(Props: twitpic.com/photos/ariannyceleste)
I know what you’re thinking: That’s just too much sexyness for me to handle; I must turn off my computer for a while and walk around the block until my head clears. And Fabio knows you’re thinking that too, and he’s cool with it.
Apparently, the above image was shot during an infomercial-taping for Fabio’s Healthy Planet Protein System, and since we just came into the possession of some very cool prizes, we’re using it as the basis of a caption contest this week.
First up, we’ve got a signed copy of Greg Jackson and Kelly Crigger‘s new book for Victory Belt, The Stand-Up Game, in which Jackson shares his arsenal of striking techniques and methods for developing game-plans; the book even includes a chapter on street-fighting. Also, we have Ranger Up‘s new Team Sityodtong tribute tee to give away. If you haven’t checked out RU’s shirts before, do yourself a favor.
Please submit your captions to the above picture in the comments section below by noon ET on Friday. The best one will get the book, the second best one will get the shirt, and any other runners-up that we deem worthy will get the Hall of Fame. Cool? Well, get goin’.
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Wed, 07/01/09 - 06:41
Cover of the upcoming romance novel, "The Ring Girl and the Old Queer"
Wed, 07/01/09 - 06:41
"Meet our new ring girl intern"
Wed, 07/01/09 - 06:41
Oh Arianny look how we hug 2 feet away and still are raging peck implants touch each other.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 06:47
The only caption that comes to mind is... "Fail"
Wed, 07/01/09 - 06:47
No hunny, its not your fathers protein!
Wed, 07/01/09 - 06:48
Arianny looks good, but Edith is looking pretty haggard.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 06:49
"You know, Arianny, you and me aren't that different. We both care about our appearance, and we've both fucked Josh Burkman."
Wed, 07/01/09 - 06:49
Hi everyone! This is my Dad and I during our photo shoot for our 2009 Christmas Cards!
Wed, 07/01/09 - 06:51
Forget Superman & Batman! We have The New Underoo Duo!
Wed, 07/01/09 - 06:55
Ever Think That Only Wearing Shirts and Thongs Could Bring This Much Attention
Wed, 07/01/09 - 06:57
New Improved Product Makes Toilet Paper Obsolete! - Fabio's infomercial slogan
Wed, 07/01/09 - 06:58
Arianny Celeste ditches Roger Huerta for a real movie star.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:00
Hello everyone please welcome Our New Fluffer! - Fabio addressing the porn set
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:01
Fabios short lived MMA career comes to a close when he loses BEFORE the first round to the ring girl.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:01
Roger Huerta: Hey, Fabio! How tastes my pee pee?
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:16
Stare at the picture long enough and you'll see Fabio absorb the youth and beauty out of Arianny.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:17
Fabio poses for the cover of Nate Diaz's new gay romance novel titled "Don't Be Scared Homey" and is prompted to look uncomfortable with the ladies.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:18
In honor of the late great Michael Jackson, Al Bundy gets a little nip-tuck, a make over, and starts bangin chicks one third his age.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:19
I cant believe its not human cock-fighting ---Spray
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:21
Example of Dating Rule number 1: If you want to know what the daughter looks like when she is older just look at the mother.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:24
Green- the color of the money he’d spent traversing the world in search of his one true love Green- the color of the fertile fields he’d sow to provide for his family and prove himself the strong man that she knew him to be Green- the color of my envy as I gaze into the eyes of a romance run wild
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:24
Arianny Celeste: I'm worried, Fabio. All my readings point to something big on the horizon. Fabio: What do you mean, big? Arianny Celeste: Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds. Fabio: That's a big Twinkie.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:24
Hey, thats not Edith!
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:26
WHOA! 'Geriatric Peon', FTW!
