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When he’s not correcting Mike Goldberg’s mistakes or calling out Carlos Mencia for being a fucking thief, UFC commentator Joe Rogan likes to get high. But it’s not always with illegal drugs — sometimes he likes to explore unknown dimensions of his inner consciousness by hanging out in his sensory deprivation tank. In the video above, Joe Rogan explains how the tank works, and reveals that he’s giving away his old tank to one lucky subscriber on his mailing list. Go here to learn waaaaay more about this whole sensory deprivation thing. We’ll leave you with an excerpt:

Just because we can’t sense something doesn’t mean it’s not there.
One way that I like to put it that makes it easy to grasp is what I like to call “the fart analogy.”
The way it works is, if I cut a fart in front of you and you didn’t hear it, and you don’t have a nose, how would you know?
You wouldn’t have a clue, would you?
You would just be sitting in my stench, completely oblivious.

Mmm, how true.

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Howie- April 19, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Joe is a great colour commentator and his no-show for UFC 83 whilst having Ken-Flo give it a shot clearly stated why he is and should stay a permanent fixture in the UFC. He is very knowledgeable, entertaining and his humor is second to none. He may be a weird dude but that is one of the many things that makes him interesting. The fact that he could kick the shit out of any of the posters around here stands for itself.
Asian- March 12, 2008 at 12:17 am
Joe Rogan would eat you.
Joe N- March 12, 2008 at 12:11 am
Joe Rogan is a douchebag. He needs to stick to his day job which is, I don't know, bobbing on guys for quarters?
Peterw- March 11, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Yeah he is a mad dude
BastardBilly- March 11, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Rogan is the pimp of the pimps.
perkedel- March 11, 2008 at 8:31 pm
WTF .. that's all I can say.
Boner- March 11, 2008 at 7:06 pm
What an odd odd person.
douchebaggery- March 11, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Joe Rogan is the man