wins within 45 seconds in the first round by strikes.

Jdizzo- February 14, 2008 at 6:00 pm

Tank abbot wins by TKO 1st round 2:32

mmacoach- February 14, 2008 at 5:59 pm

Kimbo 24 seconds round 1, combo, left hook, right hand = k.o.

Jasono- February 14, 2008 at 5:55 pm

Kimbo, 1st round TKO at 28 seconds.

Bill C.- February 14, 2008 at 5:42 pm

Kimbo by TKO at 1:16 of the first round.

Dan H.- February 14, 2008 at 5:39 pm

Kimbo, 47 seconds into the first round by TKO (Punches)

Steve- February 14, 2008 at 5:30 pm

Kimbo, 1:05 of the first by submission (strikes)

chrisw- January 24, 2008 at 2:30 am

jesus christ. you guys give up on tank so easy? kimbo is a tough guy but has the same strengths as tank. anyone remember when tank used to fight? you know you used to love him knock out people. he fought some hard fights as well. don frye. maurice smith. vitor belfort. hes got the experience and kimbo hasnt had any tough fights in his mma debut, and if you watch his street vids the guys he was fighting were pretty bad. no skills whatsoever. just big and tough. too bad he didnt take MMA serious and train properly. i still got respect for him though. and i bet he is takin his training seriously this time. im goin tank by tko. 1:50 into first round.

the guy who isn't stupid- January 23, 2008 at 8:06 am

Tank never makes it to the fight, he is found passed out on the road with a keg duct taped to him...Oh wait, that's his gut...

nick- January 19, 2008 at 11:47 pm

tank abbott ko 2nd rd 1:04 in

Dan- January 16, 2008 at 6:53 am

3 round draw.....................
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..........what????..........................
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..........ok kimbo ref stoppage 1:22 round 1
tank gasses hard...................
quick Q has any tank fight gone pass the first round??

OPG- January 15, 2008 at 10:58 pm

This fight belongs to KIMBO!!!

I reckon it'll be a submission sometime in the 1st round. :)

Fully- January 15, 2008 at 4:43 pm

The ref will pull Kimbo off of Tank at 1:13 into the first round.

Cory- January 15, 2008 at 3:19 pm

Kimbo wins 1:40 seconds into round one stoppage due to strikes!!!

Kimboisapussy- January 15, 2008 at 1:52 pm

Lets see kinbo agianst a real Fighter. I will give him this, he can take a punch and he is a hell of a street fighter. What has he done in MMA? Bo quit faster than the French run from a War and he chokes out a has been boxer. Lets see him fight someone that is at best a Decent MMA fighter. I think Tank is in this just for the money so he could pay his bar tab. I don't think his social security covers it. I give this one to Kimbo 1:45 of the first.

Josey Jones- January 15, 2008 at 1:39 pm

Kimbo got owned by that police officer a couple of years ago. No lungs for Kimbo. If you want to see to out-of-shape guys throwing wild punches for 30 seconds, this is it. They will both have to fight with oxygen tanks and masks to make it past the 1st round.

I see better fights on campus after 2:00, I will skip this one....

josey- January 15, 2008 at 5:42 am

i just watched the fight between cantrell and kimbo...........what a joke.........im disgusted to actually see an mma fight like that.............pure garbage..........ill say kimbo is a joke and look forward to seeing him taking on someone with even a little bit of talent.........im guessing tank will go down with a phantom punch as well.........we can all see what sort of character he is.........a little money and hes your boy..........just awful.

josey- January 15, 2008 at 5:23 am

i like the idea of a kimbo win..........tank will be mugged but ill take him at the beginning of the second round.........lets say 1:40 of the second........but ill have to agree that kimbo is limited........put him up against someone who is tough with great submission skills and he will be dominated........

ALEN- January 15, 2008 at 4:30 am

tank is gonna get his buns WAXED

fightfan- January 15, 2008 at 2:55 am

Kimbo KO/TKO - 39 seconds of round 1

choaderfield- January 15, 2008 at 2:32 am

FNA cotton F and AAAAA!!!

i'm with Cheeky, prison rape tko in the first.

Intercept- January 15, 2008 at 2:29 am

are all you people on crack ?........ Kimbo isnt going to win by a submission....
have any of you seen his fights?????... that fucker loves to punch your fucking head off.

when he wins its going to be by knocking tanks dentures out of the back of his head

berg- January 15, 2008 at 1:47 am

kimbo by 3:05

ketan- January 15, 2008 at 1:29 am

1:50, Kimbo wins with a left hook

Einar Hansson- January 15, 2008 at 12:49 am

I'm thinking lucky shot upset - Abbott by KO, round one 1:23.

Cheeky Bastard- January 15, 2008 at 12:23 am

Slizzzice 1:10 round one. ground and pound prison rape TKO

Sparky- January 15, 2008 at 12:07 am

i say Kimbo, 1.27 in the first round. TKO by punches

Tank Abbott- January 14, 2008 at 11:39 pm

I will whoop his ass... if someone will help me tie my shoes. I have a dick doo; my stomach sticks out further than my dick do and I can't see my feet.

The Bloc- January 14, 2008 at 11:25 pm

I see kimbo rushin, few punches, maybe a low kick, a take down and Kimbo winnah by some sort of choke (probably guillotine) at 2:30 min in the first round...

Chris- January 14, 2008 at 11:22 pm

Actually - second round same time.

skeet- January 14, 2008 at 11:21 pm

kimbo :37 tko kimob will have him on the ground face down

Chris- January 14, 2008 at 11:19 pm

Kimbo 39 seconds into the first round, KO/TKO.

Turdburglar- January 14, 2008 at 11:05 pm

why the fuck is tank still fighting? the best role he ever played in MMA wasnt as a fighter, he's always been shity look at his record, it was when he was the sarcastic commentator for UFC. this is a garbage match up, would nobody ells fight clubber lang?

Geoffr0y- January 14, 2008 at 11:04 pm

That shadow boxing really put a new perspective on things and made me think Tank may still be force to be reckoned with. Slice KO 3:40 of round 1.

James- January 14, 2008 at 10:39 pm

1 minute 30 seconds in to the first round, kimbo by way of knockout due to strikes

Jeremy- January 14, 2008 at 10:20 pm

Big Chris has the right idea, tank can take a punch and hes gonna have to. I'm calling it 2:45 of round one, stoppage due to punches.

BIG CHRIS- January 14, 2008 at 10:04 pm

If Tank doesn't fake an injury and pull out of this fight....I pick Kimbo in the second minute of round 1.....say 2:10 on the clock.....

MMA-hole- January 14, 2008 at 9:39 pm

45 seconds, Kimbo wins by guillotine choke.

Kimbo Slice: “When It’s Time Come to Bump, You Gonna Bump.”

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