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:28
Geriatric Peon with the early lead.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:28
Arianny insisted on the green screen so that they could add in her dignity during post-production.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:33
Arianny: I can't believe it's not Butter Fabio: No my darling, dey calls it KY
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:34
this isnt an attempt at the caption contest, but seriously think about if dana had signed fabio as the first ring 'boy' to appeal to the female fight fans. fabio down front with the 3 girls with his little black and red robe draped over his knees. jeepers.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:34
Fabio: Just before absorbing his latest life sustaining victim.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:34
I got nothin'. But there isn't a modestly funny caption here so far. One of those might actually be worth that shirt.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:38
Your finalists for the 2009 World Wet T-Shirt Championships
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:38
This is my ring girl. There are many ring girls like it but this one is mine. My ring girl is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life. Without me, my ring girl is useless. Without my ring girl I am useless.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:39
Damnit...even with a green screen and Arianny, I still look like a douchebag.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:41
They were origionally going to put unicorns and rainbows in the backround, but even Fabio said that was too gay.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:42
The Surgeon General steps up it's campaign against tanning beds with a commercial featuring UFC ring girls Arianny Celeste and Edith Larente and green screen technology that will show their age progression in the last 3 years.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:42
Holdz me tight while zey add somzing danzerous behind us..zis makez me look, how you say "badass"!
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:42
Sex change...before and after!
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:42
See girls, here's proof I wasn't lying when I said semen makes your hair shinier and fuller
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:45
Geriatric Peon number 1, and Poopchute boxing a close second...
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:45
Arianny- "This picture would make a terrible caption contest..." Fabs- "Shut up and smile bitch. There is an after party i must attend. That bitch Janice Dickinson is going to be there, she owes me money.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:46
In an attempt to bring in viewers from the "Romance Novel" and "Pimple Faced Teen" demographic, Dana White announces the headliner at UFC 118 "THE MONEY GRAB", Arriyanny vs Fabio.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:50
Fabio uses his mental powers to give Arianny a googly-eye because no one out-sexys Fabio. No one.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:54
That new Sityodtong tee is kick ass! KenFlo will beat that Penn ass!
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:54
There is green screen in the background because this is actually the cover for GSP and Greg Jackson's next book "How to Lube a Guy in Ten Days"
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:00
Sesame Street is really running out of ideas for "One of these things is not like the other".
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:01
Goldberg: "Fabio with the clinch." Rogan: "Yeah, this is NOT where Arianny wants to be."
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:04
Fabio refused to release his hostage until his demand for a frilly, see through shirt was met.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:06
The green screen behind them will read: your life sucks Kellen.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:12
"Don't worry Arianny, I'll protect you from those dangerous attack birds" If you don't get it google "Fabio gets hit by bird"
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:16
What a great picture! Lustrous chestnut hair, piercing eyes, smooth complexion, and Ariane looks pretty good too.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:19
Fabio thought the Eugenics photoshoot was for a new diet, but Arianny was there to make sure the world would one day be populated by fuckable men when she hits her cougar stride.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:24
Arianny thought this was Clay Guida's dad ...later she found out it was Fabio and puked her guts out.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:25
The last time he unveilled a new product, a bird hit him in the face, he's just bracing himself incase it happens again.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:26
You'd find less complacency at a Kanye West concert.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:33
Fabio: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. Arianny: Mister... Dana White will pay cash. Whatever ransom you're askin' for, he'll pay it. Fabio: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. [to his dog, Lyoto] Fabio: Yes, it will, Lyoto, won't it? It will get the hose! Arianny: Okay... okay... okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won't - I won't press charges I promise. See, my boss is a real important man... I guess you already know that. Fabio: Now it places the lotion in the basket. Arianny: Please! Please I wanna go to UFC 100! I wanna go please! Fabio: It places the lotion in the basket. Arianny: I wanna see Brock Lesnar get armbarred by Frank Mir! Please I wanna see my... Fabio: Put the fucking lotion in the basket!
