The World According to Brock Lesnar's Facebook Page
Yeah, Brock Lesnar and I are friends on Facebook. We're also both friends with Fedor Emelianenko, and probably a lot of people we went to high school with who we were never friends with in real life, but that's Facebook, isn't it? The point here is, check out Brock's status. If nothing else, this thing that claims to be his Facebook page thinks he is now officially fighting Frank Mir at UFC 98 in May, as previous rumors have suggested.
Fortunately, Brock has helpful friends like Paul Wallin there, who livens all of our days with a cute little Mir-is-a-pussy joke that's straight out of eighth grade. Real nice. Nothing says, "I have no actual experience with women or their genitalia" quite like that old classic.
And don't worry, one of Brock's other Facebook friends has already warned him to beware of the "angle lock." Hear that, Mir? Looks like someone just gave away your whole game plan. Now what?
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Don Says:
I guess it's back to the drawing board.........
Malannon Says:
Now what?
Stand and Bang.
Paul Wallin Says:
Screw you, douchebags.
MMA-hole Says:
Sable has his nuts in a DeathClutch.
Joe Da Man Says:
i'm so glad mir beat nog cuz now lesnar is champion forever!
Perdew Says:
i never thought i'd have a chance to POKE brock lesnar...dreams do come true.
Mackojr Says:
I just don't see Brock having a myspace page. he really doesn't seem like the "FaceBook/Myspace" kind of guy.
brandon Says:
Maybe watch out for that arm-bar thing, or whatever it's called.
umm Says:
I wonder how he types with those behemoth retard hands
johnnysep Says:
Lesnar either has the worlds biggest...or the worlds smallest cock and balls..it could really go either way...but im certain he has one of those records....just an observation
machete for hands Says:
I bet his girlfriend is all tore up from the ground up!! Or is that his wife? Fuck I really wanted to see NOG fight brock
hlebtastic Says:
give umm a tshirt. probably the best comment i have ever seen on this site.
Norm the angry pollack Says:
Brock Lesnar has a gigantic COCK tattooed on his chest! that is because he loves brushing his teeth with other mens manrods!
Perdew Says:
thats his wife. rena mero aka sable
Contraband Says:
I saw Brock at the access center and he said that is his facebook, remeber he dont have internet
RED Says:
I thought Brock said in a interview not too long ago he doesn't have cable or the internet
The Biz Says:
I know he's fighting at UFC 98...him and Frank Mir will fight for the UNDISPUTED UFC heavyweight championship.
Has a nice ring and tie-in if you catch my drift.
Lash Says:
So i guess the whole, every title defended at ufc 100 is not gonna happen then?
Anonymous Says:
Brock no have interwebz. Brock smash interwebz!
machete for hands Says:
you talking to me mangg??
Hardass Says:
This clearly isn't Brock's real facebook. If it was, it would say Frank Mur.
Anonymous Says:
paul wallin takes it in the can
mayhem420 Says:
You know this whole Frank vs Brock thing has me a little confused on who to route for. On one hand you have Brock... he's an ass no matter how you slice it. I have never heard that guy say anything decent. He always sounds like a jack off.
Then you have Frank who before TUF I was a fan of. Then during TUF he was the bad guy vs Nog's good guy. Sooo which do you route for now?
A giant douche or a Turd sandwich?
BIlly Bad Ass Says:
I'm also friends with Brock Lesnar on Facebook. I'm strongly thinking of de-friending him though because day after day after day all I get is Bumper Sticker, Lil Green Patch, and Mafia War notifications from him. I click ignore everytime. You think he'd get the hint I don't want to be apart of the "Twin City Juicers."
Anonymous Says:
Hardass: Frank Mur! Ha! You hit it right on the head. Fraudulent behavior has been uncovered...
Anonymous Says:
hate to burst your bubble, but that ain't brock.. dude hates internet, computers, technology and only has a tv to watch hunting shows..
if you search facebook, there are two brock edward lesnar's with his picture
Señor Tampon Says:
Cock chestner!!!!!
KTFO Says:
LOL Brock says: Can I haz yer interm belt too?
Chinstroker Says:
Brock had to get an XXXL keyboard specially made up just so he can update his status.
Anonymous Says:
Pretty sure he uses a dialing "wand" like homer
Aussiejosh Says:
Brock said just before his last fight he does not have or use the internet.
WUWU Says:
Sushi that smells like vaginal secretions? Remind me not to eat where Paul Wallin is eating
High Left Kick Says:
LoL . . somebody give Senor Tampon the Nobel Peace Prize
Anonymous Says:
i hope lesnar gets a limb ripped off or broken so this blemish in mma history will go away anyone who is a brock lesnar fan knows nothing about martial arts or using their brain in general go back to watching wwe beating your wife and thinking that nascar is th most intense sport other than fake wrestling
Anonymous Says:
its frank MIR you dumb fucks. wow
snoop dog shit Says:
"its frank MIR you dumb fucks"
Clearly you have never heard Lesnar say the name, he routinely fucks it up. However it is possible that in Lesnar's dialect of retardeez Mir actually is properly pronounced Muur.
John Kimble Says:
God bless you god.
Anonymous Says:
what up BROCK Mr Steroids LESNAR
Hope you get knocked out Bitch !!