To commemorate the DVD release of Never Surrender on April 28th, LionsGate has given us five copies of the flick to give away to you wonderful people. Hit us with the plot summary, IMDb:
So it’s kind of like this, but with higher production values and a cast of actual MMA stars (Georges St. Pierre, BJ Penn, Anderson Silva, Quinton Jackson, and Heath Herring). You know you want to see that. And to score a copy of the movie, all you have to do is come up with an entertaining caption to the photo after the jump…
(Director/star Hector Echavarria with Penn and Jackson.)
Feel free to enter multiple times in the comments section, but please get your captions in by midnight ET on 4/26. We’ll put the finalists up for voting on the 27th, and announce the winners on the 28th. The top five captions get DVDs, and five runners-up will get CagePotato "Hall of Fame" t-shirts (featuring another all-star cast of MMA legends). Sound fair? Good, let’s get to it.
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Comments
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:15
the lightweight, welterweight, middleweight, (possibly soon to be) light heavyweight, (champs) and heath herring. pretty impressive. minus heath bars. well, still impressive.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:16
5 of the badest guys to ever make a boy band. N"sync and the Backstreeboys better watch out! (i prefered to caption on the headline pic.i just had to.)
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:17
C'mon man, you're so cute!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:18
"And they said there is no way we could get your head into frame Rampage. Good thing we filmed in IMAX.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:19
Oddly enough, it was five well known, mma professionals in the finals of the "HOLD THAT TURTLE HEAD" competition.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:19
All mma fighters choose ROCK during Rock, Paper, Scissors. duh
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:22
They named you BJ for a reason, start suck'n.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:22
No surrender was originally slated to be a PC remake of The Outsiders, but Heath Herring is wayyy too straight for a cut-off jean jacket. In fact, he was way too straight to stand close GSP.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:22
Hector- My balls itch! Penn- That's funny, check out this new pressure point I learned.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:22
Hector:"Hahaha! You Kill Me 'Page, You think your lawyer is better? I have the best lawyer in this hemisphere." BJ Penn: "So we need to talk."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:22
Echevarria: That's a nice beard, man. BJ: Hector, I can grow a beard ten times as cool as that. And I'm not joking about this.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:23
It says caption the second photo. Read.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:24
Hector- My balls itch! Penn- That's funny, check out this new pressure point.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:24
BJ: Can i touch him? H.E: No! BJ:y? H.E: Because i said so! BJ: But im the prodigy damn it! H.E: NO! BJ: WTF Not!? H.E: Because you dont meet the height requirement and 2) i dont want to hear your bitching afterwards that you couldnt finish him because he was slippery.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:26
"See BJ, then your balls will rest right here."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:29
BJ: Hector, Hey Hector ..... pay attention to me, ....Hector, .... Buddy
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:30
The new movie "Fighting" with those hot teen actors looks amazing. A true representation of MMA for non-fans.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:30
The new west side story with GSP reprising the role of Maria .
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:30
BJ- haha, so Hector you gotta get me as a part in your next movie ok? Cause I'm short but can kick ass right right? haha. Hector - ........ So Rampage, I also met your family. Nice people.. Nice people.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:31
Hector: Hey cutie Quinton, you want to make a BJ sandwich?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:31
Broke Back Cage?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:33
Chin up, buttercup.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:33
No, no.....Trust me guys, after this, you'll all be stars!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:33
What a cute son BJ, how did he come out black?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:33
Who the hell is Hector Echavarria?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:34
"okay, stop smiling.....you told ME i was your coconut skinned cutie"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:35
how about the best 5 captions are exempt from winning the dvd?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:35
BJ: Huh, I always figured Mexicans would be less greasy than Canadians. Wierd.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:36
The tri-racial circle jerk has begun, and while it appears that BJ and Hector don't fully understand the concept, Rampage looks to have his hand in the right spot, putting BJ in a cockamura...now I bet BJ's happy that a greasing agent was applied this time...
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:36
BJ *thinks to self* "I hope the NSAC can overturn career decisions to...better talk to my lawyer"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:36
THey gaze into eachothers eyes lovingly.BJ is naeve tothe fact that Rampage is sancho!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:36
Hector: Hey guy's ..... ever heard the term "T-Baging". BJ: No, what is it? Please tell me, Please. Hector: Well, it goes a little someting like this .... Hey Quinton, come here.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:37
H.E : look see i told you there was no vaseline on Quinton chin
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:37
or to Mommy.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:37
Penn, "Hey Hector, stop checking out where Wany's knee was and listen to me. I think GSP was using grease in that last scene, there is no way he could have acted better then me. Hey, don't make me call my mom. Hey, why are you walking away?"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:40
H.E : Bj wrong movie mate this is not Star Trex and your not playing Spook
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:40
I know you guys want the part in my movie, but what can you do for me Wink wink ?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:41
BJ: BUT I THOGHT WE HAD A GOOD THING GOING.....AND I HAVE ALL THIS LEFTOVER GREASE FROM GSP!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:42
Hey bj think you can out bj quinton here? Bj- i kno wi can boss
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:44
I used to have a beard like that. I mean, I used to walk by guys in my neighborhood that did. That's the same thing, right? My Mom says it is.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:46
You got a little Dana spooge on your chin.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:46
B.J Penns attempts to invite Hector out for a burrito are for not, as Echavarria in the mood for a fresh squeezed energy drink.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:48
Why would anyone want to see this movie? There's probably better acting in one of those Department of Transportation accident movies!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:50
My Mom and I would like to have a talk with you about the lack of donuts in my trailer.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:52
BJ Penn tries to warn Hector about the greasiness of Quentin's beard, while Hector does his best to impersonate Quentin's old lady. It is said that BJ is moving up to light heavyweight to defend Hector's honor after Rampage greased up with Hector.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:53
"You had me at 'vaseline'."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:53
While Hector inspects Rampages mouth to find some sort of answer on his bad breath BJ just arrived blasting him in the face with his own blinding bad breath.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:54
*Disco club music from Boogie Nights playing in the background* Hector: This is the new kid on the street. Is that a fatcha or what?! BJ: Yeah! Wait, fatcha's "face" right? Hector: Yes, fatcha's face. BJ: Yeah!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:55
BJ to Hector: "Sometimes greasing can be a good thing ... "
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:57
Is that hair gel?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:58
Hey guys, after the movie, let's go to my bedroom, take our shoes off, lie down on my bed, take about 20 to 30 minutes, and...
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:58
"It's funny Hector, I used to be a Gillete man until I saw Wanderlei's commercial" - QJ
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:58
Due to the film being way over budget, the cast was compensated with cases of Rockstar and Vaseline. Some cast members were much happier than others.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:59
BJ: "His name is Toby."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:00
BJ: Come on Hector even my mom can see the grease on his chin.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:01
Hector: Dammit Quinton, you had me at hello.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:01
BJ awkwardly interrupted the two love birds with his best big gay al impersonation, " HHHIIIII GGGUUUYYSSSSS!”
