Win ‘The Stand Up Game,’ Ranger Up’s Sityodtong Shirt In Our Fabio-Approved Caption Contest |

mmahottness- August 5, 2009 at 2:34 pm

I just want to win the book

0 0 Reply

hunter87- July 6, 2009 at 6:43 am

Arianny: For the last time Fabio...our camera man does not look like Bruce Buffer!

Fabio: Damn... I can't believe it's not Buffer.

0 0 Reply

Spydervoodoo- July 3, 2009 at 9:45 am

Fabio : You think I'm sexy now, wait 'till I tweak my nipples...

0 0 Reply

dbiggles- July 3, 2009 at 9:05 am

What a milf, I dont think I could just pick one of you hmmmm ?

0 0 Reply

Lonny- July 3, 2009 at 8:37 am

Dana White speaks about the UFC's new gay friendly image. "Yeah, we brought in Fabio as our new Ring Boy.... and I don't care who the F- you are... Every guy has had a Mantasy about Fabio".

0 0 Reply

destined2dominate- July 3, 2009 at 8:08 am

" Must remember to ask for my shampoo back."

0 0 Reply

OscarHarris- July 3, 2009 at 6:37 am

UFC 110: Inappropriate Touching

0 0 Reply

Ouch That hurts- July 3, 2009 at 4:35 am

"Ali, I don't care what Diego says, Steevia is not better than Botox!"

0 0 Reply

halfbreed23- July 3, 2009 at 1:11 am

Today Dana White released the names of the coaches for The Ultimate Fighter Season 11 and they are none other than Arianna and Fabio. This season's theme is fighters who have left early in seasons past due to the herpes virus. Paul Bradley and David Shackleford are scheduled to compete.

0 0 Reply

FatIrishPirate- July 2, 2009 at 10:20 pm

Arianny poses with a post-liposuction Tim Sylvia for UFC 101

0 0 Reply

BigMoose- July 2, 2009 at 7:36 pm

Wait I thought Cyborg Santos was fighting Gina....whats she doing with Arianny

0 0 Reply

bitteralex- July 2, 2009 at 6:59 pm

Arianny and Edith decide to pose with no makeup

0 0 Reply

hows taste my pee pee- July 2, 2009 at 6:55 pm

Proof that stupid people can use twitter too...sorry shane, guess you're just retarded.

0 0 Reply

bitteralex- July 2, 2009 at 6:52 pm

Mysteriously, Fabio's pickup line of "I got head from a goose once" had no effect on Arianny.

0 0 Reply

blakebork- July 2, 2009 at 6:47 pm

Fab- "Did you hear about Shane "Shit Stain" Carwin being pissed at that website Cagecrapato?"
Arrianny-"Yea.... That's Ben's ass now."

0 0 Reply

Killer Bee- July 2, 2009 at 3:44 pm

"Irresponsible father meets bastard child. The genetics tell the whole story, she's got her father's chest size."

0 0 Reply

agentsmith- July 2, 2009 at 3:19 pm

This was their make-up hug after arguing over who has more experience banging well-muscled guys.

0 0 Reply

El Famous Burrito- July 2, 2009 at 2:58 pm

Something flashy and wooden holds Arianny Celeste, for a change.

0 0 Reply

clopez- July 2, 2009 at 2:18 pm

Arianny: "Wow, that picture came out nice"
Fabio: "I cant believe its not better"

0 0 Reply

omunto- July 2, 2009 at 2:11 pm

I can't believe it's nut butter!

0 0 Reply

Akilleez- July 2, 2009 at 1:48 pm

Brooke Shields and UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste on the red carpet.

0 0 Reply

bla10cow- July 2, 2009 at 1:47 pm

Unlike Fedor, Fabio doesn't like the scary rollercoasters. Or ducks.

0 0 Reply

Barc- July 2, 2009 at 1:44 pm

Hi. My name is Chris Hansen with MSNBC...

0 0 Reply

Shatski- July 2, 2009 at 1:42 pm

That was directed towards El Famous Burrito, for the Ghostbusters reference.

0 0 Reply

Shatski- July 2, 2009 at 1:37 pm

It may not be too relevant, but that's my favorite one, even if just for the source material. Great job, sir!

0 0 Reply

MIRJITSU- July 2, 2009 at 8:41 am

A picture is worth a thousand birds!

0 0 Reply

Barc- July 2, 2009 at 8:37 am

How do you get Grandma and Grandpa to tune into UFC 100?? *BAM!*

0 0 Reply

mma-bluehen- July 2, 2009 at 7:59 am

Arianny caption.. "Are you banging D. White too? I thought he only liked brunettes."

0 0 Reply

ScrambledEggs- July 2, 2009 at 7:49 am

If you people are running a ban on pieces about anyone I demand it's Arianny Celeste until she exposes her incredible tits.

