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The World According to Brock Lesnar’s Facebook Page

Yeah, Brock Lesnar and I are friends on Facebook.  We’re also both friends with Fedor Emelianenko, and probably a lot of people we went to high school with who we were never friends with in real life, but that’s Facebook, isn’t it?  The point here is, check out Brock’s status.  If nothing else, this thing that claims to be his Facebook page thinks he is now officially fighting Frank Mir at UFC 98 in May, as previous rumors have suggested.

Fortunately, Brock has helpful friends like Paul Wallin there, who livens all of our days with a cute little Mir-is-a-pussy joke that’s straight out of eighth grade.  Real nice.  Nothing says, "I have no actual experience with women or their genitalia" quite like that old classic.

And don’t worry, one of Brock’s other Facebook friends has already warned him to beware of the "angle lock."  Hear that, Mir?  Looks like someone just gave away your whole game plan.  Now what?

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Anonymous- February 11, 2009 at 2:37 pm
what up BROCK Mr Steroids LESNAR
Hope you get knocked out Bitch !!
John Kimble- January 24, 2009 at 7:51 am
God bless you god.
snoop dog shit- January 24, 2009 at 3:12 am
"its frank MIR you dumb fucks"
Clearly you have never heard Lesnar say the name, he routinely fucks it up. However it is possible that in Lesnar's dialect of retardeez Mir actually is properly pronounced Muur.
Anonymous- January 24, 2009 at 1:11 am
its frank MIR you dumb fucks. wow
Anonymous- January 24, 2009 at 1:09 am
i hope lesnar gets a limb ripped off or broken so this blemish in mma history will go away anyone who is a brock lesnar fan knows nothing about martial arts or using their brain in general go back to watching wwe beating your wife and thinking that nascar is th most intense sport other than fake wrestling
High Left Kick- January 23, 2009 at 9:55 am
LoL . . somebody give Senor Tampon the Nobel Peace Prize
WUWU- January 23, 2009 at 8:07 am
Sushi that smells like vaginal secretions? Remind me not to eat where Paul Wallin is eating
Aussiejosh- January 23, 2009 at 5:56 am
Brock said just before his last fight he does not have or use the internet.
Anonymous- January 23, 2009 at 5:28 am
Pretty sure he uses a dialing "wand" like homer
Chinstroker- January 23, 2009 at 4:50 am
Brock had to get an XXXL keyboard specially made up just so he can update his status.
KTFO- January 23, 2009 at 3:05 am
LOL Brock says: Can I haz yer interm belt too?
SeƱor Tampon- January 22, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Cock chestner!!!!!
Anonymous- January 22, 2009 at 8:44 pm
hate to burst your bubble, but that ain't brock.. dude hates internet, computers, technology and only has a tv to watch hunting shows..
if you search facebook, there are two brock edward lesnar's with his picture
Anonymous- January 22, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Hardass: Frank Mur! Ha! You hit it right on the head. Fraudulent behavior has been uncovered...
BIlly Bad Ass- January 22, 2009 at 8:36 pm
I'm also friends with Brock Lesnar on Facebook. I'm strongly thinking of de-friending him though because day after day after day all I get is Bumper Sticker, Lil Green Patch, and Mafia War notifications from him. I click ignore everytime. You think he'd get the hint I don't want to be apart of the "Twin City Juicers."
mayhem420- January 22, 2009 at 7:37 pm
You know this whole Frank vs Brock thing has me a little confused on who to route for. On one hand you have Brock... he's an ass no matter how you slice it. I have never heard that guy say anything decent. He always sounds like a jack off.
Then you have Frank who before TUF I was a fan of. Then during TUF he was the bad guy vs Nog's good guy. Sooo which do you route for now?
A giant douche or a Turd sandwich?
Anonymous- January 22, 2009 at 5:34 pm
paul wallin takes it in the can
Hardass- January 22, 2009 at 5:31 pm
This clearly isn't Brock's real facebook. If it was, it would say Frank Mur.
machete for hands- January 22, 2009 at 5:05 pm
you talking to me mangg??
Lash- January 22, 2009 at 5:04 pm
So i guess the whole, every title defended at ufc 100 is not gonna happen then?
Anonymous- January 22, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Brock no have interwebz. Brock smash interwebz!
The Biz- January 22, 2009 at 4:44 pm
I know he's fighting at UFC 98...him and Frank Mir will fight for the UNDISPUTED UFC heavyweight championship.

Has a nice ring and tie-in if you catch my drift.
RED- January 22, 2009 at 4:33 pm
I thought Brock said in a interview not too long ago he doesn't have cable or the internet
Norm the angry pollack- January 22, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Brock Lesnar has a gigantic COCK tattooed on his chest! that is because he loves brushing his teeth with other mens manrods!
Contraband- January 22, 2009 at 4:29 pm
I saw Brock at the access center and he said that is his facebook, remeber he dont have internet