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:01
Hector: Hey look BJ, Page chin is really greasy... BJ: Yeah I know, that's why I want the name of the movie to be change to: To The Death: The BJ Penn Story
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:02
Rampage: Jesus had a goatee just like this one.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:02
"So this is where you hit Chuck if you want to beat him..."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:03
BJ PENN SAYS : "Hey mister is that vasoline you putting on his face? Come with me you in big trouble!"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:03
COM'ON MAN, HARDER! POP IT! POP IT!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:04
see hector, i told you you'd like him. and he doesn't use grease like GSP - getting pushed in au naturale.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:04
Its so soft, what products do you use?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:04
"So, your my two fluffers for this next scene? OOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh, so cute. Well, get to workin'."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:04
Hector Echavarria: you thought this was gonna be a film about black on black crime well sorry to dissapoint you rampage but your the only black guy in the film BJ PENN: c'mon hector think about it. i really wanna get another shot at GSP! Rampage: im about to hit both of your balls in 3...2...1...
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:05
Hector: Hey BJ! What is strong, solid and full of muscle? BJ: MY ROCK HARD STOMACH! Hector: (LMAO) NO STUPID! Quinton's chin!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:05
Hector: I've got a big embroidered cross on my shirt, wanna play Priest and the Alter Boy?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:07
BJ makes sure to check for vaseline before challenging for every UFC belt out there.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:08
BJ: Hey Hector, wanna see something cool? My ear looks like a swollen vagina.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:08
let me correct Kevin's caption of "And they said there is no way we could get your head into frame Rampage. Good thing we filmed in IMAX." with a simple change of the subject and one noun, this could actually be a funny caption of ... "And they said there is no way we could get your ego into frame BJ. Good thing we filmed in IMAX"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:11
Hummmmm, never surrender? What kinda pain will I be going through here? Dose this involve Vaseline and greased up guys too?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:12
No Shirt No Shoes No Vaseline No Surrender !
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:13
This motion picture was payed for and brought to you by Xyience Ivestment Group: putting your money where it counts
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:13
Hector: Rampage get this monkey off my back. he keeps on bugging about a rematch with GSP. Rampage: Just Rub Vasoline on your shirt. He'll slip right off man BJ PENN: you know i can hear you guys. im right here you know. ahhh fuck it im calling my mom! she'll take care of you guys
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:14
This motion picture was payed for and brought to you by Xyience Investment* Group: putting your money where it counts
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:14
True you both have sexy shaved heads, but hes got a ball tickling flavor savor
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:15
Rampage, you sure got a pretty mouth.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:16
i need you shaven, like BJ. stubble tickles my taint
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:16
This was taken just before BJ returned to his trailer and failed to come back out for the second half of the movie.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:17
"What's this white stuff on your chin Rampage? I thought BJ was the only cocksucker around here"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:18
BJ - Yes Hector that is a black man
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:18
The general consensus of the group was that Rampage has a "pretty" mouth, but his breath stinks.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:19
Is the irony of BJ Penn starring in a film called "Never Surrender" lost on everyone but me?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:22
He can be yours, my friend, for a case of energy drinks. And I'm not joking about this.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:25
afetr last nights performance, i see why they call you Rampage.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:26
Lets see who can do the best mean face!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:27
BJ: Sorry Hector, but that's not a mask. Rampage really is a much better actor than you.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:30
Hector, be honest; I could fight at 205, right?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:30
Who's the biggest, baddest, cuddliest fighter in MMA? That's right, it's you Rampage! Coochy-coochy-coo!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:30
You got a little piece of fried chicken right there.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:32
After Rampage killed this douche for touching his face, BJ Penn's mom showed up at the trial to make sure everyone knew her baby was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:32
Hector and B.J discuss the finer points of greasing with Quinton. Rampage retorts that if he is going to cheat, it will be with a Extended cab truck with his image all over it, for low visability of course.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:32
Penn says "You know there's nothing wrong with being bi curious"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:33
Hector: I told you BJ we can both fit in his pretty mouth, all we need is a little lube BJ: I swear to god, if I see ANY Vaseline...
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:34
Penn says "It's considered GAY if you push back"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:34
BJ Penn teaching a class at the YMCA about proper vaseline placement.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:36
BJ and Hector, about to find out the hard way that there is no chin under rampages beard, only another fist...
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:37
What is that, Velvet?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:37
(Hector) An interracial gang bang I'm all over that :)
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:37
"YOU GOT PROBLEM WITH DANA WHITE ? I DIDN'T THINK SO YOU FAGGOTS."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:38
It looks like someone took the wolfslair nut tap the wrong way.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:40
"Hecton brah, they're just gonna make obvious semen and vaseline jokes if you leave your hand there" - BJ
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:40
B.J. is such a cockblock
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:41
Hector... An interracial gang bang I'm all over that :)
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:41
BJ: Whats goin on buddy? Hector: Nothing much, old Page here was just telling me about this movie The Secret, and how I should watch it....73 times
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:42
Hector vs. Rampage with special guest reff bj.(The staredown) Rampage:Hey I don't like this guy touching me...it's creepy as helll! Penn:Let's keep it clean! Penn:Wait a second, Hector's back is looking shiny...better check it out. Hector:Damnit Bj get over it! Penn:Hector is gonna do dis Hector is gonna do dat match is over!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:42
Echavarria: Relax BJ, I suggested Soul Glow, not vaseline.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:42
"Quinton, you look just FABULOUTH with the miniature chain link necklace" - Hector
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:43
RJ: A 3-some? - never! Not by the..... HE: .........not by the hair on your chinny-chin-chin huh? BJ: Ha, good one Hect!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:44
Hector: I just want to kiss that beautiful mouth! BJ: Me too.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:44
"We'll catch up later Hector, I'm gonna go meet up with the teamsters down at the food truck" - BJ
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:44
" HEY RAMPAGE - YOU NEED TO COME WITH US SWEETIE, WE WILL SHOW YOU THE ACTUAL BJ TONITE "
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:45
In a desperate attempt to avoid another "you know how we do it in Hilo" conversation with BJ, Hector tries to point out there's schmootz on Page's chin.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:48
the need for attention from Hector Echavarria was getting out of hand. Rampage was showing off his chin beard and B.J wanted to show him a new trick he'd learnt with vaseline.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:51
Hold still Rampage! My nuts itch...
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:52
BJ to Hector: I told ya I could find you some black ass. Now let me leave you two alone.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:53
Hector to Rampage: Now how about that BJ you promised me! BJ: Did someone say my name?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:53
Hector: "Where's the button, Joe Rogan always talks about the button?"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:54
The three friends pondered what ecstacy would feel like, but never guessed that man-love would ensue so abruptly.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:54
Thoughts in Hectors head: ...if I scratch him here, maybe he won´t hit-n-run me.... ...and the midget is propably missing his mama...
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:56
The comments on this have confirmed that the vast majority of MMA fans are fags (IN THE SERIOUS SENSE, NOT THE DANA WHITE SENSE).
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:56
Dana uses BJ and Rampage to set up his next prank, and a camera catches him in mid-swing with the over-sized white dildo.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:56
mma stars quinton jackson bj penn anderson silva georges st pierre ohhh and heath herring Hector-oh umm jackson so cute like chocolate bj-yeah he does taste good and gsp awready lubed me up jackson-i like this
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:57
You're right, Hector. He sure DOES have a pretty mouth. Mmm Hmm.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:57
they couldnt resist when dana put a fag of the night bonus
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:57
"We will both mash you, what!!"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:59
they were very surprised suddenly when they figured out the cameras where rollin
Fri, 04/17/09 - 07:59
next scene not shown bj gettin gangbanged by the homo couple
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:00
Hector: Comon Rampage! i like your rugged style. Lets go and get lubed up. BJ: If you skip the lube im in!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:03
BJ: You're going change the script so that I beat GSP down in the movie right? Hector: I don't know BJ, I was actually leaning more towards this stud muffin beating him because THAT might actually be believable.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:03
"Choose your prison Cell, Bitch!!! " The story of 6 gay MMA Fighters who were Blackballed by Dana White for the having Blogs of there sexual experience with Egomaniac mogul. Be careful MMA Fighters this can happen to you......