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:34
As shown clearly in this photo, famed super model Fabio was not pleased that the wind machine broke during his photo shoot with Arianny Celeste. Later he stated that he "just didnt feel right" without his hair blowing, and therefore couldnt smile.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:34
I like Paulothiagosilvas.. and maybe 3 others.. and theres like 20 that were so unfunny that they were like negative funny.. I feel like I won't laugh at the next 5 jokes I hear because I'm in humor debt thanks to you fucks.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:35
This was the moment when Fabio realised that bitch had been using his conditioner.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:38
Everyone loses in the new gameshow titled "You get to do her but I get to do you"
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:38
I got nothing else Im just not that funny.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:41
Add in Georges St. Pierre and you have the toughest game of FMK ever.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:42
Cameraman: Fabio...pretend like Arianny is one of the guys you hug up on late at night half blitzed at the gay bar. Arianny.. try to smile and pretend like that isn't Fagio.. er... Fabio that you are next to.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:43
Following their sisterhood pact, Fabio decided to change his name to Areola Celeste.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:43
Who would have thought that Fabio's protein could produce that fine specimen of female?
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:43
I can't believe it's not (a mans) butthole.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:44
@ ArmFarmer Okay, that was pretty funny.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:47
This picture is a lot like that movie Never Surrender. It has a guy in it that looks like he is pretty strong and might be able to fight ...but in the end he would get his ass kicked in a pee wee mma match... and it's only redeeming quality is ... there's some great tit's in it.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:59
Let's welcome the newest members of mensa...
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:59
Oh shit is this a new remake of Beauty and the BEAST!!
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:01
Public Service Announcement: Hello... I'm Fabio male model... and I'm Arianny Celeste. Do you crave attention even though you are well past your prime? Do you like making out with stretched out hasbeen porn stars that have perpetual dick breath? Do you have nightmares that Chuck Liddel kicks your ass...not once but twice?? Well if that is you then you may have "ShitAssFighter-Itis". There is only one confirmed case of "ShitAssFighter-Itis" and it is yet to be determined if it is contagious...but please.. please be aware of the symptoms. ~~Brought to you by Dana White
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:01
Arianny says: Fabio whats that on your chin... Fabio says: I know I know ..thank god its not butter
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:01
When Arianny said she was going to "twitter" him, Fabio thought she meant something "totally" different...
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:02
Trust me, as a photographer, when taking a picture like this your bladder feels like an overfilled vacuum bag and your ass is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:02
"Fuck you, Fabio"
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:04
"There might have been a small amount of Vaseline applied, but it didn't change the outcome."
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:05
For the next shot they got Fabio to wear a green suit and mask, making it easier to just crop his old mug right out.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:08
A shot from Fabio's promo for "I can't believe it's not silicone"
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:08
I like King_KP's "Fuck you, Fabio" Short, simple and exactly what we're all thinking
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:10
"Watch that hand Fabio, i have 200 brothers that will fuck you up."
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:13
100% of all males will only look at the left half of this picture.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:20
Jugger FTW!
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:20
Ladies and Gentlemen: The cover of UFC Magazine Vol. 1 Issue 2.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:23
Arianny, Fabio got by on just his looks too...so...I'm just saying develop a back up skill.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:24
Arianny and Cyborg share a tender moment.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:28
*This photo is to be used in a NYC cab advertisment tentatively titled "Fuck you Fedor...people know who I am"
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:30
Some of these are pretty fucking stupid.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:33
"Hey Arianny, this one time I was riding a rollercoaster for, of course, it's inaugural ride when midway through the ride, BAM! I was hit in the face by a flying duck. No it didn't hurt. I am all man, no, bay-bee."
