Win 'The Stand Up Game,' Ranger Up's Sityodtong Shirt In Our Fabio-Approved Caption Contest
(Props: twitpic.com/photos/ariannyceleste)
I know what you're thinking: That's just too much sexyness for me to handle; I must turn off my computer for a while and walk around the block until my head clears. And Fabio knows you're thinking that too, and he's cool with it.
Apparently, the above image was shot during an infomercial-taping for Fabio's Healthy Planet Protein System, and since we just came into the possession of some very cool prizes, we're using it as the basis of a caption contest this week.
First up, we've got a signed copy of Greg Jackson and Kelly Crigger's new book for Victory Belt, The Stand-Up Game, in which Jackson shares his arsenal of striking techniques and methods for developing game-plans; the book even includes a chapter on street-fighting. Also, we have Ranger Up's new Team Sityodtong tribute tee to give away. If you haven't checked out RU's shirts before, do yourself a favor.
Please submit your captions to the above picture in the comments section below by noon ET on Friday. The best one will get the book, the second best one will get the shirt, and any other runners-up that we deem worthy will get the Hall of Fame. Cool? Well, get goin'.
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Richard Tucker Says:
Cover of the upcoming romance novel, "The Ring Girl and the Old Queer"
MMAMoneyLine Says:
"Meet our new ring girl intern"
CJvsCP Says:
Oh Arianny look how we hug 2 feet away and still are raging peck implants touch each other.
Polish Says:
The only caption that comes to mind is...
"Fail"
BuckWild Says:
No hunny, its not your fathers protein!
Boo Says:
Arianny looks good, but Edith is looking pretty haggard.
Richard Tucker Says:
"You know, Arianny, you and me aren't that different. We both care about our appearance, and we've both fucked Josh Burkman."
CJvsCP Says:
Hi everyone! This is my Dad and I during our photo shoot for our 2009 Christmas Cards!
CJvsCP Says:
Forget Superman & Batman! We have The New Underoo Duo!
CJvsCP Says:
Ever Think That Only Wearing Shirts and Thongs Could Bring This Much Attention
CJvsCP Says:
New Improved Product Makes Toilet Paper Obsolete! - Fabio's infomercial slogan
Dojima Says:
Arianny Celeste ditches Roger Huerta for a real movie star.
CJvsCP Says:
Hello everyone please welcome Our New Fluffer! - Fabio addressing the porn set
Crap Factory Says:
Fabios short lived MMA career comes to a close when he loses BEFORE the first round to the ring girl.
El Famous Burrito Says:
Roger Huerta: Hey, Fabio! How tastes my pee pee?
sonochamp Says:
Stare at the picture long enough and you'll see Fabio absorb the youth and beauty out of Arianny.
Poopchute Boxing Says:
Fabio poses for the cover of Nate Diaz's new gay romance novel titled
"Don't Be Scared Homey"
and is prompted to look uncomfortable with the ladies.
Jay Smith Says:
In honor of the late great Michael Jackson, Al Bundy gets a little nip-tuck, a make over, and starts bangin chicks one third his age.
Poopchute Boxing Says:
I cant believe its not human cock-fighting ---Spray
Geriatric Peon Says:
Example of Dating Rule number 1: If you want to know what the daughter looks like when she is older just look at the mother.
CrushCo Says:
Green- the color of the money he’d spent traversing the world in search of his one true love
Green- the color of the fertile fields he’d sow to provide for his family and prove himself the strong man that she knew him to be
Green- the color of my envy as I gaze into the eyes of a romance run wild
El Famous Burrito Says:
Arianny Celeste: I'm worried, Fabio. All my readings point to something big on the horizon.
Fabio: What do you mean, big?
Arianny Celeste: Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
Fabio: That's a big Twinkie.
LukeTheDuke Says:
Hey, thats not Edith!
Old_Bald_and_Irish Says:
WHOA!
'Geriatric Peon', FTW!
El Famous Burrito Says:
Geriatric Peon with the early lead.
Horror Fighter Says:
Arianny insisted on the green screen so that they could add in her dignity during post-production.
Judo Im Right Says:
Arianny: I can't believe it's not Butter
Fabio: No my darling, dey calls it KY
Soda Popinski Says:
this isnt an attempt at the caption contest, but seriously think about if dana had signed fabio as the first ring 'boy' to appeal to the female fight fans. fabio down front with the 3 girls with his little black and red robe draped over his knees.
jeepers.
Evil_Superman Says:
Fabio: Just before absorbing his latest life sustaining victim.
Fight Fan Says:
I got nothin'.
But there isn't a modestly funny caption here so far. One of those might actually be worth that shirt.
GSP P4P Says:
Your finalists for the 2009 World Wet T-Shirt Championships
mayhem Says:
This is my ring girl. There are many ring girls like it but this one is mine. My ring girl is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life. Without me, my ring girl is useless. Without my ring girl I am useless.
hows taste my p... Says:
Damnit...even with a green screen and Arianny, I still look like a douchebag.
Just A Wrestler Says:
They were origionally going to put unicorns and rainbows in the backround, but even Fabio said that was too gay.
Judo Im Right Says:
The Surgeon General steps up it's campaign against tanning beds with a commercial featuring UFC ring girls Arianny Celeste and Edith Larente and green screen technology that will show their age progression in the last 3 years.
GSP P4P Says:
Holdz me tight while zey add somzing danzerous behind us..zis makez me look, how you say "badass"!
GSP P4P Says:
Sex change...before and after!
danomite Says:
See girls, here's proof I wasn't lying when I said semen makes your hair shinier and fuller
phaderlanx Says:
Geriatric Peon number 1, and Poopchute boxing a close second...
Tall White and ... Says:
Arianny- "This picture would make a terrible caption contest..."
Fabs- "Shut up and smile bitch. There is an after party i must attend. That bitch Janice Dickinson is going to be there, she owes me money.
Frank Mur Says:
In an attempt to bring in viewers from the "Romance Novel" and "Pimple Faced Teen" demographic, Dana White announces the headliner at UFC 118 "THE MONEY GRAB", Arriyanny vs Fabio.
El Famous Burrito Says:
Fabio uses his mental powers to give Arianny a googly-eye because no one out-sexys Fabio. No one.
GSP P4P Says:
That new Sityodtong tee is kick ass! KenFlo will beat that Penn ass!
Times Infinity Says:
There is green screen in the background because this is actually the cover for GSP and Greg Jackson's next book "How to Lube a Guy in Ten Days"
cdlaforc Says:
Sesame Street is really running out of ideas for "One of these things is not like the other".
PauloThiagoSilva Says:
Goldberg: "Fabio with the clinch."
Rogan: "Yeah, this is NOT where Arianny wants to be."
Jay Smith Says:
Fabio refused to release his hostage until his demand for a frilly, see through shirt was met.
Kellenavalanche Says:
The green screen behind them will read: your life sucks Kellen.
Polish Says:
"Don't worry Arianny, I'll protect you from those dangerous attack birds"
If you don't get it google "Fabio gets hit by bird"
PingPong Says:
What a great picture! Lustrous chestnut hair, piercing eyes, smooth complexion, and Ariane looks pretty good too.