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:04
SCENE 1- knock knock....Tito answers the door, everyone says in unity "We are here for the gangbang".... Jena peaks out from the bathroom with a smile.... WEIRD
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:04
This is BJ letting Hector know just how scratchy Rampages mustache rides are.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:06
BJ: No! Hector, that is not I meant when I said Rampage had a good chin.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:10
"It's real, I swear! Look at our shoulders, there's no way our heads could be supported by someone elses body."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:10
BJ: Hector, you better get your hand of my man's face. Why don't you go back to your hotel, lay on the bed, have a nice long cry, and go FUCK yourself.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:10
BJ penn to Director- Isn't he perfect for that three way we've been talking about for so long??...If he doesn't want to do it..I'll tell my mom to ask him for us...YAY!!!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:12
It's alright guys, I forgive yor Rampage for your road rage accident and you BJ for your whining. Stick with me guys...you"ll are gonna make great actors instead of mma fighters.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:12
Oh, he felt slippery? That is so interesting BJ. Quinton, I just remembered that there was something over that way I needed to show you. Go, now.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:12
"I'm not the one you want to give you that baby oil massage, but I think you know who is."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:14
"Aloha isn't just for hello and goodbye anymore. Roofie anyone?"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:15
"Happy Hallowe....heeeeeeey, I knew there was a little old white lady under there this whole time."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:18
(read this with a bad Antonio Banderas impersonation in your head) "I hear this one is good off his back and this one likes, how you say...ground...and...pound?"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:18
Silly Rampage...no we can't over any pregnant women in this movie.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:18
In a world where underground cagefighting gets you respect, 5 friends come together to see who can win this tournament by.... GOGOPLATA!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:19
Ben: the 26th? you're patient motherfucker to read through pages, and pages of bad jokes.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:19
After drawing straws, it was Rampage's turn to "earn" his acting career.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:20
Hector Echavarria- says "ahhhhhh, aren't u r just the cutest thing ever!!!" b.j. penn "hey, what about me?, im cute too!"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:20
"His chin may be bigger, but it's definitely been checked harder."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:20
BJ: "Rampage, this is Hector. Hector, you've met the boulder I carried underwater, right?"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:24
Let me get that cocaine, I mean energy drink and sleep deprivation off your chin.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:25
HE: GSP could have just tapped you on the chin like this... PENN: But his back was greasy. RAMPAGE: LULZ!!!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:25
"BJ demanded that Quinton be checked for grease after he delivered his lines flawlessly"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:26
See BJ.. everyone greases their chin
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:27
"Hector buddy, notice my finger placement. THIS is how you do the Vulcan Death Grip" - BJ
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:28
You are my favorite illegitimate son.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:29
H.E. Your not gonna fraek out on me, are you, you Jesus freak. Penn. Don' t worry hector my mom can save you.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:32
"BJ was able to convince Hector that Rampage's invisible penis reached just below his chin"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:34
BJ: yeaaaa scratch his chin.. feel itt.....harder... harder... look like your enjoying it... ohhhh yeaaaaaa..... thattss itt.....
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:35
"Get the fuck out of here BJ. I can not feel any grease!" says Hector. "MOM!!!!!" Yells BJ.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:39
(had to edit) Silly Rampage...no we can't run over any pregnant women in this movie.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:39
BJ: "See Hector, I told you Black guys aren't as Greasy as GSP" Rampage: "Sho u right!"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:40
Hey guys... don't touch each other with anything but punches or kicks, because someone might take a picture and then a flood of homoerotic comments will ensue.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:41
BJ: Only I get to drink the actors' blood Hector! It's in my contract!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:41
"regardless of What BJ says, I only have eyes for you, Rampage!"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:41
H.E.- I was supposed to have Kimbo Slice to have this role but i guess you can do.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:42
After BJ complains of illeagal greasing in the movie, he is extatic to actually be right this time! So he joins the director to say "We got you you naughty boy!"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:44
Applying a firm grip and letting out a nervous laugh, BJ's suspisions that Jackson had been cheating on him appeared to be true.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:48
ahhhhh, the calm before the storm
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:49
Even when it comes to Love, BJ penn is sidelined by the bigger stronger man.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:49
this is what hector echavarra used to look like, right before he found out why they call him Rampage.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:49
"I TOLD YOU HE HAS A PRETTY MOUTH .... TO THE DEATH!"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:50
Proof that language barriers still exist today as Rampage attempts to merely introduce BJ to the producer...
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:51
Yes Rampage this is how the games goes. It's called "neck pinch, Chin pinch and cock grab" so start grabbing!!!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:53
umm I think you may be right BJ he does have a weak chin.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:54
BJ: You feel that? Vaseline. In his goatee. Imagine that. I just want my fair acting shot. I never got my fair acting shot.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:54
BJ Penn telling movie star Hector Echavarria "sure, you could beat Rampage in a real fight, i mean you did it in the movie RIGHT?"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:55
This picture was taken right before the worst ball slapping ever recorded, courtesy of Rampage Jackson
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:56
WOW!! not only does it look like a hairy ball sack but it feels like one too!!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:56
In a desperate attempt to avoid Penn's suggestion of casting UFC Superstars Troy Mandaloniz, Justin McCully and Shane Nelson in his next movie, the director draws attention to Rampage's "pube beard".
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:57
The director and cast nervously joke around waiting for the arrival of Jason Statham
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:57
H.E.) He's got a real purdy mouth on him, don't he? B.J) Ain't that the truth.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:58
"There are two things that makes Hector laugh. Fart jokes and the inability to check leg kicks”
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:00
We want to live like a champion! Tell them BJ!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:00
You have a little white stuff on your chin let me get that for you. BJ says ha ha you just touched my cum.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:04
BJ: “ Now you are going to want to select a big rock before we run it.” Hector: “ This one’s perfect!”
