MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Worst Comeback Ever?


(Now that is one grim Sam’s Club.)

In case you missed it, we were falling out over Team Bison’s “official statement on behalf of Brett Rogers“ yesterday. They naturally took the opportunity to bash Kimbo Slice and Ken Shamrock, accusing the former of shuckin’ and duckin’ and the latter of being 103 years old, but they had us at “Black Yeti.” Being the industrious reporter that he is, Five Ounces of Pain’s Sam Caplan contacted Kimbo’s camp for a response. What he got, courtesy of Kimbo’s manager, Icey Mike, was the above photo with the remark: “Rogers, don’t quit your day job.”

Seriously, Icey Mike? That’s it? Team Bison comes out with a dissertation on the lameness of Kimbo Slice and all Team Kimbo can come up with is a picture and a sentence? Sounds like someone’s entourage isn’t earning their money. It isn’t enough to just stand in the background and shout ‘Do it, Ferg!’ anymore, fellas. You’re in the big time now.

The remark is an apparent reference to Brett Rogers’ former job working as a tire repairmen at Sam’s Club. Trouble is, he already quit back in January. So this is kind of like coming back with a generic ‘your momma’ joke after a deeply personal attack. It lacks imagination and zing!, in other words.

Honestly, if there was one aspect of this Slice-Rogers feud that I really expected Kimbo to come out on top in, it was the pre-fight entourage shit-talking. Now I don’t know what to believe in. Thanks for the existential crisis, Icey Mike.

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*ANGIE*- November 28, 2008 at 1:39 am
Man all you pussy's need to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up!!! Kimbo will smash all you pussy ass niggas!!! But it's all good cause we all need haters to let us know we doing something right, so please feel free to hate!! N for all you hatin' punks info, Icey Mike isn't standing in the background of anyone, he's the one with millions, you bunch of inbred, stupid motherfuckers!!!! Don't you all feel real DUMB!!!!!! LMAO So please keep watching Kimbo smash faces BITCHES!!!!!!
shutupandfight- August 27, 2008 at 10:22 pm
...a fukin gluegun....yeah.
Vrax- August 27, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Now now, if your Slice's boy you respond with agreement regarding Shamrock's age, adding a toss-ff like "If he's a senior citizen, you call me Black* Kevorkian" and then citing that EliteXC makes the matches, you're guy merely wins them.

Then run with the whole Black Yeti and use it as an opportunity to cal out Silva, saying "there's only room in this town for one Bigfoot!"




*not about race it just rhymes with Jack.
El Jefe- August 27, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Does anyone else find it hilarious that Kimbo's manger is called "Icy Mike"?

Icy mike is a term for a dildo made from a condom filled with frozen piss :gag:
bunk- August 27, 2008 at 5:58 pm
You should of know better to think that a person who calls himself "Icey Mike" to come up with something creative...
Alex- August 27, 2008 at 5:56 pm
There's no comeback to the verbal devestation team bison laid on kimbo. Shit was legendary, man.

That's the sort of thing where you just have to go "hey... fuck you" and move on. You'll never win.
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