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The 10 Worst Commentary Moments in MMA History

#10: Frank Trigg‘s stunned disbelief
Affliction: Banned, 7/19/08

It’s not that Trigg’s reaction when Fedor started landing bombs on Tim was inappropriate; in fact, this was pretty much how we reacted during the fight. But when you’re being paid actual money to give insightful commentary about a sporting event, the viewers at home deserve a little better than ”OH! OH-HO! OH-HO! OH-HO-NO-HO! OH!” Especially when you consider that this is a recurring trend with Trigg — when crazy shit goes down, the eloquence-train flies off the tracks, so to speak.

#9: Mike Goldberg tells us how precise Anderson Silva‘s precision is

The answer: Really. It’s really precise. Man, sometimes Mike is better off keeping his mouth shut until it’s time to ask Joe Rogan whether or not a fighter’s arm is in trouble. By the way, if you can watch that video for all ten minutes, we’ll send you a t-shirt.

#8: Kimbo Slice fails third-grade geography
K-1′s World Grand Prix 2008 Final, 12/6/08


(Unfortunately, we couldn’t find a working video of this moment. Hopefully this Esther Lin/Lolcats mashup will be sufficient.)

Okay, give Kimbo a break. The man was extremely jet-lagged, and he clearly meant “the prefecture of Japan known as Kanagawa, which has Yokohama as its capital, where we are right now.” It’s not like he asked co-commentator Michael Schiavello what the fuck up with all the Chinese people in the building. That would have been embarrassing. And speaking of which…

#7: Michael Schiavello knows two things for sure

Michael “The Voice” Schiavello’s jarring metaphors and one-liners during K-1, K-1 Dynamite!!, and DREAM broadcasts make Mauro Ranallo look halfway-sane by comparison. The batshit Australian’s website includes a list of his “best” moments, and they’re all terrible. For example:

“Two things I know for sure: We will never beat Amy Winehouse in a drinking contest, and Texeira definitely won that fight.”
“There are two things I know for sure: Britney Spears will never win Mother of The Year and Albert Kraus didn’t win that fight!”

Wow, you’re so hip, Mike! Your children must think you’re the coolest!

#6: Bill Goldberg wishes you would learn the language
EliteXC: The Return of the King, 6/14/08

There’s no getting around it — Bill Goldberg is an asshole. That fact was always apparent when he physically dragged fighters to the center of the cage for post-fight interviews during Showtime’s EliteXC broadcasts, and it was particularly clear after Rafael “Feijao” Cavalcante‘s first-round TKO win over Wayne Cole at “Return of the King.” Clearly bothered by the fact that Feijao isn’t a native English speaker, Goldberg says “We’re gonna look at the replay…I would ask you to talk me through it but your English isn’t the best, so we’ll just watch it at the same time.” GIVE THIS MAN AN EMMY. Luckily, Feijao diffuses the awkward moment by shrugging off the diss and walking Goldberg through the replay anyway. Honorable mention: Goldberg tells Phil Baroni that he’s circumcised. Good to know.

#5: Mauro Ranallo keeps it classy
EliteXC: Uprising, 9/15/07

Here’s another awful commentary moment involving Bill Goldberg, though the lunkheaded pro-wrestler is merely the straight-man this time. Skip to the 3:29 mark of the above video for this cringe-worthy exchange during EliteXC: Uprising’s Gina Carano/Tonya Evinger scrap:

Ranallo: “At the press conference…Evinger said ‘I’d rather make out with Gina Carano, but instead I’m going to have to knock her out’.”
Goldberg: “And I’m not going to touch that one with a 25-foot pole, Mauro.”
Ranallo: “I’d like to touch it with a 25-centimeter one, but instead we’ll just call the fight.”

Damn it, Mauro — women are not just your playthings! Though considering some of the other stories we’ve heard about Ranallo, this little bit of on-air sexual harassment wasn’t that surprising.