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:04
Hector: i love your BJ lips quinton Penn: hector im right here! And they dont call me BJ for nothing!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:04
Hector jokingly wonders out loud who the Hawaiian is beside him, he is quoted saying "A BJ is part of a scene, not an actual human being"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:06
"Yeah I totally love the MMA's, I can easily tell your jaw is made of steel"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:09
Hector Echavarria - " What if i applied grease here B.J.?" B.J. - "Not funny Hector! Keep this up and I will call my mom and we will fucking walk. I swear to god we will walk!"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:10
In between set-ups, the director goes over the upcoming teabag scene with the two actors.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:12
BJ: So Rampage was just telling me over lunch how he was going to knock out Lyoto Hector: HA HA! Your imagination is adorable rampage.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:14
"Never Surrender" The untold, underground wheel barrel pushing contest of death.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:20
It cost a lot but was worth every penny they had to throw Juanito's way. The secret to keeping Rampage in check: BJ Penn and chin tickles.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:21
Hector: You've got a pretty mouth, Rampage. BJ: You've got a pretty mouth too, Hector. It turned out to be a different kind of action movie.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:24
Yeah hes cute, AND Mom said hes already oiled up for ya!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:30
"BJ, you ARE one of the best- thats how you got your name...but I have never felt the curly chin hair of a chocolate Adonis against my taint before...my parents would DIE if they found out about this..."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:36
BJ's always surrounded himself with Yes Men, but now he's saying YES to men!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:39
Hector: Damn Rampage I told you to wipe off Bjs cum so we can film now ill just have to add a little shine to my hair now.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:41
Hector was very excited to finally meet them. He had a lucky feeling that Tuesday afternoon, when he searched keyword "BJ" in the casual encounters section of craigslist.com Though he couldn't help but wonder why the pair insisted in meeting at an abandoned warehouse. If he only knew what he just got himself into...if he only knew.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:41
I'm just amazed that the cameraman was able to fit both BJ Penn's AND Quinton Jackson's giant heads in the frame at the same time!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:44
BJ Penn greases up Hector's shoulders while he distracts the easily entertained Rampage with his oily soft hands.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:44
BJ: Hey Hector come here, there's someone I want you to meet. He is really nice, just don't say anything about babies and road rage.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:47
For a second there, when Hector started caressing his face, Rampage wondered exactly what kind of movie he was gonna be in, but then relaxed when he realized Heath Herring was also in the movie and Heath's not a homosexual.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:50
H.E.) You guys are jokin right??? That's hilarious...But....Jenna's twins do look like you Rampage!!!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:51
He managed to shut Rampage's trap right before hearing yet another "Gonna open a can of whoop ass, nasty ass breath, black on black crime!" Unfortunately he was blindsided by: "Then I said go home, take about 30 minutes(face twitch), take your clothes off(face twitch), eat a sandwich, do some laundry(face twitch), then go **** yourself!" "Everyone like totally laughed bra, especially UFC stars Troy Mandaloniz, Justin McCully and Shane Nelson. I roll with them like everyday bra. Only the best in Hilo."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:52
In regards to the movie poster, does anyone else think it's sad that the star AND director of the movie cant even get his picture or name on the poster when the total combined acting experience of his co-stars is equal to one scene in "Midnight Meat Train"?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:52
Rampage: Diss how we do in my hood no grease bitch B.J. Check him again i seen the empty tub of vaseline Hector: theres no slimy substance on his chin yet Penn but we can make it happen....smile for uncle hector
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:53
When the director said hardcore action Rampage fucked BJ in the ass, sorry no lube for a real ol G
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:54
Hector: "Look, Rampage - obviously BJ really wants to cuddle right now; he gets that way after a couple Rusty Trombones and a Cleveland Steamer. But check it out - I gave him a Dirty Hitler when he was asleep! Smell my finger!"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:56
For BJ Penn, Its out of the crib and onto the streets, but to bad for him, theres no rules about greese
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:57
"FINE BJ, you can be lucky Pierre- this is going to be great! Like an ethnic Neopolitan ice cream!"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:58
This is going to be one of those DVDs you see waiting in line at the 7-11 for $6.99. You briefly think about buying it but you realize that instead you can buy a pack of Marlboro Lights and a giant Slim Jim and somehow be more entertained.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:00
Hector Echavarria- Now don't you go getting all crazy smashing cars into people lil page. Bj Penn- Hey Hector, have i told you about the time i got greased?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:00
"Butts will never be soarer" I think it would suck in the Fight fans and that slogan along with that cover ought to suck in a few homos too. Market to more veiwers equals, duh, more viewers.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:02
While hector was distracted by how much cuter Rampage is in real life, Bj Penn took the opportunity to check the directors back for grease.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:02
bj:yes it IS the guy whose picture is on that roadrage van, ask mom.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:04
BJ: So where's the Rock? This is a buddy cop movie starring The Rock and his sidekick BJ Penn, right bra? Rampage: What the F**k you smoking! It's another retarded MMA flick starring this guy and Heath Herr... hey that tickles!"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:04
BJ: So hector do you think hes good enough for our manage et twa Hector: I dont BJ, is it cool if he brings the vaseline? Rampage: Hey doawgs, we dont talk like that on streets. Im so happy ive met you. BJ: Now hurry before The Spider comes cause i cant unserstand a word he says
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:04
It doesn't bode well when a fight film's director misunderstands the phrase "chin music."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:08
Ok you can have him this weekend, but remember - lots of food and no red bull
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:10
(10 minutes later...) BJ: You totally got me in this movie cuz you know I'd rather die in the cage than quit. You know I'd Never Surrender. Rampage: WHAT the f***k you smokin!?! Did you watch your last figh.... hey cut it out, that tickles!"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:11
4 MMA superstars.......and heath herring
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:13
"Hey Rampage, is that my merkin on your face? I told you to look in the mirror before leaving my trailer."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:18
It starts with a touch, the next thing you know Hector is the conducter on a "Man-train"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:19
So that's where Wanderlei caught you eh? Well that was japan, this is now Yes I know BJ, you would've won if GSP didnt grease, get over it bro no one cares anymore
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:22
BJ: "How come only the white guys get to take their shirts off for the cover?" Hector: "We couldn't afford the CG in.... You know... Your abs."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:22
Hector was telling his favorite story again... the story of a little boy from Argentina who fought all the odds to eventually become a washed up actor, and a failed fighter. Quinton felt a wave of hope and inspiration come over him as he listened intently to hector's every word. BJ was noticeably uncomfortable though, and in an attempt to change the subject, he said in a half-joking tone "are you sure that little boy wasn't from Hawaii....?". He immediately laughed at his own joke, but there was only a long awkward pause from Hector and Quinton.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:24
BJ to Hector: He put the grease right here, man. To the death.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:25
oh Rampage BJ dribbled a liltle on your chins let me wape that off there for ya
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:30
Pose like this Rampage? Yea Rush, but the necklace needs to get much much bigger.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:32
Look, look, I can see the grease on his back. Why don’t people listen to the prodigy?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:33
Penn: "And then phil nurse touched GSP's back like this with vaseline...." Hector: "Vaseline, that's a great idea. what do you think, Rampage?" Rampage: "You bring the lube, I'll bring the Red Bull" Penn: "To the death! I'm not gonna stop"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:35
dante got me cracking up
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:38
"I wonder what Dana would call us if he saw us like this?"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:38
All right the price is $60 an hour and you have to wear a condom.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:47
"Look at you! Your so cute! How about coming up to my room later for a protein shake?"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:55
Hector " hey boy, you have a pretty mouth" Penn "C'mon Hector he's to big for you, I'm more of a bitch and have a bigger mouth"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:57
BJ Penn: “Hector, when I walk in there to fight Rampage Jackson's chin, we’re going to go to the death. I’m not joking about this.”
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:01
"Shut up BJ! Quit trying to cock block! Now Rampage, where were we. Oh yes, you were going to put me in this triangle choke thing followed by a north/south position?"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:08
BJ: Hey gimme my I phone (ring ring), Hey JD JD: What? BJ: Why does Georges get to be in the front with his shirt off and I'm in the back covering up my 2 pack abs? Didn't you tell them that I am God? JD: That's only to us my favorite braddah. BJ: Oh, is mom there? Can she speak to the photographer? Tell her to tell em that BJ Penn is not happy and that BJ Penn will have his camp write a letter if I can't be in the front. JD: Braddah she's at the bank putting money in your account. BJ: Oh, ok, nevermind (click).
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:17
Though BJ laughed along and pretended he got it, as the director tried the same joke on Rampage, BJ held back the tears and knew deep down inside that he, BJ Penn was the voice of an mma generation and was neither gay nor a fish.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:22
"BJ, I thought you were kidding, but Rampage really does think I am Jesus! Look at how he lets me touch him".