0 0 Reply

Stein- July 2, 2009 at 7:13 am

Seconds later Fabio flips out and rips her head off then pops out her eye and skull fucks her. As the shocked crew looks on they decide to film the event. It ends up being the #1 video on youtube. A year later Michael Bay makes a movie out of it the movie goes on the make billions and Fabio gets an Oscar for best actor.

0 0 Reply

Stein- July 2, 2009 at 7:04 am

What Tito Ortiz parents must have looked like.

0 0 Reply

Stein- July 2, 2009 at 6:52 am

People are right he does smell like Ham!!

0 0 Reply

dabix- July 2, 2009 at 5:48 am

While Arianny smiles ironically at the idea of Tito's starting a fighting organisation, Fabio looks uninterested for sponsoring Tito to promote his shampoo brand.

0 0 Reply

ArmFarmer- July 2, 2009 at 5:09 am

TOP 2 CAPTIONS
these are by far the best

PauloThiagoSilva Says:
Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:01

Goldberg: "Fabio with the clinch."
Rogan: "Yeah, this is NOT where Arianny wants to be."

Jugger Says:
Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:04

"There might have been a small amount of Vaseline applied, but it didn't change the outcome."

0 0 Reply

ArmFarmer- July 2, 2009 at 4:59 am

4 pages of the most unfunny shit I've ever read... I feel like a piece of my soul was just stolen.. I hate you all and your pathetic attempts at humor.. after reading all of that bullshit I think the only think left that can make me smile is your slow and painful deaths... that is how much this caption contest sucks.

0 0 Reply

rokabee- July 2, 2009 at 1:59 am

Lemme jus get an outdated HOF shirt foo's.

0 0 Reply

rokabee- July 2, 2009 at 1:53 am

This is what she looks like when I pa-pa-pa-poker face.

0 0 Reply

Til- July 2, 2009 at 1:50 am

Cecil Peoples had the same problem with girls as he had with scoring fights...he just couldn't figure which of these hotties to pick.

0 0 Reply

Perma- July 2, 2009 at 1:06 am

I don't think the blonde is going to make wieght.

0 0 Reply

Perma- July 2, 2009 at 1:04 am

No way in here I'm getting my wingman to take the hit and throw the blonde a bone.

0 0 Reply

Akilleez- July 2, 2009 at 12:23 am

Fabio gets ready for the weigh-in of Punishment Fighting Championship's first event; PFC 1: Fabio vs Canseco

0 0 Reply

Krazy Kracker- July 1, 2009 at 11:28 pm

If you think Fabio is using Arianny for her body you're absolutely right. He keeps her close to hide his beautiful hair under labium when it rains.

0 0 Reply

Smeewa- July 1, 2009 at 11:28 pm

geriatric peon
Horrow Fighter
El Famous Burrito

0 0 Reply

Velcro- July 1, 2009 at 11:20 pm

While Arianny did her best to withstand Cyborg's advances, the Brazilian eventually won her over.

0 0 Reply

Hornvictory- July 1, 2009 at 10:19 pm

We all know a girl needs to douche, but surely it can't stink bad enough to need that big of a douche. (Pow Pow!)

0 0 Reply

HeavyHandedHawaiian- July 1, 2009 at 10:08 pm

Dana White's attempt at appealing to the 18-34 "Homosexual Douchebag" demographic!

0 0 Reply

FreddyFangers- July 1, 2009 at 8:12 pm

Ok thats perfect, now we have something to give those two jews in NYC to post on their site.

0 0 Reply

thywickedking- July 1, 2009 at 7:46 pm

Finally, the new promotional stills for UFC sexty-nine arrive.

0 0 Reply

blakebork- July 1, 2009 at 7:39 pm

So, what's up with the pussy Arrianny?

0 0 Reply

blakebork- July 1, 2009 at 7:36 pm

"So, ugh.... you're one of those UFC girls, right??? Do you know Joe Rogan personally and can you get me tickets to his next stand up act?"

0 0 Reply

Dante- July 1, 2009 at 7:10 pm

ROFL @ one two

0 0 Reply

PurplePickle- July 1, 2009 at 6:35 pm

"Alright Arianny listen carefully, here is the way we're going with this. A
seventeenth century Spanish galleon off of the Barbary coast. Smoke, fire, imminent danger. I am stoic yet aware of my own beauty, while you are overcome with desire. Most importantly, when I tear this shirt from my bronzed chest; you must swoon. And try to really sell the swooning. Seriously."

0 0 Reply

R0nnieFr0wn- July 1, 2009 at 5:48 pm

Arianny : So what do you have planed for us tonight?
Faboi: Well I thought I'd start with a dirty Burkman and follow it up with a Jolly Roger.

Dirty Burkman
the act of smearing fecal matter or felch on the lower lip of a partner during (or following) various types of anal sex

Jolly Roger
Double-fisting so that the arm going into the vagina and the arm going into the anus are crossed. For effective movement, the crossed arms are held just below the head, thus creating the "Jolly Roger" similar in resemblance to the infamous buccaneer flag. For those who don't know.