#4: Bill Wallace introduces a new sport to America like a total professional
UFC 1, 11/12/93

“Hello ladies and gentlemen, you are about to see something that you have never seen before. The Ultimate Fighting Challenge. Hello, I’m Bill Wallace, and welcome to McNichols Ar[burps], ‘scuse me, McNichols Arena…”

It’s a miracle that the Ultimate Fighting Championship — yes, Championship, not Challenge — even survived the commentary nightmare-team of Bill “Superfoot” Wallace, Jim Brown, and Kathy Long at UFC 1. The entire video above is worth watching, but we can’t get over the fact that Wallace actually burped through the intro. (Were the nachos and root beer two minutes before airtime really necessary?) Little-known bit of UFC trivia: Rorion Gracie invented the phrase “act like you’ve been there before” that night, while chewing Bill out backstage.

#3: Gus Johnson sells it a little too hard
EliteXC: Heat, 10/4/08

When Ken Shamrock suspiciously dropped out of his fight against Kimbo Slice at EliteXC’s fateful final event, many fans thought Kimbo would be in serious trouble against the fairly-legitimate Seth Petruzelli, who he hadn’t prepared for. Announcer Gus Johnson was not one of those people. In his eyes, Kimbo was indestructible — a real-life Clubber Lang — and defeating him would represent a monumental achivement. So when it actually happened, he responded accordingly: “ROCKY! ROCKY IS HERE! SETH PETRUZELLI SHOCKS THE WORLD!” And then, a line that will hopefully haunt Gus for the rest of his broadcasting career: “THE MOST INCREDIBLE VICTORY IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!” Maybe if the sport’s history began that afternoon, you could possibly make that argument. But in reality, Johnson just came off as an ill-informed blowhard noob.

#2: Scott Ferrall’s aural assault
YAMMA Pit Fighting 1, 4/11/08

We really wish we could find the highlight-video of this, but the Internet seems to have swallowed it in anger. But basically, Scott Ferrall — who’s a radio host despite having the most horrendous-sounding voice in human history — was booked as the ring announcer for YAMMA’s ill-fated first/last event. Not only was he a pain to listen to, but his introductions made absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever. For example:

— ”Kevin Mulhall will be our referee for this beautiful matchup of warriors and freaks ready to pound and dance…”

— “And here he is, fight-fans, you love him, you know him, you’re used to the bridge that comes from the big 6’4″, 264 pounds of thick, bringin’ it hard leverage, 27-8-and 0…”

— “Here we are, after the tournament and 2 victories apiece for these badasses and warriors, ready for the heavyweight title and grabbing that YAMMA Pit belt, the strap-on. This is what it’s all about at the Taj, Are you ready to dance, shake it oooohhhh?”

It went on like this, all night. The inclined YAMMA pit was supposed to be the future of MMA — and a man with throat cancer and dementia was supposed to be the future of MMA ring announcing. Makes you appreciate Bruce Buffer just a little bit more, huh?

#1 (87-way tie): Everything Tito Ortiz said during Affliction: Day of Reckoning

Let us tell you how we’re feeling right now — Tito Ortiz was the worst thing to ever happen to MMA commentary. Every time he opened his mouth during January’s Day of Reckoning broadcast, the world got a little stupider. For a refresher course on his disastrous performance, read this roundup of his quotes, or just watch the funky music video above (highlights start at the 1:43 mark). “I want to tell me what you see, let’s go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring.” Seriously, bro? You couldn’t think of an easier way to say that? Even Jesse and Journey Jett are more articulate than you at this point. Let’s hope they’re not going to be home-schooled, by the way…

Did we miss any good ones? Let us know in the comments section!