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:23
Hector: "So this is the chin Wandy once owned" BJ: "Hector, look at mine GSP still owns it!"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:32
I fuck guys like you in jail......
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:32
Duuuude! That's what that feeling on my balls was? Not cool
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:33
I must say i do like a piece of dark chocolate!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:34
Later that night they all starred in a homo erotic movie called "The devils threesome - All greased up"!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:34
BJ: He's gonna fuck you till you love him..trust me
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:34
BJ to Hector: "Forty gold shillings and your fattest goose, then he's yours. What say you, good sir?"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:34
what do you call that? a flavor saver?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:35
Tell him i think he is cute.....My little friend hear thinks ur cute!!!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:36
Im sorry i missed.....let me get that for you! I swear i was aiming for the eye!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:38
(awsome altered) BJ) Rampage...you like fishsticks Page) Yeah...sure HE)So you like fishsticks in your mouth then... Page) Yeah, i like fishsticks. BJ) Then you must be a gay fish ( laughs)
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:39
"You're such a cute little puppy, ain't you...howl for me?"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:39
Director: BJ Ive Checked Rampage For Grease A million times already, so you can fight him now BJ: Okay I will,"To The Death"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:41
bj: c'mon man, dont do it. rampage: dont knock it before you try it. hector: hmmm....i usually stick to hawaiian boys, for in fear that if i go black, i may never go back.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:42
Clearly ignoring the fact they are in the middle of having a special moment, BJ interrupts by telling one of his jokes that go over great back at his gym. ___________ BJ: Knock knock... Hector: Ummm, kinda in the middle of professing my love here, but... who's there? BJ: Goto Hector: Goto who? BJ: Goto BJPENN.com!!!!!! (BJ laughs so much by himself his ego thinks everyone is laughing with him. Still the pound for pound funniest man on the planet, just like Mom said.)
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:47
"Awww Rampage, you didn't read the script again did ya? This is the scene where you wake up spooning BJ, with him kissing one hand while the other one is between two pillows. Or so you thought until he bellows, "THOSE ARRRREN'T PILLOWS!!!!!!!" Then you jump out of bed and shift into manly small talk about how good that Anderson Silva is. Trust me this scene will be a breeze compared to the next one when you accidentally mistake his underwear for a face cloth.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:52
Hector Echavarria: Oh Quinton your name is just tooooo fun to say! Bj Penn: Hey Hector, how about we go in the back and I can show you how much fun my name can be? Quinton's thoughts ( This shit is gayer than prison )
Fri, 04/17/09 - 12:00
I remember this tickly fellow from the casting couch... And BJ, I told you I'd make that call to The Rock, but you have to learn you can't touch the director unless he touches you first.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 12:01
Penn: Now, brother, you are apart of "Live Like A Champion" Hector: Awesome, what do I do now? Penn: Move to Hawaii, sell all your belongings, give me all your money, put on these nike's and drink this gatorade thats totaly NOT poisonous! Rampage: Dude that kinda sounds like that Heavens Gate cult thing Penn: Bro, Shut Up, you'll ruin it!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 12:02
Hector) That's hilariuos man...wow BJ....Jenna's twins do look like rampage.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 12:02
"You're right, BJ, that does feel rather slick. I'm sorry, Quinton, but you can't go to the corner with GSP in between takes to perform the voodoo circular head-bobbing thing anymore." OR "Yeah, Hector, but it helps GSP breathe better."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 12:08
"Ah, the elusive button, so that's what it feels like. My wife will be pleased tonight. Thanks, BJ!"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 12:10
Reaction of Hector Echavarria's quick quip of "Hey Rampage, at least this car wreck will be caught on film"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 12:13
Rampage "Look I told you the only reason I'm in this thing is for my community service"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 12:15
"After production wrapped, they all had a hearty laugh at their attempts at acting."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 12:41
BJ: Hey Hector, i want you to go to your bedroom, take your shoes off, lie down on your bed, take about 20 or 30 minutes and go f*ck yourself. Hector Echavarria: Only if this cutie comes along. Rampage: heh.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 12:47
Hey Hector remember how you told me you loved black dudes? Happy Birthday!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 12:48
Quick EVERYONE! Clench your fists! BJ, just stand there and look fat. Got it.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 12:48
"How my pinky taste?"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 12:53
Five seconds before a rape
Fri, 04/17/09 - 01:20
asd
Fri, 04/17/09 - 01:22
Does a black man's facial hair feel the same as a white mans?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 01:31
Despite BJ's best effort's Echavarria couldn't stop wondering at the way the light glinted off Rampages vasaline coated chin. BJ plotted his revenge after being ousted from the film's lead role by a Vaseline statue of Rampage. No seriously, he must have been greased up to slip out of those charges... I am not kidding about this. One beefy junk of man flesh just like you ordered. Does BJ deliver or does BJ deliver!?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 01:31
hunk*
Fri, 04/17/09 - 01:35
"Thnx Hector, this will show this bustard Rock what a great actor I am. He'll call back, I'm sure"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 01:38
Lost in translation: Rampage says "Hey, here is BJ" Hector hears "Gay? Want a BJ"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 01:46
"Hector: hey Rampage, you remeber we got drunk and you promised me BJ."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 01:48
"this time BJ wants GSP to use vasoline.....so it doesnt hurt so bad when he gets fucked" best caption right here:P
Fri, 04/17/09 - 01:49
"Okay Hector pay up. I told you Urijah's butt chin is is bigger than Rampage's."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 01:52
"To be a man, you gotta wax. Shaving is for babies."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 01:55
BJ: "No Hector! hes not in anymore. We gotta fuck ourselves alone!" Hector: "God, I bet his lips feel good." Rampage: "ahh thanks hector"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 01:57
Bj: "What the fuck are you guys doing hector!?" Hector laughing: "Goddamn Rampage didnt you wipe your chin when i got done" Rampage mumbling: "Shit he caught us!"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 01:59
"And that was where the transgendered stripper laid his surgically enhanced penis on me last night."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 02:01
"Lucky you, I tried using Rogaine on my chin but nothing happened. I'm praying for a pube-face like yours."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 02:03
Hector: oo jeez! this feels like my balls after i shave! Penn: Yea it does feel like your balls after you shave Rampage: wtf we bout to have some white on hawaiian crime
Fri, 04/17/09 - 02:04
Hector: Silly Nigger!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 02:10
Never Surrender! the movie what will make you cry and laugh at the same time! btw i cant believe they dubbed GSP with another crappy accent.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 02:12
hector: rampage how you doing baby!?! rampage: we good homie bj penn: hey hector wassup man!!!! hector: uuuummm....... bj, buddy bring me a cup of coffee, oo and tell your mom that it was great. bj penn: what was great!?!?! hector: just tell her she knows. rampage baby!!!!!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 02:39
BJ: Listen Echavarria after the movie, you can go home, walk to your bedroom, take your shoes off, lie down in your bed, take about 20 or 30 minutes and go fuck Rampage.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 02:41
BJ: Listen Hector after the movie,you can go home, walk to your bedroom, take your shoes off, lie down in your bed, take about 20 or 30 minutes and go fuck rampage.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 02:43
Forgot to put my info lol plus his last name is impossible to say... and im latin...
Fri, 04/17/09 - 02:44
H.E.- OMG!!! HE'S SOOO CUUTE CAN I HAVE HIM??? B.J- Of course.. you know im the best breeder out there.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 02:49
soo i hear you do your own car stunts...