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:35
This picture really isn't that funny to begin with, but then add to it how horribly unfunny you all are... shit. I mean, mine isn't that great but it isn't making the same joke over and over. And it's actually a caption. Geriatric Peon and Poopchute are the only two worth a damn. They win. Give the fuck up.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:36
Awesome Kingpin ref
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:42
For that ugly ass shirt, I wouldn't bang that chick Fabio with Arianny's dick.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:42
Arianny shows she is a goodsport after losing the wet -tshirt contest. . . . . . Just try and guess which one is the cardboard cutout. . . . . . After months of work they finally were able to perfect the pectoral totem pole.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:44
Boy is Fabio going to be disappointed when he finds out later on what Arianny really meant when she said she would Twitter him later tonight.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:48
Surprisingly, the better fighter is on the left.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 09:53
after seeing this photo, I still wouldn't want to be Fabio. That's how much it sucks to be him
Wed, 07/01/09 - 10:00
are there any rules as to who can or can't enter? I'm asking because if Fabio finds out you could win a Sitonadong t-shirt he's probably going to flood this site with submissions
Wed, 07/01/09 - 10:10
arianny and clay guidas dad pose for a picture
Wed, 07/01/09 - 10:13
Fabio Breaks the premier rule of time travel & meets up with his former self for a photo shoot.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 10:13
The crowd can sense it, the ring girls know it; it is the enticing musk of victory. Introducing the signature UFC cologne 'Caged Passion'...byyy Mennen!
Wed, 07/01/09 - 10:16
What do you mean you are not dating Roger Huerta anymore? I was hoping to give him a hands on demo in my dressing room on how I create the Healthy Planet Protein System.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 10:17
You know baby, I once broke my nose with a bird on my face.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 10:18
"Ok sure, but can we get more cleavage on Ms. Celeste and less on Ms. Streisand"
Wed, 07/01/09 - 10:20
Have you met our kid Satan?
Wed, 07/01/09 - 10:26
Fabio: Her hair ain't got shit on mine.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 10:36
Arianny- "Your dad touched me again." Arianny's Friend- "Was he trying to do that butter trick?" Arianny- "Nope." Arianny's Friend- "Creepy."
Wed, 07/01/09 - 10:37
Fabio may not be a mixed martial artist, but he has that wig and the bitches in a stranglehold... FOR LIFE!
Wed, 07/01/09 - 10:57
The Dream freak show matches keep getting stranger and stranger.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 11:05
Hello, I am teh Fabio. I have new Protein Powda that will pump you up! No carbs, just some fake butta, and when you stack this with some spaghetti, you become Middle Aged Woman like myself. Last but not least, this protein will allow you to take multiple geese to the face and instantly be able to romance the little girls like dis.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 11:06
Fabio: Go ahead... tell them Arianny... tell them how my pee pee taste!!
Wed, 07/01/09 - 11:07
And presenting the award for Biggest Douchebag Ever in a Butter Commercial... UFC Ring Girl.. Arianny Celeste!!!
Wed, 07/01/09 - 11:11
Despite her deception not to meet her teenage love Lorenzo Lamas, Arianny success to smile with another gay old fart.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 11:14
Who's the cute new ring girl on the right?
Wed, 07/01/09 - 11:21
Oh, don't worry guys there just getting ready to shoot "I Cook In Boots 2: Fabio Protein Powda, Bitches."
Wed, 07/01/09 - 11:24
Arianny was stoked that the hard rocking guys from Manowar invest that much time and money in healthy hair care
Wed, 07/01/09 - 11:28
Look into my eyes mother fuckers.... Now dance..
Wed, 07/01/09 - 11:35
When Uri Geller told the world he could turn into an Arianny- Doppelgänger, the world knew it was a sham...again.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 11:37
In their first promo picture for their fight Chris “Cyborg “ Santos gets a semi after Gina Carano's breast touches her
Wed, 07/01/09 - 11:41
5 seconds later a bird swoops out of the sky right into Fabs grill. Arianny gives him Rich Franklins number so he can find a good surgeon to fix his busted nose as the bird is his Anderson Silva.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 12:03
myfightwhiffacheeto.. calling out everyones terrible captions immediatley after posting one of the worst ones of all is a bit tacky.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 12:09
"Professional hot chick" Arianny Celeste poses after ingesting Fabio's (of the smash hit T.V. series Acalpulco H.E.A.T.) patented Man Protein.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 12:14
MIRJITSU is pretty determined to win with his 8 posts.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 12:27
unknown to arianny fabio had died 45minutes into the stareing contest.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 12:30
The background isn't green, you're just that jealous of Arianny.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 12:48
Old and Busted...New Hottness.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 12:59
In case of Arianny's untimely demise, Dana White would have no choice but to employ her replacement...