Comments

  1. El Famous Burrito Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 07:50


    What about when Mauro said something along the lines of golf has Tiger Woods, MMA has Kimbo Slice" That was THE worst moment in MMA commentary.
  2. Hamma Fist Elbow Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 07:53


    I used to have Sirius and I dropped my subscription because Ferrall's voice made me want to puke. He's like Steve-o after a whiskey and scream party.
  3. Deathb4tapout Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 07:53


    I did the 10 min marathon of goldberg and I feel like I just gave away my liver. But only if it was with Anderson Silva being the doctor with his hands of "precision"
  4. Eric Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 07:56


    I believe Mike Goldberg gave a "good job by Yves Lavigne" when he quasi-stopped the Mike Brown-Pete Sell fight...I'll have to go back and look at the tape, but I'm pretty sure it was a "shitty job by Yves Lavigne". It was also kind of funny, but not necessarily one of the "worst" commentary moments, when Rogan and Goldberg were on Koscheck's nuts about how improved his stand up was is right before getting KOed by Paulo Thiago.
  5. Eric Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 07:56


    *Matt Brown
  6. Floods Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 08:07


    It took a few bowls but I got through the video. Gimme a shirt...do it.
  7. The Juice Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 08:11


    Joe Rogan once claimed he "loves him some shaft." hard to forget.
  8. Ian Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 08:12


    I watched all ten minutes. After about minute 8 I started to hear a slight ringing in my ears. And my hair got all spikey and badly gelled, all of a sudden.
  9. HillBilly Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 08:13


    Too bad the comments are disabled on the last Fast and Furious entry. I was going to point out that the KO took place in my hometown the great city of New Mexico.
  10. that guy Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 08:14


    I'd like to see a HL vid of great commentary blunders. Someone do an entire vid of Rogan screaming "he's in deep trouble!" as guys escape submissions. Or as Eric points out, guys getting KOed as their standup is lauded
  11. fftankr Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 08:22


    where's my shirt? i did it. my IQ dropped, but i did it. and the tito vid, was the best thing ive ever seen on youtube.
  12. Darkside Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 08:22


    I watched the whole Mike Goldberg video. The things you do to kill time when you're laid off.....anyways, when should I be expecting my t-shirt by?
  13. Ballentine Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 08:24


    I will have to say the title of #1 made me laugh and I agree with it as well.
  14. Richard Tucker Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 08:28


    Anybody remember when Mike Goldberg was like "They are speaking the Portuguesa," and Rogan said "That's actually Japanese. And you're *married* to a Japanese chick." I LOL'd.
  15. BeesKnees Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 08:29


    I like Triggs commentary. Its always nice when an announcer can add to the hilarity of watching Tim Sylvia get KTFO. You say Trigg is a poor announcer, I say he is the BEST kind of announcer. Listen closely to Trigg owning Mauro in the Fedor v Ginormous Black Guy fight. Mauro: something along the lines of "Lets see how the size of this man will affect Fedor" Trigg: "No, Fedor will dispatch this man rather quickly" Mauro:"Well..uh....lets see what happens!" *fight is already over*
  16. UFC fan Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 08:37


    Good stuff. I about pissed myself when Baroni whipped his shit out in Goldberg's face......and Goldberg's look on his face was priceless, that shoulda been freeze framed, and turned into a poster, cause he got posterized for SURE! I am convinced that Matt Hamill has better Mic skills than fucking FRITO Ortiz, wow, that was bad. BTW honestly, the 10 minutes of Mike Goldberg saying the same shit over and over was way to annoying to watch for 10 minutes, it is NOT worth a shirt, I couldn't last 2 minutes.
  17. someguy Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 08:37


    ok the seizures finally stopped. Where's my t-shirt? I think during the seizure I went into the future because I saw that none of us will get a t-shirt.
  18. armfarmer Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 08:49


    I've been trying to find a vid of that Ferrel deush for a while. Me and my buddy were in disbelief at how shity everyone affliction hired for that event was. It actually provided for some good entertainment though sense we were drunk and laughing our asses off at them. Who the fuck would hire that guy seriously. If the guys at affliction's goal was to hire a crew that made people look forward to their demise... mission accomplished
  19. k Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 08:52


    What about the time Mike said that comparing Phillipe Nover to Anderson Silva was kind of like comparing "me to a Joe Rogan"? That one was amazing, and Joe Rogan going speechless as a result was priceless.
  20. Anonymous Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 08:58