0 0 Reply

dbiggles- July 1, 2009 at 5:45 pm

@ slapjaw funny shit man had me rollin

0 0 Reply

dbiggles- July 1, 2009 at 5:41 pm

Arianny : Did you fart ? It kinda smells like butter
Fabio : Bitch, you know it aint butter

0 0 Reply

bluemeanie- July 1, 2009 at 5:12 pm

Which has more wrinkles in the morning, her vagina, or his face? And If you like his face you should take a look at my nutsack.

Blue

0 0 Reply

thebloc- July 1, 2009 at 5:05 pm

"Go get an aircut and a job you bum."

0 0 Reply

Jburg- July 1, 2009 at 5:04 pm

Billy Mays: "But wait, there's more! Order now, and we'll throw in a picture of Arianny Celeste to help you "blow off" some steam."

(RIP Billy)

0 0 Reply

Deicide- July 1, 2009 at 4:58 pm

Arianny: "Now who is this old guy again?"
Fabio: "I can't believe it's not butter! No? Doesn't ring a bell?"
Arianny "...."
Fabio: "Eh... I'm the guy who got hit in the face by a bird on a roller coaster."
Arianny: "Ohhh, right. My mom loves you."

0 0 Reply

SlapjawAckrite- July 1, 2009 at 4:50 pm

Fabio's Protein - I CAN believe its NUT butter.

0 0 Reply

SlapjawAckrite- July 1, 2009 at 4:49 pm

"I Can't Believe They're Not Boobies."
"If you can touch them, they're real Fabio."

0 0 Reply

Kadumel- July 1, 2009 at 4:45 pm

@RonnieFrown

I think I speak for everyone when I say....WTF is wrong with you. I think your a little fucked up for posting those descriptions on an MMA website.

0 0 Reply

Jonny5- July 1, 2009 at 4:41 pm

She wouldnt be smiling if she knew what fabio had planned for that green screen.

0 0 Reply

Douchey McDoucherton- July 1, 2009 at 4:05 pm

Joe Silva's match making skills at it's finest.

0 0 Reply

ZombieRock- July 1, 2009 at 3:56 pm

"Look honey, a human. How amusing."
"Yes dear. He's caught in my vampire's gaze."

0 0 Reply

Douchey McDoucherton- July 1, 2009 at 3:56 pm

Who says impersonating the Hoff doesn't get you tail?

0 0 Reply

Viper29- July 1, 2009 at 3:48 pm

Roger Huerta: "Mom, Dad, is that you?"

0 0 Reply

shatteredhawk- July 1, 2009 at 3:30 pm

Early photo of TUF season 11... 20 possible ring girls compete to against each other with the help of coach Ariane to fuck Fabio Live at UFC 108.

0 0 Reply

onemorepunchfujita- July 1, 2009 at 3:28 pm

[standing behind the two]

Dana: I call the one on the left!

0 0 Reply

Krazy Kracker- July 1, 2009 at 3:04 pm

Arianny: "OH! You said DUCK!! No... no, I haven't been hit in the face with one of those."

0 0 Reply

MrBlonde- July 1, 2009 at 2:53 pm

For less than 30 cents a day you too can help feed this child....

0 0 Reply

whitey- July 1, 2009 at 2:38 pm

New head and shoulders eXtreme! available now

0 0 Reply

macdaddy- July 1, 2009 at 2:28 pm

Ariane trying not to vomit - "Tito is still creepy even with long hair"

0 0 Reply

NECROPHYTE- July 1, 2009 at 2:27 pm

"I can't believe it's not SILICON"-Fabio

0 0 Reply

Krazy Kracker- July 1, 2009 at 2:22 pm

New billboards showing the effects of too much time in tanning beds 50 years down the road.

0 0 Reply

Krazy Kracker- July 1, 2009 at 2:21 pm

Jason Guida gives his brother a friendly embrace before the weigh-in.

0 0 Reply

Cosmin- July 1, 2009 at 2:18 pm

Fabio's thoughs: *don't look down at the boobs, don't look down at the boobs, don't look down at the boobs*

Ms. Celeste: "don't turn and run, dont turn and run!"

0 0 Reply

Krazy Kracker- July 1, 2009 at 2:17 pm

Seth Petruzelli enters the cage and looks back at his lover... blows a kiss... and can't help but wonder why he is hugging that ring girl.

0 0 Reply

EzMoNeY- July 1, 2009 at 2:16 pm

Arianny Celeste posing with Fabio for covershoot photo of new romance novel, titled, "Beauty and the Guido"

0 0 Reply

Krazy Kracker- July 1, 2009 at 2:14 pm

Arianny drops by the maternity ward to get a pic with one of Jenna & Tito’s new baby.

0 0 Reply

Clyde- July 1, 2009 at 2:03 pm

The look in his eyes just says, "If only she were 15 years younger, and a boy".

0 0 Reply

One Two- July 1, 2009 at 1:33 pm

Roger Huertas acting manager was soon fired after he lost his own role on the lifetime movie "Intimate Fighter" to Fabio, manager blames it on huerta refusing to do press.