Wed, 07/01/09 - 01:10
Even at age 73, Fabio can still pull the pooty.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 01:16
Madame Tussauds does it again. More wax figures of people no one cares about.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 01:24
Fabio I KNOW you are afraid of the bird but please stop squeezing me so hard!
Wed, 07/01/09 - 01:30
the awkward moment in life where you realizing sleeping your way to the top will require you to finger an old, washed up, Italian male model in the asshole
Wed, 07/01/09 - 01:33
Arianny: "I loved you on that beauty and the beast show"
Wed, 07/01/09 - 01:33
Roger Huertas acting manager was soon fired after he lost his own role on the lifetime movie "Intimate Fighter" to Fabio, manager blames it on huerta refusing to do press.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 02:03
The look in his eyes just says, "If only she were 15 years younger, and a boy".
Wed, 07/01/09 - 02:14
Arianny drops by the maternity ward to get a pic with one of Jenna & Tito’s new baby.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 02:16
Arianny Celeste posing with Fabio for covershoot photo of new romance novel, titled, "Beauty and the Guido"
Wed, 07/01/09 - 02:17
Seth Petruzelli enters the cage and looks back at his lover... blows a kiss... and can't help but wonder why he is hugging that ring girl.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 02:18
Fabio's thoughs: *don't look down at the boobs, don't look down at the boobs, don't look down at the boobs* Ms. Celeste: "don't turn and run, dont turn and run!"
Wed, 07/01/09 - 02:21
Jason Guida gives his brother a friendly embrace before the weigh-in.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 02:22
New billboards showing the effects of too much time in tanning beds 50 years down the road.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 02:27
"I can't believe it's not SILICON"-Fabio
Wed, 07/01/09 - 02:28
Ariane trying not to vomit - "Tito is still creepy even with long hair"
Wed, 07/01/09 - 02:38
New head and shoulders eXtreme! available now
Wed, 07/01/09 - 02:53
For less than 30 cents a day you too can help feed this child....
Wed, 07/01/09 - 03:04
Arianny: "OH! You said DUCK!! No... no, I haven't been hit in the face with one of those."
Wed, 07/01/09 - 03:28
[standing behind the two] Dana: I call the one on the left!
Wed, 07/01/09 - 03:30
Early photo of TUF season 11... 20 possible ring girls compete to against each other with the help of coach Ariane to fuck Fabio Live at UFC 108.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 03:48
Roger Huerta: "Mom, Dad, is that you?"
Wed, 07/01/09 - 03:56
Who says impersonating the Hoff doesn't get you tail?
Wed, 07/01/09 - 03:56
"Look honey, a human. How amusing." "Yes dear. He's caught in my vampire's gaze."
Wed, 07/01/09 - 04:05
Joe Silva's match making skills at it's finest.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 04:41
She wouldnt be smiling if she knew what fabio had planned for that green screen.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 04:45
@RonnieFrown I think I speak for everyone when I say....WTF is wrong with you. I think your a little fucked up for posting those descriptions on an MMA website.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 04:49
"I Can't Believe They're Not Boobies." "If you can touch them, they're real Fabio."
Wed, 07/01/09 - 04:50
Fabio's Protein - I CAN believe its NUT butter.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 04:58
Arianny: "Now who is this old guy again?" Fabio: "I can't believe it's not butter! No? Doesn't ring a bell?" Arianny "...." Fabio: "Eh... I'm the guy who got hit in the face by a bird on a roller coaster." Arianny: "Ohhh, right. My mom loves you."
Wed, 07/01/09 - 05:04
Billy Mays: "But wait, there's more! Order now, and we'll throw in a picture of Arianny Celeste to help you "blow off" some steam." (RIP Billy)
Wed, 07/01/09 - 05:05
"Go get an aircut and a job you bum."