    Goldberg saying "The Rock is one cool dude bro!" haaaaaahahaha
  21. Smackdaddiest1 Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 08:59


    I remember Mauro's one liner during the Kimbo/Tank Abbott disaster. He said "I wonder which Tank we're gonna see here tonite? Sherman or Septic?" Classic.
  22. Joel Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 09:02


    To Change the subject.. How can you forget Mike Goldbergs classic Michael Jordan analogy. Calling Travis Lutter the Michael Jordan of BJJ, and Rogan straight up telling him "NO"..
  23. LoneWolf Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 09:04


    LOL, this just made my shitty day!
  24. Angled Dangle Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 09:05


    I tried the Goldberg/Tshirt challenge and failed miserably. Being a laid-off construction worker, I have time to kill. I just thought it would be an easy way to score a makeshift tent to sleep under if I don't get back to work. Thank you, Mike Goldberg, you're incessant ramblings have fucked me once again.
  25. LoneWolf Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 09:08


    And 10 mins of Mike Goldberg just made it shittier....thanks for the t-shirt
  26. MKO Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 09:13


    Not the worst by far, but it would still be good to have Joe Rogan's "The only thing I can think of them being on the outside for is to prevent rape" lamenting the placement of testicles after a low blow. Also, sure he deserves most of the crap he gets, but name me five better announcers in MMA.
  27. Angled Dangle Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 09:17


    WHAT ABOUT THESE MIKE GOLDBERG GEMS: Mike Goldberg: "He's got him in some kind of strange choke I've never seen before!" Joe Rogan: "That's a rear naked choke." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joe Rogan: "Karo is wide open!" Mike Goldberg: "Diaz smells the opening." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Goldberg: "If Jardine's last name were Johnson, the nickname Dean of Mean would make no sense." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mike Goldberg: "You can hear the corner speaking portuguese!" Joe Rogan: "Uh, that's Japanese, brother" Mike Goldberg: "I should have known that." Joe Rogan: "You're the one married to a Japanese chick." Mike Goldberg: "That is correct." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- After "Lil' Evil" Jens Pulver knocked Lewis out* Goldberg: ""Lil' Eagle" flies again!"
  28. Dedstrk Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 09:18


    You're glib Superfoot. Very Glib.
  29. fedors love child Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 09:21


    I just had a stroke from watching that Goldy vid (why the hell was it made 10 mins long). But ist will be sooooooo worth it when i get my t-shirt. My size is L.
  30. Mr. Mister Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 09:27


    i believe it was in the Anthony Johnson vs Kevin Burns rematch, when Joe Rogan said "Black guy, white trunks... white guy, black trunks" and then just kinda paused after it... also nice work angled dangle. good stuff.
  31. DDT Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 09:28


    I know its not MMA but the things that come out the guy who calls K-1 is by far the worst of anything that is currently being said. "He's going to have to pull a Wynona Ryder and steal the round" "He's been on his back more times than my ex-girlfriend...which is a lot" Just a couple of recent quotes.
  32. Moo Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 09:35


    What about the infamous "rape choke" comment from Joe Rogan?
  33. LukeTheDuke Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 09:57


    i pissed my pants @ tito
  34. Biglugnuts Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 09:57


    I really want a shirt, but could only take 36 seconds of the Mike Goldberg video. My favorite is when he says, "They are on their feet" when everyone is sitting down. Lucky SOB, how did u get that job?
  35. THE FATASS BADASS Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 09:58


    Also the STRIKEFORCE in San Jose, CA where Kimbo got into the cage to hype up the crowd and said "YAA HOW ABOUT WE GET A KIMBO FIGHT UP IN HERE IN SAN FRAN?!" Moron mixed up San Jose with San Fransico and as soon as he said that the crowd went silent. HILARIOUS!
  36. moo moo Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 10:02


    yo i watched that whole video... send me the shirt
  37. Rich S. Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 10:04


    that tito video was pretty funny.. and LOL @ #5.. but, i always like those little fights joe and mike have when race is brought up.. like when it's a white guy vs. a black guy and mike still tries to call them by their SHORTS color, and joe tells him to just say white dude and black dude.. then, Mike's all scared and reassures everyone that Joe's the one who said that haha
  38. Imbecile Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 10:11