0 0 Reply

DdubleEm- July 1, 2009 at 1:33 pm

Arianny: "I loved you on that beauty and the beast show"

0 0 Reply

EzMoNeY- July 1, 2009 at 1:30 pm

the awkward moment in life where you realizing sleeping your way to the top will require you to finger an old, washed up, Italian male model in the asshole

0 0 Reply

UFC fan- July 1, 2009 at 1:24 pm

Fabio I KNOW you are afraid of the bird but please stop squeezing me so hard!

0 0 Reply

hows taste my pee pee- July 1, 2009 at 1:16 pm

Madame Tussauds does it again. More wax figures of people no one cares about.

0 0 Reply

skippybob- July 1, 2009 at 1:10 pm

Even at age 73, Fabio can still pull the pooty.

0 0 Reply

Superman Punch- July 1, 2009 at 12:59 pm

In case of Arianny's untimely demise, Dana White would have no choice but to employ her replacement...

0 0 Reply

Nut Puncher 9000- July 1, 2009 at 12:48 pm

Old and Busted...New Hottness.

0 0 Reply

Ceeph- July 1, 2009 at 12:30 pm

The background isn't green, you're just that jealous of Arianny.

0 0 Reply

slamnbam88- July 1, 2009 at 12:27 pm

unknown to arianny fabio had died 45minutes into the stareing contest.

0 0 Reply

831 Son- July 1, 2009 at 12:14 pm

MIRJITSU is pretty determined to win with his 8 posts.

0 0 Reply

Than- July 1, 2009 at 12:09 pm

"Professional hot chick" Arianny Celeste poses after ingesting Fabio's (of the smash hit T.V. series Acalpulco H.E.A.T.) patented Man Protein.

0 0 Reply

ArmFarmer- July 1, 2009 at 12:03 pm

myfightwhiffacheeto.. calling out everyones terrible captions immediatley after posting one of the worst ones of all is a bit tacky.

0 0 Reply

stylin- July 1, 2009 at 11:41 am

5 seconds later a bird swoops out of the sky right into Fabs grill.

Arianny gives him Rich Franklins number so he can find a good surgeon to fix his busted nose as the bird is his Anderson Silva.

0 0 Reply

mytie- July 1, 2009 at 11:37 am

In their first promo picture for their fight Chris “Cyborg “ Santos gets a semi after Gina Carano's breast touches her

0 0 Reply

Til- July 1, 2009 at 11:35 am

When Uri Geller told the world he could turn into an Arianny- Doppelgänger, the world knew it was a sham...again.

0 0 Reply

rokabee- July 1, 2009 at 11:28 am

Look into my eyes mother fuckers....

Now dance..

0 0 Reply

Til- July 1, 2009 at 11:24 am

Arianny was stoked that the hard rocking guys from Manowar invest that much time and money in healthy hair care

0 0 Reply

rokabee- July 1, 2009 at 11:21 am

Oh, don't worry guys there just getting ready to shoot "I Cook In Boots 2: Fabio Protein Powda, Bitches."

0 0 Reply

rokabee- July 1, 2009 at 11:14 am

Who's the cute new ring girl on the right?

0 0 Reply

dabix- July 1, 2009 at 11:11 am

Despite her deception not to meet her teenage love Lorenzo Lamas,
Arianny success to smile with another gay old fart.

0 0 Reply

MIRJITSU- July 1, 2009 at 11:07 am

And presenting the award for Biggest Douchebag Ever in a Butter Commercial... UFC Ring Girl.. Arianny Celeste!!!

0 0 Reply

MIRJITSU- July 1, 2009 at 11:06 am

Fabio: Go ahead... tell them Arianny... tell them how my pee pee taste!!

0 0 Reply

831 Son- July 1, 2009 at 11:05 am

Hello, I am teh Fabio. I have new Protein Powda that will pump you up! No carbs, just some fake butta, and when you stack this with some spaghetti, you become Middle Aged Woman like myself. Last but not least, this protein will allow you to take multiple geese to the face and instantly be able to romance the little girls like dis.

0 0 Reply

Horror Fighter- July 1, 2009 at 10:57 am

The Dream freak show matches keep getting stranger and stranger.

0 0 Reply

Dante- July 1, 2009 at 10:37 am

Fabio may not be a mixed martial artist, but he has that wig and the bitches in a stranglehold... FOR LIFE!

0 0 Reply

Aenarion- July 1, 2009 at 10:36 am

Arianny- "Your dad touched me again."
Arianny's Friend- "Was he trying to do that butter trick?"
Arianny- "Nope."
Arianny's Friend- "Creepy."

0 0 Reply

shizznitt- July 1, 2009 at 10:26 am

Fabio: Her hair ain't got shit on mine.

0 0 Reply

Wrldchmpnabrvtr- July 1, 2009 at 10:20 am

Have you met our kid Satan?

