We’ll be the first to admit that sometimes, we’re so busy trying to report on the day-to-day happenings of the MMA world that we occasionally (re:often) lose sight of some of the benefits of being an MMA site that dabbles in everything from lowbrow to subpar comedy. Mainly, our ability to give out free shit to the funniest Taters trolling the comments sections (or the forums if they are really, really lonely).

That’s why we are proud to announce that, in honor of our mobile site finally being up and running, we will be bringing back the caption contests and comments of the week on a regular basis here at CagePotato, in the hopes that you guys will stop treating us like the goth kid with psoriasis at the MMA lunch table. Believe it or not, as sour as your opinions often are, we still enjoy hearing them, especially when they come in the form of a relentlessly dark or unnecessarily crass assessment of a candid photo.

Our newest caption contest awaits you after the jump, and we will be giving our signature “We Pull No Punches” shirts (pictures below) to the top three entries. So feel free to swing for the fences on this one as many times as your heart desires.

And today’s photo is…

Clearly we can deliver, so now it’s time for you to do the same. Make us proud, Potato Nation! There’s a first time for everything!

The prize in all of its eternal fucking glory a.k.a The Triumphant Tee of Total Triumph:
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[UPDATE] 

128 Comments and counting…Jesus Christ, what have I gotten myself into. The metaphorical polls close today at 5 p.m. EST, so make sure to get your comments in before then if you want to be eligible to win the badge of honor that is the CagePotato shirt above. The top three entries will be released on Thursday afternoon. Great job so far, guys!

-J. Jones