Wed, 07/01/09 - 05:12
Which has more wrinkles in the morning, her vagina, or his face? And If you like his face you should take a look at my nutsack. Blue
Wed, 07/01/09 - 05:41
Arianny : Did you fart ? It kinda smells like butter Fabio : Bitch, you know it aint butter
Wed, 07/01/09 - 05:45
@ slapjaw funny shit man had me rollin
Wed, 07/01/09 - 05:48
Arianny : So what do you have planed for us tonight? Faboi: Well I thought I'd start with a dirty Burkman and follow it up with a Jolly Roger. Dirty Burkman the act of smearing fecal matter or felch on the lower lip of a partner during (or following) various types of anal sex Jolly Roger Double-fisting so that the arm going into the vagina and the arm going into the anus are crossed. For effective movement, the crossed arms are held just below the head, thus creating the "Jolly Roger" similar in resemblance to the infamous buccaneer flag. For those who don't know.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 06:35
"Alright Arianny listen carefully, here is the way we're going with this. A seventeenth century Spanish galleon off of the Barbary coast. Smoke, fire, imminent danger. I am stoic yet aware of my own beauty, while you are overcome with desire. Most importantly, when I tear this shirt from my bronzed chest; you must swoon. And try to really sell the swooning. Seriously."
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:10
ROFL @ one two
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:36
"So, ugh.... you're one of those UFC girls, right??? Do you know Joe Rogan personally and can you get me tickets to his next stand up act?"
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:39
So, what's up with the pussy Arrianny?
Wed, 07/01/09 - 07:46
Finally, the new promotional stills for UFC sexty-nine arrive.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 08:12
Ok thats perfect, now we have something to give those two jews in NYC to post on their site.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 10:08
Dana White's attempt at appealing to the 18-34 "Homosexual Douchebag" demographic!
Wed, 07/01/09 - 10:19
We all know a girl needs to douche, but surely it can't stink bad enough to need that big of a douche. (Pow Pow!)
Wed, 07/01/09 - 11:20
While Arianny did her best to withstand Cyborg's advances, the Brazilian eventually won her over.
Wed, 07/01/09 - 11:28
geriatric peon Horrow Fighter El Famous Burrito
Wed, 07/01/09 - 11:28
If you think Fabio is using Arianny for her body you're absolutely right. He keeps her close to hide his beautiful hair under labium when it rains.
Thu, 07/02/09 - 12:23
Fabio gets ready for the weigh-in of Punishment Fighting Championship's first event; PFC 1: Fabio vs Canseco
Thu, 07/02/09 - 01:04
No way in here I'm getting my wingman to take the hit and throw the blonde a bone.
Thu, 07/02/09 - 01:06
I don't think the blonde is going to make wieght.
Thu, 07/02/09 - 01:50
Cecil Peoples had the same problem with girls as he had with scoring fights...he just couldn't figure which of these hotties to pick.
Thu, 07/02/09 - 01:53
This is what she looks like when I pa-pa-pa-poker face.
Thu, 07/02/09 - 01:59
Lemme jus get an outdated HOF shirt foo's.
Thu, 07/02/09 - 04:59
4 pages of the most unfunny shit I've ever read... I feel like a piece of my soul was just stolen.. I hate you all and your pathetic attempts at humor.. after reading all of that bullshit I think the only think left that can make me smile is your slow and painful deaths... that is how much this caption contest sucks.
Thu, 07/02/09 - 05:09
TOP 2 CAPTIONS these are by far the best PauloThiagoSilva Says: Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:01 Goldberg: "Fabio with the clinch." Rogan: "Yeah, this is NOT where Arianny wants to be." Jugger Says: Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:04 "There might have been a small amount of Vaseline applied, but it didn't change the outcome."
Thu, 07/02/09 - 05:48
While Arianny smiles ironically at the idea of Tito's starting a fighting organisation, Fabio looks uninterested for sponsoring Tito to promote his shampoo brand.
Thu, 07/02/09 - 06:52
People are right he does smell like Ham!!
Thu, 07/02/09 - 07:04
What Tito Ortiz parents must have looked like.
