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[UPDATED] Win a CagePotato Signature Shirt in the Return of the Caption Contest!

We’ll be the first to admit that sometimes, we’re so busy trying to report on the day-to-day happenings of the MMA world that we occasionally (re:often) lose sight of some of the benefits of being an MMA site that dabbles in everything from lowbrow to subpar comedy. Mainly, our ability to give out free shit to the funniest Taters trolling the comments sections (or the forums if they are really, really lonely).

That’s why we are proud to announce that, in honor of our mobile site finally being up and running, we will be bringing back the caption contests and comments of the week on a regular basis here at CagePotato, in the hopes that you guys will stop treating us like the goth kid with psoriasis at the MMA lunch table. Believe it or not, as sour as your opinions often are, we still enjoy hearing them, especially when they come in the form of a relentlessly dark or unnecessarily crass assessment of a candid photo.

Our newest caption contest awaits you after the jump, and we will be giving our signature “We Pull No Punches” shirts (pictures below) to the top three entries. So feel free to swing for the fences on this one as many times as your heart desires.

And today’s photo is…

Clearly we can deliver, so now it’s time for you to do the same. Make us proud, Potato Nation! There’s a first time for everything!

The prize in all of its eternal fucking glory a.k.a The Triumphant Tee of Total Triumph:
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[UPDATE] 

128 Comments and counting…Jesus Christ, what have I gotten myself into. The metaphorical polls close today at 5 p.m. EST, so make sure to get your comments in before then if you want to be eligible to win the badge of honor that is the CagePotato shirt above. The top three entries will be released on Thursday afternoon. Great job so far, guys!

-J. Jones

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maikelldwong- July 4, 2012 at 7:09 am
you raugh, you roose title shot.
frndlylion- July 3, 2012 at 11:55 pm
Whale Blubber vs Horse Meat!!!
darby77- July 3, 2012 at 7:18 pm
ALLISTER, this is what happens when you have sex with your SISTER.
mcw89138- July 3, 2012 at 6:51 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to the new main event for UFC 149.

PS - I actually have a job and wasn't able to get online today before the deadline, so CP, please cut me some slack.
XENOPHON- July 3, 2012 at 3:25 pm
@12OZCurls - Asian version of "Swamp People" BEST
flyingtriarmbarplada- July 3, 2012 at 11:40 am
Time for a PRIDE rematch. Hiromitsu Kanehara hasnt been the same since their first battle ending in just the second round by a doctors stoppage. The trauma is obvious.
Miradotheblack- July 3, 2012 at 11:06 am
Would you believe its all a camera trick? Thats actually Anderson Silva and lyoto Machida Training. And segal is off to the side teaching front kicks.
Miradotheblack- July 3, 2012 at 10:56 am
B.J Penn inbetween camps.
Miradotheblack- July 3, 2012 at 10:53 am
Deleted scene from over the top.
knuckleup101.2- July 3, 2012 at 10:35 am
With his plan of injections foiled, Overeem was introduced to the ancient art of gaining size through osmosis. Please note that the specimen on the lefts head is caving in, thus a successful process is taking place.
flyingtriarmbarplada- July 3, 2012 at 10:26 am
if this gets him a chance at a title shot im switching to WWE..
flyingtriarmbarplada- July 3, 2012 at 10:24 am
if overeem wins this one, it totally proves hes not juiced up.
bitteralex- July 3, 2012 at 10:24 am
set this to an Adele song and you have paramount's next rom com hit!
bitteralex- July 3, 2012 at 10:18 am
Up next would be the horse eating contest
Reverend_Clint- July 3, 2012 at 10:08 am
You must beat the man to be come the man
shrekcbo- July 3, 2012 at 9:56 am
This guy is the perfect example of why punches to the back of the head are illegal.
Caralho- July 3, 2012 at 9:49 am
...and now, Overeem must face the final boss of arm wrestling to save us from Obamacare
arkham10- July 3, 2012 at 9:41 am
mmmm after this... chicken wings!!!
Maine Blazer- July 3, 2012 at 9:10 am
Joe Son has really let himself go.
Houstons db- July 3, 2012 at 8:55 am
horse meat vs whale meat. which meat reigns supreme?
intercept440- July 3, 2012 at 8:55 am
how about you jackwads ust give me my fucking shirt i was supposed to get after meathead mitrione flaked on the answering machine message contest i won like 9 fucking months ago
J.Jones- July 3, 2012 at 9:14 am
Ask nicely and maybe, just maybe, we'll consider it.
Viva Hate- July 3, 2012 at 8:40 am
Somewhere John Brzenk hangs his head in shame as the sport he loves is made to look like a fool.
Stak40- July 3, 2012 at 8:37 am
Joe Son, i know your hairline is fucked but bro you moved. I tell you what, if you can beat me in arm wrestling I'll let you punch me in the nuts
G-Cap- July 3, 2012 at 8:25 am
I feel your pain Reem...my anti-inflammatory shot was laced w/ gravy...caused me to miss weight.
El Famous Burrito- July 3, 2012 at 8:19 am
This remake of Nothing But Trouble looks weird.
P2- July 3, 2012 at 1:38 pm
I was thnking he looked like those twins, but I couldn't figure out how to word it. Nice.
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