Fri, 04/17/09 - 02:52
Hector is a death warrior...that picture is evidence...look....BJ goes for the vulcan death grip, but hector is not effected by one dimensional fighters. To prove this he gives up a free armbar but transitions to a chin tickle openly comparing the texture of Rampages beard to his pubes.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 02:58
This movie was horrible
Fri, 04/17/09 - 03:23
hector- what's that about a lemon party? rampage- you country motherfucker! hector- i can help fix that jaw of yours bj- so i have to do the kissing? fuck. i lose again
Fri, 04/17/09 - 03:38
BJ: "I told you Wandy put rogaine on his knees."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 03:56
What you're not seeing is a picture during another part of the movie where Wandy finally gets what he asked for long ago....to fuck Chuck.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 04:01
The black guy doesn't die in this movie!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 04:02
10 bucks heath doesn't make it past the opening title.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 04:04
Watch out BJ, GSP is packing vaseline!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 05:14
Bj: Hector let me suck your cock, infact ill suck both your cocks Quinton : do hector first cause once you go black ya never go back baby * 20 minutes later mysterious noises emerge* Quinton : Your doing it wro.. Bj: Why don't you show me how to do it then nigg..(Stops suddenly in the middle of pronouncing knowing hes made a mistake) Rampage(QUINTONS ALTER EGO): what did you say to me mother fucker bj: I didn't mea.. i didn't mean to honest i swear. Rampage: Thats it you motherfucker, *COCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SAAAAAAALAP*
Fri, 04/17/09 - 05:26
After testing Rampages's chin, Echavarria found it to be just a little tougher than Houston Alexander's.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 05:33
penn: wow, you been working those traps huh? hector: yeah but what i really need is some facial hair.. chicks seem to dig that rampage: yeah that's right.. be gentle though
Fri, 04/17/09 - 05:43
Hector: Threesome? Penn: You serious? Rampage: Tops!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 05:46
We all know what Rampage was thinking "damn your breath stink" While BJ was wondering if Hector had learned the same face rubbing technique GPS uses.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 05:48
Ticklefight!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 05:58
Hector:"Here Rampage you got some left on your chin, let me get it for you." BJ:"So Hector, when is it my turn?" Rampage:"BJ, what are you talking about...thats from a twinkie"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:04
Right before Hector's hand was ripped off his arm, BJ reminded him that, like the silverback Gorilla and some predatory cats, Rampages use smiling to signify aggression.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:11
"As Real As It Gets...in the WWE."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:11
Though well-versed in a variety of martial arts, Hector reveals a hole in his training in his first attempt at a "thumb war."
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:14
LukeTheDuke Says: Fri, 04/17/2009 - 06:22 Hector:"Hahaha! You Kill Me 'Page, You think your lawyer is better? I have the best lawyer in this hemisphere." BJ Penn: "So we need to talk." ^^^I nominate this as one of the winners.^^^ ----------------------------------------------------- *cutesy voice*"Look at that punum!" ---------------------------------------------------- Hector-"Hey man, smell my finger." BJ-"Oooh, me next!" -------------------------------------------- "Hey man, you missed a spot" ---------------------------------------------
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:18
As BJ explains where exactly the Vaseline was applied, Hector says to Rampage, "Your chin fuzz tickles my Jiblets"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:26
In Bj Penn's mind : Hector Echavarria! pay attention to me not to Rampage! If you don't i will file a formal complaint about how you mistreated me. 10 minutes later, BJ sneaks into the directors trailor and show'em why they named him "BJ" Typical...BJ...
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:44
Hector, I told you... He's a $1000 for the whole night.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 06:54
BJ Penn: "Now do me, now do me...purrrr purrr"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 08:55
This is the scene were two nuts will beat up your chin!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:04
Dammit Quintin! Your taping your pubs to you chin again aren't you?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:04
Dammit Quinton! Your taping your pubs to you chin again aren't you?
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:17
HOSTEL 3. This is so creepy, Eli Roth would cringe.
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:23
penn: Told you.. he"s vaselined to the DEATH !!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 09:26
GUESS WHAT RAMPAGE IS GRABBING !.............HIS GUN YOU WIERDO !!
Fri, 04/17/09 - 10:06
"join my fight cult and you can have him for one night"
Fri, 04/17/09 - 11:33
shhhh quite ur chocolate lips...my brown bear...no not u BJ! U KNO I DONT LIKE TO CUDDLE.
Sat, 04/18/09 - 01:39
"You know I LOVE burritos...actually anything thick, long & Mexican."
Sat, 04/18/09 - 02:20
Seriously, I just watched this movie and it is definitely worse than Red Belt. But there are some good sex scenes though
Sat, 04/18/09 - 04:06
Penn: No seriously, dis guy he get all greased up before I fight him and dat not fair. I tole the commision and dey wah wah wah wha wha etc. etc......
Sat, 04/18/09 - 05:48
Uh, Rampage, who the hell is this guy and does he EVER shut the f*&k up?
Sat, 04/18/09 - 06:47
H.E.: Who's my litte rampage... you are.. you are.. B.J.: Hey Hey Hector I can be your little BJ.
Sat, 04/18/09 - 07:15
An actor and two MMA fighters... everything else is virtually I-DENT-ICAL!!!
Sat, 04/18/09 - 07:18
Rampage, guess who I did this weekend. sniff sniff
Sat, 04/18/09 - 10:43
"Never Surrender 2: Electric Boogaloo"
Sat, 04/18/09 - 11:04
BJ: Don't make him spit out his bubble tape. Hector: I said no gum on set, and why would he put the whole roll in there?
Sat, 04/18/09 - 11:45
bj- oh you're so stong hector hector- oh and you have nice facial structure rampage rampage- what did i walk into? i better just smile....
Sat, 04/18/09 - 11:53
does Darwin have a preference as to the type of grease?... lol www.fromthecage.com
Sat, 04/18/09 - 12:01
Quick, wipe that blood off your chin before BJ starts rubbing something else o' mine.
Sat, 04/18/09 - 01:15
Hey BJ, Matt Serra told me that if you hit GSP right here it doesn't matter how much vasoline he's got on his body.
Sat, 04/18/09 - 03:37
"If you wanna know how this Triple-French Kiss made me feel go to bjpenn.com!"
Sat, 04/18/09 - 03:55
WOW BJ,YOU'RE RIGHT.....IN THIS LIGHT RAMPAGE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOUR MOM
Sat, 04/18/09 - 04:08
alright guys today we are filming an important death scene.....bj,you are playing the role of elite xc and quinton,you are playing the role of kimbo's career
Sat, 04/18/09 - 04:44
"You fighters sure got pretty mouths"
Sat, 04/18/09 - 04:49
HE to BJ: "You sure they brought back that slavery shit"? BJ to HE: "Fer sure bro, he's yours for a grand" HE to BJ: "He's got nice teeth too"
Sat, 04/18/09 - 04:52
BJ: See bro, I told you I'd bring you another fighter for yer movie. HE: eeeeehhhhhhhhh........he doesn't quite look the part though.
Sat, 04/18/09 - 04:54
Rampage: BJ......get cha boy.
Sat, 04/18/09 - 06:31
The only time BJ will ever be able to get Georges back.
Sun, 04/19/09 - 10:16
HECTOR- hahaajaja funny shit son!! but i dont belive you!.....lets go page this kid is annoying BJ- its true mister!! its true!!! ask my mom if you dont belive me!!