0 0 Reply

Wrldchmpnabrvtr- July 1, 2009 at 10:18 am

"Ok sure, but can we get more cleavage on Ms. Celeste and less on Ms. Streisand"

0 0 Reply

Wrldchmpnabrvtr- July 1, 2009 at 10:17 am

You know baby, I once broke my nose with a bird on my face.

0 0 Reply

jizMasterZer0- July 1, 2009 at 10:16 am

What do you mean you are not dating Roger Huerta anymore? I was hoping to give him a hands on demo in my dressing room on how I create the Healthy Planet Protein System.

0 0 Reply

PurplePickle- July 1, 2009 at 10:13 am

The crowd can sense it, the ring girls know it; it is the enticing musk of victory. Introducing the signature UFC cologne 'Caged Passion'...byyy Mennen!

0 0 Reply

Deadpanda- July 1, 2009 at 10:13 am

Fabio Breaks the premier rule of time travel & meets up with his former self for a photo shoot.

0 0 Reply

ktfo- July 1, 2009 at 10:10 am

arianny and clay guidas dad pose for a picture

0 0 Reply

danomite- July 1, 2009 at 10:00 am

are there any rules as to who can or can't enter? I'm asking because if Fabio finds out you could win a Sitonadong t-shirt he's probably going to flood this site with submissions

0 0 Reply

danomite- July 1, 2009 at 9:53 am

after seeing this photo, I still wouldn't want to be Fabio. That's how much it sucks to be him

0 0 Reply

Armbreaker- July 1, 2009 at 9:48 am

Surprisingly, the better fighter is on the left.

0 0 Reply

ZMMAJUNKY- July 1, 2009 at 9:44 am

Boy is Fabio going to be disappointed when he finds out later on what Arianny really meant when she said she would Twitter him later tonight.

0 0 Reply

Remsaa- July 1, 2009 at 9:42 am

Arianny shows she is a goodsport after losing the wet -tshirt contest.
.
.
.
.
.
Just try and guess which one is the cardboard cutout.
.
.
.
.
.
After months of work they finally were able to perfect the pectoral totem pole.

0 0 Reply

Kazi- July 1, 2009 at 9:42 am

For that ugly ass shirt, I wouldn't bang that chick Fabio with Arianny's dick.

0 0 Reply

Times Infinity- July 1, 2009 at 9:36 am

Awesome Kingpin ref

0 0 Reply

MyFightWiffaCheeto- July 1, 2009 at 9:35 am

This picture really isn't that funny to begin with, but then add to it how horribly unfunny you all are... shit. I mean, mine isn't that great but it isn't making the same joke over and over. And it's actually a caption.

Geriatric Peon and Poopchute are the only two worth a damn. They win. Give the fuck up.

0 0 Reply

MyFightWiffaCheeto- July 1, 2009 at 9:33 am

"Hey Arianny, this one time I was riding a rollercoaster for, of course, it's inaugural ride when midway through the ride, BAM! I was hit in the face by a flying duck. No it didn't hurt. I am all man, no, bay-bee."

0 0 Reply

Kadumel- July 1, 2009 at 9:30 am

Some of these are pretty fucking stupid.

0 0 Reply

hows taste my pee pee- July 1, 2009 at 9:28 am

*This photo is to be used in a NYC cab advertisment tentatively titled "Fuck you Fedor...people know who I am"

0 0 Reply

Jesus Frijoles- July 1, 2009 at 9:24 am

Arianny and Cyborg share a tender moment.

0 0 Reply

Wyatt- July 1, 2009 at 9:23 am

Arianny, Fabio got by on just his looks too...so...I'm just saying develop a back up skill.

0 0 Reply

matahtak- July 1, 2009 at 9:20 am

Ladies and Gentlemen:

The cover of UFC Magazine Vol. 1 Issue 2.

0 0 Reply

PauloThiagoSilva- July 1, 2009 at 9:20 am

Jugger FTW!

0 0 Reply

MIRJITSU- July 1, 2009 at 9:13 am

100% of all males will only look at the left half of this picture.

0 0 Reply

Evernette- July 1, 2009 at 9:10 am

"Watch that hand Fabio, i have 200 brothers that will fuck you up."

0 0 Reply

El Famous Burrito- July 1, 2009 at 9:08 am

I like King_KP's

"Fuck you, Fabio"

Short, simple and exactly what we're all thinking

0 0 Reply

J-Dog- July 1, 2009 at 9:08 am

A shot from Fabio's promo for "I can't believe it's not silicone"

0 0 Reply

punchguyinface- July 1, 2009 at 9:05 am

For the next shot they got Fabio to wear a green suit and mask, making it easier to just crop his old mug right out.

0 0 Reply

Jugger- July 1, 2009 at 9:04 am

"There might have been a small amount of Vaseline applied, but it didn't change the outcome."

0 0 Reply

King_KP- July 1, 2009 at 9:02 am

"Fuck you, Fabio"

0 0 Reply

Nut Puncher 9000- July 1, 2009 at 9:02 am

Trust me, as a photographer, when taking a picture like this your bladder feels like an overfilled vacuum bag and your ass is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.

