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Why Roy Nelson Is in Trouble Against Kimbo Slice on Next Week’s ‘Ultimate Fighter’


(Grabbed from the Spike TV promos. Above, props to "smooshfaceace." Below, props to CagePotato reader Zachary H.)

Could it be over this soon for Big Country? We already know that Kimbo will be fighting in the finale. On a scale of 1-10, how much will you freak out if he shocks the world on Wednesday?

Previously: Why Kimbo Slice Is in Trouble Against Roy Nelson on Next Week’s "Ultimate Fighter"

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Kimbos Bread- September 27, 2009 at 8:45 pm
@ glenwo2

So how does Kimbo beat Wes?
glenwo2- September 26, 2009 at 10:21 pm
"tallkitchenbags Says:
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 19:30
my uncle is the executive producer. here's how it ends: first round lots of circling and feeling out then big country eats a few nice shots from kimbo at the end and limps into the second. after sufficiently recovering from the scare he trades a few shots with slice then takes him down and submits him via GNP with a minute remaining."


>>> Well MY uncle is the DIRECTOR and he says that your uncle is full of shit.


Kimbo is going to win and there's not a damn thing you can do about it, son.


glenwo2- September 26, 2009 at 10:16 pm
"NipGrip Says:
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 16:31
Not kimbo, kimbo loses. A friend or mine's cousin says he knows one of the cameramen and he said Kimbo gets knocked out and even loses some teeth in the fight. He then gets so upset he starts crying and leaves the house and Roy asks Dana, "Hey did he just realize how out of place he is here or what?" and Dana says, "No, he just realized how much money he could be saving with Gieco.""


>>> Hey NipGrip. Here's what really happened :

Kimbo KO's Nelson. Then drives to where you live, busts down your door, kicks your wussy-azz with you crying and sh*t, then goes up to your parents and asks "Did you know your son isn't Street-Certified?"

Then he leaves, returns to TUF, and he and Rampage have a big laugh over the azz-kicking he gave you.

THE END.

Dagnut- September 26, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Can be a pro fighter and be fat? Even as a heavy weight? I don't think so...Nelson looks a good 30 lbs over weight to me...he'd probably slaughter in the gym I'm not slating the guy but kimbo looks extremely powerful and the word from his training camp with rutten was he has great cardio so is it possible he wore nelson out? who knows
mybongsnameisgreenmeenie- September 26, 2009 at 12:13 pm
SPOILER ALERT MAYBE>>>>

this is just an idea.

I texted kgb the question. does kimbo slice beat roy nelson?
and they text me back and said that so far in the house, kimbo has defeated roy nelson, and wes sims.

Assuming that kimbo beats roy, and that on bottom is wes sims, losing to kimbo.

kimbo could do something crazy and lose a bet, shave his head bald, beat wes sims down. and this explains kimbo's excitement in his interviews, and why he's in the finale.

someone should text them and see if it gives the same answer.

Joedirt- September 26, 2009 at 11:35 am
Kimbo isn't a great striker by any means.... but I don't think most (with a few exceptions) in MMA are great. I think he can punch.... but he has never fought a fighter who can punch back... Nelson is too slow... speed kills... hard to throw a good punch when you're taking 2 or 3. Tank got destroyed by kimbo cuz of speed.
I still hate Kimbo. Hope he gets smoked.
cagefightmon- September 26, 2009 at 10:53 am
**SPOILER ALERT**
KIMBO WINS FIGHT
Tomas1337- September 26, 2009 at 12:40 am
Its 2 different fights in preview we see herb dean as the referee and in promo where some1 is pounding some1 is yve lavinge. So its not kimbo or Kimbo got past Roy.
pugwarrior- September 25, 2009 at 8:25 pm
REDX..........that actually makes the most sense after listening to all the comments from the guys on the show....they keep saying how well kimbo progressed as the show went on...and theres so many more clips in the preview shows that i havent seen yet in the past few episodes that involve kimbo...that and how upbeat he is now after the show has been over...talking about fighting in the UFC and training with Gracie Barra in Tri County, California...i should start placing bets with all the kimbo haters i know who have big roy crushing kimbo...i`ll make a bundle...lmao
ReDx- September 25, 2009 at 8:10 pm
What I've heard from friends who train in Vegas, Kimbo does indeed beat Roy but he loses his second fight.
EDoggFunkMonk- September 25, 2009 at 7:51 pm
The third picture has to be from McSweeney's second fight. The guy on the ground has tattoos above his left glove (Nelson don't) and the swirl on his left shoulder looks like that ugly tattoo that wraps across McSweeney's chest like a Miss Congeniality Sash.
pugwarrior- September 25, 2009 at 7:50 pm
tallkitchenbags.........is this on the up n up or are you fooling around? cuz if this is serious why would you tell us and take the suspense out of this ??? now there will be no drama...ugh
tallkitchenbags- September 25, 2009 at 7:36 pm
this is how a ****** eats, bitches.
tallkitchenbags- September 25, 2009 at 7:35 pm
titties for the win.
tallkitchenbags- September 25, 2009 at 7:32 pm
later they suck each other, kimbo felches big country's ass and rampage licks the floor of the ring while saying "praise jebus, praise jebus"
Dubbayoo- September 25, 2009 at 7:31 pm
This reminds of the time when that kid's ghost showed up in the background in Three Men and a Baby. And that movie was made long before weight classes and time limits. Yeahhh.
tallkitchenbags- September 25, 2009 at 7:30 pm
my uncle is the executive producer. here's how it ends: first round lots of circling and feeling out then big country eats a few nice shots from kimbo at the end and limps into the second. after sufficiently recovering from the scare he trades a few shots with slice then takes him down and submits him via GNP with a minute remaining.
Kimbos Bread- September 25, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Who's that in the third pic?


Wes Sims.
Ed M- September 25, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Pugwarrior's right. Different refs for sure; different fight. Also in the sneak peak, Roy's got white underarmour showing on his left thigh, so there goes that. The tat seems to be Roy's. To me, all signs point to Big Country winning next week, and goes on to fight... Marcus Jones, it looks like, in pic 3.

JettoFTW- September 25, 2009 at 6:34 pm
HAHA!! That's the exact way I predicted it!
Rashad is so well spoken aint he- September 25, 2009 at 6:17 pm
I love Dana. THank you so much for bringing us such entertainment. UFC is MMA. UFC=NFL! NCAAF>UFC and NFL.

BTW, The 3rd pic is not Orca so that is not from Thursdays fight. Goy Roy! Go Rashad!
Rashad is so well spoken aint he- September 25, 2009 at 6:05 pm
lol
pugwarrior- September 25, 2009 at 6:03 pm
ok...this was sooo easy to figure out...if you go onto spike tv`s website and watch the video ''sneak peek'' if you notice at the 2:14 MARK AND PAUSE IT YOU WILL NOTICE REF....he has a full head of drk hair...as opposed to the ref in the 3rd pic who is clearly bald...so the 3rd pic IS NOT kimbo vs nelson...thats all
reddog- September 25, 2009 at 5:57 pm
fighting in the finale is not the same as fighting in the finals. big difference. they bring lots of losers from the season back in the finale. but it is interesting to see so many people dissecting this! and, although i hate to admit it, i am really looking forward to this fight. i also have to admit my respect level for kimbo is much more than before this tuf season began. much less posturing, more humility and acting like an athlete, not a thug.

DO IT FERG!!

AkilleeZ- September 25, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Its going to be ruled a no contest...Roy Nelson will go into labor minutes before the fight.
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