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Wild Rumor of the Day, Pt. 2: Nick Diaz’s Father Is the Unabomber

Subject: Nick Diaz‘s father is… Ted Kaczynski
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2014 3:12 AM
From: [redacted]lawncare@gmail.com
To: tips@cagepotato.com

“That’s right. The fucking unabomber. Ted would have been in California exactly 1 year and a month before nick was born (blowing up some poor fucker at university of cal/berkeley. And while I know it’s a stretch based off that little information. Check out this picture of a young Theodore “Ted” Kaczynski. (I know.. mind blowing) This would also explain Nick’s anxiety when it comes to social interactions and hatred for authority. It’s in his genes. He is programmed from the womb this way…..You’re welcome!

War out,

Chris.”

Come on Chris, that’s absurd. Diaz may have grown up without a biological father, but there’s no way th-HOLY CRAP THEY LOOK IDENTICAL.

I’m freaking out right now. And they were both fond of hoodies!

The truth is out there.

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