0 0 Reply

Rodney- July 1, 2009 at 9:01 am

When Arianny said she was going to "twitter" him, Fabio thought she meant something "totally" different...

0 0 Reply

Deathb4tapout- July 1, 2009 at 9:01 am

Arianny says: Fabio whats that on your chin...
Fabio says: I know I know ..thank god its not butter

0 0 Reply

MIRJITSU- July 1, 2009 at 9:01 am

Public Service Announcement: Hello... I'm Fabio male model... and I'm Arianny Celeste. Do you crave attention even though you are well past your prime? Do you like making out with stretched out hasbeen porn stars that have perpetual dick breath? Do you have nightmares that Chuck Liddel kicks your ass...not once but twice?? Well if that is you then you may have "ShitAssFighter-Itis". There is only one confirmed case of "ShitAssFighter-Itis" and it is yet to be determined if it is contagious...but please.. please be aware of the symptoms. ~~Brought to you by Dana White

0 0 Reply

Deathb4tapout- July 1, 2009 at 8:59 am

Oh shit is this a new remake of Beauty and the BEAST!!

0 0 Reply

illwill505- July 1, 2009 at 8:59 am

Let's welcome the newest members of mensa...

0 0 Reply

MIRJITSU- July 1, 2009 at 8:47 am

This picture is a lot like that movie Never Surrender. It has a guy in it that looks like he is pretty strong and might be able to fight ...but in the end he would get his ass kicked in a pee wee mma match... and it's only redeeming quality is ... there's some great tit's in it.

0 0 Reply

El Famous Burrito- July 1, 2009 at 8:44 am

@ ArmFarmer

Okay, that was pretty funny.

0 0 Reply

Jay Smith- July 1, 2009 at 8:43 am

I can't believe it's not (a mans) butthole.

0 0 Reply

drkliter- July 1, 2009 at 8:43 am

Who would have thought that Fabio's protein could produce that fine specimen of female?

0 0 Reply

SiDeBuRnZ- July 1, 2009 at 8:43 am

Following their sisterhood pact, Fabio decided to change his name to Areola Celeste.

0 0 Reply

MIRJITSU- July 1, 2009 at 8:42 am

Cameraman: Fabio...pretend like Arianny is one of the guys you hug up on late at night half blitzed at the gay bar. Arianny.. try to smile and pretend like that isn't Fagio.. er... Fabio that you are next to.

0 0 Reply

SiDeBuRnZ- July 1, 2009 at 8:41 am

Add in Georges St. Pierre and you have the toughest game of FMK ever.

0 0 Reply

Kadumel- July 1, 2009 at 8:38 am

I got nothing else Im just not that funny.

0 0 Reply

Kadumel- July 1, 2009 at 8:38 am

Everyone loses in the new gameshow titled "You get to do her but I get to do you"

0 0 Reply

SiDeBuRnZ- July 1, 2009 at 8:35 am

This was the moment when Fabio realised that bitch had been using his conditioner.

0 0 Reply

ArmFarmer- July 1, 2009 at 8:34 am

I like Paulothiagosilvas.. and maybe 3 others.. and theres like 20 that were so unfunny that they were like negative funny.. I feel like I won't laugh at the next 5 jokes I hear because I'm in humor debt thanks to you fucks.

0 0 Reply

Nut Puncher 9000- July 1, 2009 at 8:34 am

As shown clearly in this photo, famed super model Fabio was not pleased that the wind machine broke during his photo shoot with Arianny Celeste. Later he stated that he "just didnt feel right" without his hair blowing, and therefore couldnt smile.

0 0 Reply

MIRJITSU- July 1, 2009 at 8:33 am

Fabio: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
Arianny: Mister... Dana White will pay cash. Whatever ransom you're askin' for, he'll pay it.
Fabio: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
[to his dog, Lyoto]
Fabio: Yes, it will, Lyoto, won't it? It will get the hose!
Arianny: Okay... okay... okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won't - I won't press charges I promise. See, my boss is a real important man... I guess you already know that.
Fabio: Now it places the lotion in the basket.
Arianny: Please! Please I wanna go to UFC 100! I wanna go please!
Fabio: It places the lotion in the basket.
Arianny: I wanna see Brock Lesnar get armbarred by Frank Mir! Please I wanna see my...
Fabio: Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

0 0 Reply

mofogey- July 1, 2009 at 8:26 am

You'd find less complacency at a Kanye West concert.

0 0 Reply

Bob Reilly- July 1, 2009 at 8:25 am

The last time he unveilled a new product, a bird hit him in the face, he's just bracing himself incase it happens again.

0 0 Reply

MIRJITSU- July 1, 2009 at 8:24 am

Arianny thought this was Clay Guida's dad ...later she found out it was Fabio and puked her guts out.

0 0 Reply

Common Tater- July 1, 2009 at 8:19 am

Fabio thought the Eugenics photoshoot was for a new diet, but Arianny was there to make sure the world would one day be populated by fuckable men when she hits her cougar stride.