Sun, 04/19/09 - 01:19
It seems BJ has alot of things to says these days, but Hector Echavarria thinks he might be right about one thing.... That goatee probably does tickle the balls.
Mon, 04/20/09 - 10:29
After receiving their instructions in the dressing room, only Rampage was able to follow the rules and keep his hands to himself.
Mon, 04/20/09 - 10:33
This photo was taken right before director Hector Echavarria learned the true meaning behind the phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth".
Mon, 04/20/09 - 10:40
Photo taken just seconds after someone proposed to take an awkward photo and send it to the guys at cagepotato.com to use in a caption contest where a bunch of retards will try to enter dialogue into a caption contest all saying the same thing about greasing and BJ's.
Mon, 04/20/09 - 12:38
"oh how cute, but when i said you would have to give me a BJ this isnt what i meant".
Mon, 04/20/09 - 12:41
rampage quickly learned that the casting couch was not a mtyh, and that when Hector Echavarria said he would have to give him a BJ he was refreing to the other kind
Mon, 04/20/09 - 01:07
www.mmavideofight.com upload your photo and you can fight with Rampage yourself
Mon, 04/20/09 - 01:13
BJ Penn: No Hector, you supposed to kiss him before you rub his face!!!
Mon, 04/20/09 - 02:52
with a mouth like that, you should be called BJ.
Mon, 04/20/09 - 03:44
"I hear this guy's not a big fan of vaseline and a total pussy, so hows about you and me have some fun?"
Mon, 04/20/09 - 03:48
"We all know this movie will totally blow, buts the real question is can you?"
Mon, 04/20/09 - 04:49
Good Boy...Good Boy, you like when I scratch under your chin don't you, What a good Rampage!
Mon, 04/20/09 - 04:58
Awwwww, thats the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me, but No I cannot pay you more than Georges.
Mon, 04/20/09 - 05:11
PENN: "O.k, that counts as blinking... I told you he was good."
Mon, 04/20/09 - 05:18
BJ: I don't care how adorable Quinton is, I'm still going to the death...you guys believe me, right?
Mon, 04/20/09 - 05:35
He really will kick your ass if you don't stop telling him how cute his chin is....ask Wanderlei.......now lets talk about Georges grease scene....
Mon, 04/20/09 - 09:32
1st pic Surrendra for use in the treatment of action figure grip syndrome Side effects include but not limited to excessive body oil sleepless nights and inhibited driving inability to defend against red rover wrestling technique missed superfight training sessions and maternal testimony sometimes results in a loss of desire to engage opponents while headlining fight cards 2nd pic Hector Echevarria, BJ Penn and Quinton Jackson stop by to roll with Eddie Bravo and the 10th planet boys for their annual April 20th invitational tournament. Nick Diaz takes top honors subbing japanese phenom Kid Yamamoto with a never before seen hydroplata.
Mon, 04/20/09 - 09:46
1st pic Surrender - to your Curiosity Hot Interracial Tug Job Action A lusty tale of a gay dairy farm We're here to milk the bull and pack the curds
Tue, 04/21/09 - 02:52
BJ: Let me tell you what your feeling right now
Tue, 04/21/09 - 02:55
newotnek Says: Mon, 04/20/2009 - 10:40 Photo taken just seconds after someone proposed to take an awkward photo and send it to the guys at cagepotato.com to use in a caption contest where a bunch of retards will try to enter dialogue into a caption contest all saying the same thing about greasing and BJ's. Also this should win via truth
Tue, 04/21/09 - 08:20
BJ, Quinton and Hector share a laugh and clean up tips after a "hard" day "shooting" their latest film, "Interracial Facial".
Tue, 04/21/09 - 01:28
HE - My little friend here would love it if you could join us for grease gate 2 in his trailer? Bj - Hey I get to be bottom! You guys can mount me like GSP did!
Tue, 04/21/09 - 01:32
HE - my little friend's name is BJ because he's the best in the biz. but that mouth of yours beg's to differ! BJ - No way Dude - I can do it to the death you know!
Tue, 04/21/09 - 01:33
HE - I can make you a movie star - just say the word! BJ - hey, his name better not appear before mine on the movie poster. Bad enough GSP and Spider made it before the greatest fighter to ever live. I'm talking about me - you know. Hey, Hey - listen to me when I talk! And get your hand off his chin.
Tue, 04/21/09 - 01:36
HE - You look like a bigger, better looking, chocolate version of BJ - minus the whinny bitch! Bj - Come on Hector - why you got bust my balls in front of Rampage!
Tue, 04/21/09 - 03:27
hector to rampage- heyy i like how shiny your beard is. how'd u get it like that? bj- he rubbed against GSP when we were shooting the caver picture
Tue, 04/21/09 - 03:29
bj - hey gsp looks greasy in the cover picture. i told you he greases up
Tue, 04/21/09 - 03:33
nice bro... thats fnny as hell lol
Tue, 04/21/09 - 09:18
hector : "mmmmm thats it, BJ's 12 year old hairless face just doesnt get me off anymore" BJ: " hey hey hey(in a whiny tone) you said you like my hairless body"
Tue, 04/21/09 - 10:51
Brokejaw Mexican (you know, like Brokebac..fuck it im not winning anyway. i gots me a t shirt tho bitches)
Tue, 04/21/09 - 11:00
"Spicy fried chicken and pineapple taco anyone? I'll be the tortilla!"
Tue, 04/21/09 - 11:15
Never give up! Never surrender! Never bend over!
Tue, 04/21/09 - 11:25
A mexican, a black man, and a fat guy walk into a bar
Tue, 04/21/09 - 11:31
Hector, I said he likes "asian hot chicks," not "aging hispanics," bra.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 02:15
A picture is worth a thousand words... More like one (GAY)
Wed, 04/22/09 - 05:55
"God you're cute..." - Hector Echavarria "He's not going for it brah." - BJ Penn
Wed, 04/22/09 - 06:08
"You're right BJ, that would tickle your balls"
Wed, 04/22/09 - 06:18
BJ: Listen mr. director man stop begging. I am a proffesional and if its one thing i know best its vaseline and Quinton does not use vaseline...........he's a raw dog.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 06:37
I would enter this contest, but I am afraid I would win and then I might have to watch the dvd.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 06:41
Hector Echavarria - "Rampage, you've got a little miscarriage on your face" Rampage - "I barely side swiped and dragged that woman's car for a quarter mile!" BJ - "He dragged that baby to the death"
Wed, 04/22/09 - 06:48
"Let me pop that for you."
Wed, 04/22/09 - 06:48
"Your fuzzy chin...it tickles my nuts!"
Wed, 04/22/09 - 06:49
Never Surrender, Where standing like a Ken doll makes you look tough.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 06:52
BJ: Now smell your fingers
Wed, 04/22/09 - 06:55
A circle jerk for the ages
Wed, 04/22/09 - 06:57
Herring, Penn, ST. Pierre, Jackson and Silva star in Grease 3 The BroadGAY Musical
Wed, 04/22/09 - 07:02
A love triangle takes shape.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 07:07
Hector says: I cant believe Dana doesnt think this face is marketable! BJ replies: Dana is a dumbass, he didnt think I was training hard enough for St. Peirre either and we all know he was wrong about that!
Wed, 04/22/09 - 07:11
Ricco Rodriquez says: I would have to be on drugs to watch this gay crap! Oh, wait, SHIT!
