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Kimbo Slice: “When It’s Time Come to Bump, You Gonna Bump.”

ProElite has put together a new promo video to hype the Kimbo Slice/Tank Abbott fight on February 16. Two things stand out: First, Tank only gets about 1.5 seconds of screen time; maybe this was done so that uninformed Kimbo fans don’t see recent footage of Tank in action and immediately lose their excitement for this ugly mismatch. Second, ProElite is getting a lot of mileage from Kimbo’s three-punch victory over Bo Cantrell. This is like the video-editing equivalent to Native Americans using every part of the buffalo.

So let’s try to call it. I’m saying that the fight will end at 0:59 of the first round — generous, I know — with Kimbo winning it by TKO (punches). Put down your predictions in the comments section below. The reader who calls it closest gets a fantastic prize to be named later. I’m also willing to entertain side-bets from readers who think Tank is going to pull out a surprise victory. Watch the video, then have at it…

UPDATE: Alright, this is Tank’s promo clip. There’s something a little sad about that shot of him running up the hill and stopping to shadow-box. Getting strong now!

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J.J.- February 16, 2008 at 1:30 am
Tank has a puncher's chance. Think Buster Douglas, 17 years ago this month, versus the "unbeatable" Mike Tyson. I think Kimbo might be enjoying all the hype so much that he lazily walks into a Abbott haymaker.

Aw, never mind. Kimbo slices and dices. Fight stopped at 3:02 of Round 1.
Janke- February 15, 2008 at 10:01 pm
kimbo-referee stoppage after a couple devastating elbows...1:36 round 1
jobleswonder- February 15, 2008 at 6:09 pm
2 minutes in to second round, tko. winner: kimbo
shortright- February 15, 2008 at 2:52 pm
kimbo - ref stoppage gnp - 2:02 round 1
Seth11111- February 15, 2008 at 10:10 am
Tank wins 1:47 first round ko
Seth11111- February 15, 2008 at 10:09 am
Tank wins 1:47 first round
Shmandy- February 15, 2008 at 4:25 am
Kimbo, stoppage due to strikes at 2:33
Derek- February 15, 2008 at 3:28 am
Kimbo. stoppage due to strikes 39 seconds into the first round.
Rockabilly- February 15, 2008 at 12:24 am
Kimbo will win with a nasty hook 1:49 into the first round - Tanks gonna have another loss on his already horiible record and a swollen face, damn sux to be the Tank I guess
Niceguyeddie- February 14, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Tank by flying armbar 10 seconds into the first.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8_FevrLdaw&feature=related
Hey, a man can dream can't he?
Bundy- February 14, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Tank by T.K.O 1:15 seconds into the 1st round.
Brian Hilton- February 14, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Kimbo TKO 3 Minutes and 23 seconds
TomAdams- February 14, 2008 at 10:34 pm
sorry I am not D Biggles but my prediction stands as Kimbo by TKO punches in 37 seconds
D BIGGLES- February 14, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Kimbo by TKO punches in 37 seconds
D BIGGLES- February 14, 2008 at 10:31 pm
kimbo slice 1 min 34 seconds stoppage
JoseMonkey- February 14, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Tank makes it out of the first round, only to be dropped 14 seconds into the 2nd. TKO.
Docvelvet- February 14, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Kimbo via KO :33 seconds into the first round!
Chris- February 14, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Since almost no one else is, I'm calling Tank by submission, 1:25 in round 1. It's like betting a dollar on the Price is Right.
bengtOnizR- February 14, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Both will stand and slug the first round. Then we’ll see a hugparty for 2 rounds with some bad takedown attempts. And the fight will end with a splitdecision making Tank the winner.
OPG2- February 14, 2008 at 8:17 pm
I reckon Kimbo will win in the 2nd round via submission (Knee bar or Guillotine choke). About 2:10 in the second round. :)

I think his training will show us something special. Suprise us!
OPG- February 14, 2008 at 8:16 pm
I say Kimbo via submission in the second round. About 2 minutes 10 seconds into the 2nd round via Guillotine choke or Knee bar! :)

His training will create a suprise tomorrow night I think.
bump- February 14, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Tank will land a haymaker at about the 3 minute mark of round 1 and win. It could happen.
Olie- February 14, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Kimbo KO 3mins 20s.
charles- February 14, 2008 at 7:37 pm
kimbo TKO in 42 sec
Griffin Lambert- February 14, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Kimbo 4:45 into the 1st round, tko
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