0 0 Reply

PingPong- July 1, 2009 at 8:16 am

What a great picture! Lustrous chestnut hair, piercing eyes, smooth complexion, and Ariane looks pretty good too.

0 0 Reply

Polish- July 1, 2009 at 8:12 am

"Don't worry Arianny, I'll protect you from those dangerous attack birds"

If you don't get it google "Fabio gets hit by bird"

0 0 Reply

Kellenavalanche- July 1, 2009 at 8:06 am

The green screen behind them will read: your life sucks Kellen.

0 0 Reply

Jay Smith- July 1, 2009 at 8:04 am

Fabio refused to release his hostage until his demand for a frilly, see through shirt was met.

0 0 Reply

PauloThiagoSilva- July 1, 2009 at 8:01 am

Goldberg: "Fabio with the clinch."

Rogan: "Yeah, this is NOT where Arianny wants to be."

0 0 Reply

cdlaforc- July 1, 2009 at 8:00 am

Sesame Street is really running out of ideas for "One of these things is not like the other".

0 0 Reply

Times Infinity- July 1, 2009 at 7:54 am

There is green screen in the background because this is actually the cover for GSP and Greg Jackson's next book "How to Lube a Guy in Ten Days"

0 0 Reply

GSP P4P- July 1, 2009 at 7:54 am

That new Sityodtong tee is kick ass! KenFlo will beat that Penn ass!

0 0 Reply

El Famous Burrito- July 1, 2009 at 7:50 am

Fabio uses his mental powers to give Arianny a googly-eye because no one out-sexys Fabio. No one.

0 0 Reply

Frank Mur- July 1, 2009 at 7:46 am

In an attempt to bring in viewers from the "Romance Novel" and "Pimple Faced Teen" demographic, Dana White announces the headliner at UFC 118 "THE MONEY GRAB", Arriyanny vs Fabio.

0 0 Reply

Tall White and Working- July 1, 2009 at 7:45 am

Arianny- "This picture would make a terrible caption contest..."
Fabs- "Shut up and smile bitch. There is an after party i must attend. That bitch Janice Dickinson is going to be there, she owes me money.

0 0 Reply

phaderlanx- July 1, 2009 at 7:45 am

Geriatric Peon number 1, and Poopchute boxing a close second...

0 0 Reply

danomite- July 1, 2009 at 7:42 am

See girls, here's proof I wasn't lying when I said semen makes your hair shinier and fuller

0 0 Reply

GSP P4P- July 1, 2009 at 7:42 am

Sex change...before and after!

0 0 Reply

GSP P4P- July 1, 2009 at 7:42 am

Holdz me tight while zey add somzing danzerous behind us..zis makez me look, how you say "badass"!

0 0 Reply

Judo Im Right- July 1, 2009 at 7:42 am

The Surgeon General steps up it's campaign against tanning beds with a commercial featuring UFC ring girls Arianny Celeste and Edith Larente and green screen technology that will show their age progression in the last 3 years.

0 0 Reply

Just A Wrestler- July 1, 2009 at 7:41 am

They were origionally going to put unicorns and rainbows in the backround, but even Fabio said that was too gay.

0 0 Reply

hows taste my pee pee- July 1, 2009 at 7:39 am

Damnit...even with a green screen and Arianny, I still look like a douchebag.

0 0 Reply

mayhem- July 1, 2009 at 7:38 am

This is my ring girl. There are many ring girls like it but this one is mine. My ring girl is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life. Without me, my ring girl is useless. Without my ring girl I am useless.

0 0 Reply

GSP P4P- July 1, 2009 at 7:38 am

Your finalists for the 2009 World Wet T-Shirt Championships

0 0 Reply

Fight Fan- July 1, 2009 at 7:34 am

I got nothin'.

But there isn't a modestly funny caption here so far. One of those might actually be worth that shirt.

0 0 Reply

Evil_Superman- July 1, 2009 at 7:34 am

Fabio: Just before absorbing his latest life sustaining victim.

0 0 Reply

Soda Popinski- July 1, 2009 at 7:34 am

this isnt an attempt at the caption contest, but seriously think about if dana had signed fabio as the first ring 'boy' to appeal to the female fight fans. fabio down front with the 3 girls with his little black and red robe draped over his knees.

jeepers.

0 0 Reply

Judo Im Right- July 1, 2009 at 7:33 am

Arianny: I can't believe it's not Butter
Fabio: No my darling, dey calls it KY

0 0 Reply

Horror Fighter- July 1, 2009 at 7:28 am

Arianny insisted on the green screen so that they could add in her dignity during post-production.

0 0 Reply

El Famous Burrito- July 1, 2009 at 7:28 am

Geriatric Peon with the early lead.

0 0 Reply

Old_Bald_and_Irish- July 1, 2009 at 7:26 am

WHOA!

'Geriatric Peon', FTW!

