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Who Wants to Be a Bellator Ring Girl?


(Check out the communication skills on these ladies.)

Now that they are becoming more and more big time with each new sunrise, Bellator has decided that the next step is to improve their stable of ring girls. And how do you do that? The same way creepy casting directors meet their dates for Saturday night – unnecessary auditions!

In a move that is just begging for their email inboxes to be filled with alarming nude photos (take it from someone who worked for an MMA org conducting a ring girl search, it happens more than you’d think), Bellator is asking interested applicants to send photos and resumes to their Chicago offices. To be considered you should have “excellent communications skills, a vivacious and outgoing personality as well as an outstanding camera presence.” Translation: you should speak English, be really hot, and not be a completely unlikable jerk, at least when people are watching.

Does that sound like you? Probably not, no. Our completely informal demographic research tells us that most likely you are a) a dude, b) not all that attractive, or even in possession of socially acceptable hygiene habits, and c) at least sort of a jerk. But, shockingly enough, we know there are some women who read Cage Potato, and maybe even some who’d like to try their hand at ring girlin’. To those women, let us be the first to say, go for it.  We’re even willing to help.


Maybe you don’t look like the typical ring girl. Maybe you have real breasts and real hair and all you know about makeup application you learned from your friend in junior high who, your mother rightfully pointed out, was a bad influence on you. That’s fine. If you ask us, the MMA world needs some ring girls like you. Even if it’s not a long-term career goal (and God help you if it is), why not take a shot and see what happens? At the very least maybe you get a good story out of it. Or a local anesthetic and several stitches after you fall several feet in front of thousands of spectators.

If you’re planning on applying for the job and want a little help getting Bjorn Rebney to notice your glossy 8×10’s in the growing stack of airbrushed uniformity, shoot us an email at feedback@cagepotato.com and tell us about it. We’d love nothing more than to help a member of the Potato Nation get her ring girl on. Your success, loyal reader, is our success. The same goes for your paycheck.

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Shank Murwyn- February 17, 2010 at 8:30 am
@Get Off Me
Cheers for clearing that one up, appreciate it.
Maybe he wandered in from some acid-test with that swedish fighter Per Eklund, the guy with the Peace-tattoo; whom The Great Oracle of Rogaine in his infinite wisdom declared "The toughest guy with a peace-tattoo". It kinda looks like he´s on the verge of some blottered, mind/earth-shattering revelation; he likes his tits big and spherical.
Get Off Me- February 17, 2010 at 7:12 am
@Steampunk22
Bingo!, thanks for clearing that one up for me. I was under the impression he was captain peyote or super douche(tito's sidekick). The locked knee joints and elbow joints and grimmace/smile are all great indicators of Acid Binge though....what was I on!?
@Shank Murwyn
he was hiding something but not from steampunk.

Shank Murwyn- February 17, 2010 at 5:24 am
"Are they real?????!!???? What the fuck kinda question is that??????? Asshole!"
Btw, the Yellow Securitorial Administrator is actually sharing a mind melt with Joe Rogaine, or he´s hiding something......
ArmFarmer- February 16, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Surprisingly accurate demographic research... you know us well.
ReX13- February 16, 2010 at 12:50 pm
El Famous Burrito Says:
Tue, 02/16/2010 - 14:34

BTW, El Famous Burrito is Spanish for The Famous Burrito


Pssssh, we're not falling for this. Everyone knows that the correct Spanish way of saying this ould be "El Burrito Famouso".

Der.

However, i support your willingness to support this supporter of LMMA.* Good luck.

And i certainly hope that any submissions to CP will immediately be posted as Hot Potato goodness.


* Get it? LMMA? El MMA? No? I'm stupid, go away? Ok.....
BuckWild- February 16, 2010 at 12:37 pm
@ JoesMonkey

My thoughts exactly. CP just wants some good spank material ! Come on guys. You have to share what you get!
El Famous Burrito- February 16, 2010 at 12:34 pm
What's with the rampant sex discrimination over there at Bellator? Or UFC and Strikeforce for that matter?

With Bellator reaching out to the Spanish-speaking fight fan market, it makes perfect sense to have El Famous Burrito holding a ring card and walking in a circle, wearing an outfit that shows what makes the burrito famous.

BTW, El Famous Burrito is Spanish for The Famous Burrito

steampunk22- February 16, 2010 at 11:59 am
^^Just make sure you CC it to Fowlke's wife.
JoseMonkey- February 16, 2010 at 11:44 am
If you’re planning on applying for the job and want a little help getting Bjorn Rebney to notice your glossy 8x10’s in the growing stack of airbrushed uniformity, shoot us an email at feedback@cagepotato.com and tell us about it. We’d love nothing more than to help a member of the Potato Nation get her ring girl on.

Come on, Ben -- you know that your motivation behind this is to try to get in on that free naked pictures in your email gravy train.
Viva Hate- February 16, 2010 at 11:33 am
I would like to announce that any woman interested in this promotion should please send me their portfolio, resume, and any other vital information at the following email address, show_me_your_roast_beef_curtains@yahoo.com.
steampunk22- February 16, 2010 at 11:16 am
@Goat

I was under impression "they" called you GOAT on account of your mountaineering skills and creepy horizontal pupils. But maybe I misunderstood. ;P

@Get Off Mee

That security guard is clearly in the throngs of an acid binge, liftoff is imminent, he's just getting into the right stance.
Super-Drunk Punch- February 16, 2010 at 11:09 am
They could all beat up Rich Clementi, at sea level.
Get Off Me- February 16, 2010 at 11:05 am
I'd love to be the one holding interviews with the applicants for this job.....
What's with the douchy security guard in yellow....
Goat- February 16, 2010 at 11:04 am
All I have to say is; they don't call me a "Goat" for nothin'.
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