Wed, 04/22/09 - 07:17
Penn warns Hector not to "coochie coo" Rampage when he's fasting.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 08:35
Hector and BJ visit a wax sculpture museum to feel the thrill of being close to a real black person without being in any real danger...like a roller coaster.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 09:00
You know BJ...if your chin was as cute as Rampage's chin ...I'd drop my load all over it!
Wed, 04/22/09 - 09:01
You know BJ.. if you chin was as cute as Rampage's ...I'd drop my load all over it!.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 09:05
BJ: So you ready to find out why my name doesnt stand for Baby Jay?!! Hector:Just a second let me clean the vaseline left on Rampages face by GSP after the money shot!!
Wed, 04/22/09 - 09:09
BJ: Hector.... you know I am your bitch!! Comon... didn't you see all the shit I stirred up over GSP and Greasegate. You are the only man that can lube me up and pass my "guard". Now let go of Rampage's chin so you can mount me and beat me off...errr.. I mean up.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 09:16
Hector: Let us binge on energy drinks for days and claim to be gods!
Wed, 04/22/09 - 09:21
BJ says, Rampage be careful, looks like we got another guy who likes to lube up his backside!
Wed, 04/22/09 - 10:24
HE to BJ: You ready? He to Rampage (singing): "You never close your eyes when we kiss........."
Wed, 04/22/09 - 10:32
HE to BJ: "Ready" HE to Rampage (singing): "You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips"
Wed, 04/22/09 - 11:33
Careful guys... don't touch each other with anything but punches or kicks. Someone might take a picture and then a flood of homoerotic comments will ensue.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 11:44
Rampage: You can't andle my riddum, Hector BJ: Let me share with you some secrets about vaseline, dude
Wed, 04/22/09 - 12:35
Hector- How often do you trim this beard? bj - I was thinking the same thing!
Wed, 04/22/09 - 01:15
" I know you want to blow me too BJ, but this would REALLY tickle my balls ."
Wed, 04/22/09 - 01:16
BJ: I'll tell my mommy on you if you keep putting vaseline on rampages chin. I need that for later tonight..
Wed, 04/22/09 - 01:44
BJ Penn: "I thought I tasted grease.. right there.."
Wed, 04/22/09 - 02:06
Rampage helps BJ with his post title loss spiritual journey. Hector: "The Power of Christ Compels You!" Rampage: "And I used about 40 cans of Xycience, which is hard to find these days, but Monster should work too" BJ: "They're gonna love this at The Live Like a Champion Project!"
Wed, 04/22/09 - 02:08
Rampage helps BJ with his post title loss spiritual journey. Hector: "The Power of Christ Compels You!" Rampage: "And I used about 40 cans of Xycience, which is hard to find these days, but Monster should work too" BJ: "They're gonna love this at The Live Like a Champion Project!"
Wed, 04/22/09 - 05:17
H: You're right BJ it really is nappy! BJ: See Hector, I know my blacks. R:(These racist motherfuckers, my momma said never trust a catfish with a mustache).
Wed, 04/22/09 - 07:04
BJ: Let me tell you what your feeling right now. H: One of the best light heavyweights.... of the night? R: Sigh... yea yea I get it I got a big head guys.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 12:20
DO NOT WAIST YOUR MONEY ON THIS MOVIE. IT IS SHIT. PIRATE IT OR DON'T SEE IT. TRUST ME
Thu, 04/23/09 - 01:56
This is mma on shrooms.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 09:34
Hector: Looks like you got some icing on your chin there, bud - let me get that for ya... BJ: Haa? Dats Penn's own da kine, brah. Name's BJ fo reason.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 07:17
PENN: "OK... that counts as blinking. I told you he was good."
Fri, 04/24/09 - 07:06
Hector: c'mon rampage let me train with you! i need to get into shape Penn: you can train with me? to the deaf...to the deaf.. Rampage: yea and become a lil winey bitch? i dont think soo hector c'mon your coming with me. when your done with my training you'll be black just like me
Fri, 04/24/09 - 07:50
So this is you stunt double? I guess I can make it work.
Fri, 04/24/09 - 07:52
WOW! He looks so life like. But I thought King Kong had more hair than this.
Fri, 04/24/09 - 07:53
"DELICIOUS!"
Fri, 04/24/09 - 11:20
Hector-"You act to the DEATH Rampage, and I hope you know im serious about this." B.J-"Heh... funny fuckin' guy..." GSP(not pictured)-"...can I come out now?"
Fri, 04/24/09 - 12:40
Check it out Brah! I've come up with my own greasing technique, I left a sample on Rampage's chin. Baannnzaaaiiiii!!!!
Fri, 04/24/09 - 12:43
Hey dude, remember when I told GSP's trainer to go #@%* himself...........Huh, yea that was funny wasn't it......Hector....Hector!!!!!!
Fri, 04/24/09 - 02:14
I made a caption for this competition and all I got was a crappy direct-to-dvd movie.
Fri, 04/24/09 - 02:25
Where's one of Dana White's faggot rants when you need one.
Fri, 04/24/09 - 03:57
By throwing his arm around Hector Echavarria, BJ Penn realizes he is only one degree of separation away from movie stars like Jet Li, DMX and Tom Arnold. By touching Quinton Jackson's chin, Hector Echavarria realizes he is only one degree of separation from Wanderlei Silva's knees.
Fri, 04/24/09 - 08:59
Your right BJ, I guess they all do look alike ?
Fri, 04/24/09 - 09:01
Is that Vaseline ???
Fri, 04/24/09 - 09:04
How do I get a grill from paul wall ?
Fri, 04/24/09 - 09:05
This is how all bad actors greet each other.
Fri, 04/24/09 - 09:07
Are you sure that was just a Black n Mild he smoked ?
Fri, 04/24/09 - 09:12
(BJ says) I'll get the vaseline
Fri, 04/24/09 - 09:13
I know theres a pressure point somewhere on this chin !
Fri, 04/24/09 - 09:16
Dont worry you'll get your check in the mail
Fri, 04/24/09 - 09:17
Im sorry I told bj I would lube him up first
Fri, 04/24/09 - 09:17
dont worry youll get your turn
Fri, 04/24/09 - 09:20
your right he does like look Rashard Evans
Fri, 04/24/09 - 09:21
I have more hair on my asscrack
Fri, 04/24/09 - 09:21
I have more hair on a**crack
Fri, 04/24/09 - 09:32
Hey It does feel like pubes bj
Fri, 04/24/09 - 09:35
In the winner of the largest head contest goes to....
Fri, 04/24/09 - 09:39
that jaw surgery looks pretty good
Fri, 04/24/09 - 09:45
bj says my cheeks are chubbier
Fri, 04/24/09 - 09:47
Hector: thats not anderson silva bj
Sat, 04/25/09 - 11:20
YUMMMMMMMMMMMMM a BJ Penn Manwich!
Sun, 04/26/09 - 06:37
Hector: Bj, Not Now! Rampage: Awww Man!
Mon, 04/27/09 - 06:59
Hector: Hi there thailor! Rampage: I already got a man. Hector: What you man gotta do with me? B.J.: Thtop it Thassy or I'll give you thuch a thlapping.
Mon, 04/27/09 - 06:21
Hector: Damn Page your hot!!! BJ: back up punk... he's my bitch
Fri, 05/15/09 - 07:10
BJ's laughing cuz Hector just said to 'Page "Ah, where was this little chin when Wanderlei left you ass-up/face-down back in Pride?"
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