0 0 Reply

LukeTheDuke- July 1, 2009 at 7:24 am

Hey, thats not Edith!

0 0 Reply

El Famous Burrito- July 1, 2009 at 7:24 am

Arianny Celeste: I'm worried, Fabio. All my readings point to something big on the horizon.

Fabio: What do you mean, big?

Arianny Celeste: Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

Fabio: That's a big Twinkie.

0 0 Reply

CrushCo- July 1, 2009 at 7:24 am

Green- the color of the money he’d spent traversing the world in search of his one true love

Green- the color of the fertile fields he’d sow to provide for his family and prove himself the strong man that she knew him to be

Green- the color of my envy as I gaze into the eyes of a romance run wild

0 0 Reply

Geriatric Peon- July 1, 2009 at 7:21 am

Example of Dating Rule number 1: If you want to know what the daughter looks like when she is older just look at the mother.

0 0 Reply

Poopchute Boxing- July 1, 2009 at 7:19 am

I cant believe its not human cock-fighting ---Spray

0 0 Reply

Jay Smith- July 1, 2009 at 7:18 am

In honor of the late great Michael Jackson, Al Bundy gets a little nip-tuck, a make over, and starts bangin chicks one third his age.

0 0 Reply

Poopchute Boxing- July 1, 2009 at 7:17 am

Fabio poses for the cover of Nate Diaz's new gay romance novel titled "Don't Be Scared Homey" and is prompted to look uncomfortable with the ladies.

0 0 Reply

sonochamp- July 1, 2009 at 7:16 am

Stare at the picture long enough and you'll see Fabio absorb the youth and beauty out of Arianny.

0 0 Reply

El Famous Burrito- July 1, 2009 at 7:01 am

Roger Huerta: Hey, Fabio! How tastes my pee pee?

0 0 Reply

Crap Factory- July 1, 2009 at 7:01 am

Fabios short lived MMA career comes to a close when he loses BEFORE the first round to the ring girl.

0 0 Reply

CJvsCP- July 1, 2009 at 7:00 am

Hello everyone please welcome Our New Fluffer! - Fabio addressing the porn set

0 0 Reply

Dojima- July 1, 2009 at 6:58 am

Arianny Celeste ditches Roger Huerta for a real movie star.

0 0 Reply

CJvsCP- July 1, 2009 at 6:57 am

New Improved Product Makes Toilet Paper Obsolete! - Fabio's infomercial slogan

0 0 Reply

CJvsCP- July 1, 2009 at 6:55 am

Ever Think That Only Wearing Shirts and Thongs Could Bring This Much Attention

0 0 Reply

CJvsCP- July 1, 2009 at 6:51 am

Forget Superman & Batman! We have The New Underoo Duo!

0 0 Reply

CJvsCP- July 1, 2009 at 6:49 am

Hi everyone! This is my Dad and I during our photo shoot for our 2009 Christmas Cards!

0 0 Reply

Richard Tucker- July 1, 2009 at 6:49 am

"You know, Arianny, you and me aren't that different. We both care about our appearance, and we've both fucked Josh Burkman."

0 0 Reply

Boo- July 1, 2009 at 6:48 am

Arianny looks good, but Edith is looking pretty haggard.

0 0 Reply

BuckWild- July 1, 2009 at 6:47 am

No hunny, its not your fathers protein!

0 0 Reply

Polish- July 1, 2009 at 6:47 am

The only caption that comes to mind is...

"Fail"

0 0 Reply

CJvsCP- July 1, 2009 at 6:41 am

Oh Arianny look how we hug 2 feet away and still are raging peck implants touch each other.

0 0 Reply

MMAMoneyLine- July 1, 2009 at 6:41 am

"Meet our new ring girl intern"

0 0 Reply

Richard Tucker- July 1, 2009 at 6:41 am

Cover of the upcoming romance novel, "The Ring Girl and the Old Queer"

0 0 Reply

Win ‘The Stand Up Game,’ Ranger Up’s Sityodtong Shirt In Our Fabio-Approved Caption Contest

Post your comment

Showing 1-25 of comments

Register For This Site

TIP YOUR EDITORS

FIGHT OF THE WEEK

UPCOMING MMA EVENTS

BUY THE CAGEPOTATO.COM “DON FRYED” T-SHIRT!

Polls

FACEBOOK

ALSO ON CAGEPOTATO…

MOST COMMENTED POSTS THIS MONTH

MMA STATS

Win ‘The Stand Up Game,’ Ranger Up’s Sityodtong Shirt In Our Fabio-Approved Caption Contest

Post your comment

Showing 1-25 of comments

Sign in

Register For This Site

TIP YOUR EDITORS

FIGHT OF THE WEEK

UPCOMING MMA EVENTS

BUY THE CAGEPOTATO.COM “DON FRYED” T-SHIRT!

Polls

FACEBOOK

ALSO ON CAGEPOTATO…

MOST COMMENTED POSTS THIS MONTH

MMA STATS

Subscribe to the Cage Potato Feed!