Thu, 07/02/09 - 07:13
Seconds later Fabio flips out and rips her head off then pops out her eye and skull fucks her. As the shocked crew looks on they decide to film the event. It ends up being the #1 video on youtube. A year later Michael Bay makes a movie out of it the movie goes on the make billions and Fabio gets an Oscar for best actor.
Thu, 07/02/09 - 07:49
If you people are running a ban on pieces about anyone I demand it's Arianny Celeste until she exposes her incredible tits.
Thu, 07/02/09 - 07:59
Arianny caption.. "Are you banging D. White too? I thought he only liked brunettes."
Thu, 07/02/09 - 08:37
How do you get Grandma and Grandpa to tune into UFC 100?? *BAM!*
Thu, 07/02/09 - 08:41
A picture is worth a thousand birds!
Thu, 07/02/09 - 01:37
It may not be too relevant, but that's my favorite one, even if just for the source material. Great job, sir!
Thu, 07/02/09 - 01:42
That was directed towards El Famous Burrito, for the Ghostbusters reference.
Thu, 07/02/09 - 01:44
Hi. My name is Chris Hansen with MSNBC...
Thu, 07/02/09 - 01:47
Unlike Fedor, Fabio doesn't like the scary rollercoasters. Or ducks.
Thu, 07/02/09 - 01:48
Brooke Shields and UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste on the red carpet.
Thu, 07/02/09 - 02:11
I can't believe it's nut butter!
Thu, 07/02/09 - 02:18
Arianny: "Wow, that picture came out nice" Fabio: "I cant believe its not better"
Thu, 07/02/09 - 02:58
Something flashy and wooden holds Arianny Celeste, for a change.
Thu, 07/02/09 - 03:19
This was their make-up hug after arguing over who has more experience banging well-muscled guys.
Thu, 07/02/09 - 03:44
"Irresponsible father meets bastard child. The genetics tell the whole story, she's got her father's chest size."
Thu, 07/02/09 - 06:47
Fab- "Did you hear about Shane "Shit Stain" Carwin being pissed at that website Cagecrapato?" Arrianny-"Yea.... That's Ben's ass now."
Thu, 07/02/09 - 06:52
Mysteriously, Fabio's pickup line of "I got head from a goose once" had no effect on Arianny.
Thu, 07/02/09 - 06:55
Proof that stupid people can use twitter too...sorry shane, guess you're just retarded.
Thu, 07/02/09 - 06:59
Arianny and Edith decide to pose with no makeup
Thu, 07/02/09 - 07:36
Wait I thought Cyborg Santos was fighting Gina....whats she doing with Arianny
Thu, 07/02/09 - 10:20
Arianny poses with a post-liposuction Tim Sylvia for UFC 101
Fri, 07/03/09 - 01:11
Today Dana White released the names of the coaches for The Ultimate Fighter Season 11 and they are none other than Arianna and Fabio. This season's theme is fighters who have left early in seasons past due to the herpes virus. Paul Bradley and David Shackleford are scheduled to compete.
Fri, 07/03/09 - 04:35
"Ali, I don't care what Diego says, Steevia is not better than Botox!"
Fri, 07/03/09 - 06:37
UFC 110: Inappropriate Touching
Fri, 07/03/09 - 08:08
" Must remember to ask for my shampoo back."
Fri, 07/03/09 - 08:37
Dana White speaks about the UFC's new gay friendly image. "Yeah, we brought in Fabio as our new Ring Boy.... and I don't care who the F- you are... Every guy has had a Mantasy about Fabio".
Fri, 07/03/09 - 09:05
What a milf, I dont think I could just pick one of you hmmmm ?
Fri, 07/03/09 - 09:45
Fabio : You think I'm sexy now, wait 'till I tweak my nipples...
Mon, 07/06/09 - 06:43
Arianny: For the last time Fabio...our camera man does not look like Bruce Buffer! Fabio: Damn... I can't believe it's not Buffer.
Wed, 08/05/09 - 02:34
I just want to win the book
Thu, 04/14/11 - 12:26
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