    I agree with Joel about the "You might even say Travis Lutter is the Michael Jordan of Brazilian jiu-jitsu, right Joe?" comment from Goldberg. The sheer awkwardness of Joe Rogan shutting him down on that with a tone that made it seem like, Why would you even make such a stupid statement?" was just fantastic. Although, Goldberg gives us a lot of good ones because he is on so much more than the rest of these guys. Thankfully we will never see Tito do that much commentary. Hopefully we will never see Tito do commentary again. Also, this may not count, but I still think the very worst was DJ Hapa at the K-1 event at the LA Coliseum. When he was yelling at the fighters to do something, and making totally disrespectful comments in an effort to "entertain" the fans... that was probably the worst performance of anyone on a mic during an MMA event I have ever heard.
  39. moo moo Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 10:14


    i better get the shirt too or ill be pissed that shit sucked
  40. Contraband Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 10:17


    I watched all 10 mins of that damn video while my wife was telling me to turn it down the whole time. so i want my t-shirt!!!!
  41. THE FATASS BADASS Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 10:25


    Oh my god! I watched the whole friggin' Goldberg video and you owe me a shirt, I will use it to wipe my tears. Now dont ever do that to us again potato, e-v-e-r again!
  42. Anonymous Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 10:37


    that poor camel
  43. THE FATASS BADASS Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 10:40


    Whoever made that Bill Wallace video should be beaten the fuck up with a rubber hose. You dont have to stop every 10 seconds to explain to the viewer what just happened. WE FUCKIN SEEN IT! You ruined what could have been the funniest vid on here by editing your 10 second title clips that we already fuckin knew about. I am officially remixing this video without your smart as fuck 2 cents worth of shitty windows movie maker titles that show up entirely too often. Rot in internet hell you fuck!
  44. Maxentropy Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 10:48


    Cmon, Cagepotato, say it aint so. We all know Trigg is a weirdo but anyone who is calm and thinking about the hidden meaning beneath Fedor vs Sylvia while Fedor is clowning him is not someone you can consider a REAL MMA fan. It's like soccer in europe. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!! I know you didnt mean it cagepotato. It was a slow news day and you just wanted to show the fans some "classic" MMA commentary moments...
  45. McGraw Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 11:06


    spot on..ferrell was just getting paid and Tito was distracted my Jenna's Birth Canal.
  46. UFC fan Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 11:24


    someone tell Maxentropy there is an A in GOAL.
  47. Anonymous Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 11:24


    the mike goldberg video should be considered Chinese tourture.
  48. crash Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 11:26


    Gus Johnson kills me. I love it when he does NCAA games. If it is at all close down the stretch do yourself a favor and record it. He always keeps you entertained.
  49. Anonymous Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 11:31


    I did the ten min. I'm so glad it is over now.
  50. Knightrida Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 11:58


    Some of the most legendary MMA comments were born that night of Affliction. We should all be thankful for that. Add "how tastes my pee-pee" and "cheeto," and we've got ourselves jokes for life.
  51. Rich S. Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 12:02


    ROCKY! ROCKY IS HERE! THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS! really? not Serra ko'ing GSP for the first time ever and the WW title? not GG knocking out CC with his own move? not Rashad ko'ing Chuck? But Seth Petruzelli knocking out Kimbo Slice? fuck me. Didn't they say that when Kala Kalohe beat the shit out of Phil Baroni too? I distinctly remember hearing them say that was one of the greatest upsets in recent MMA history.. If you didn't see that ending coming, you're just weird.
  52. BigCityNights Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 12:44


    I never want to hear the words precise or precision again. I think I have an ear infection after 10 minutes of that. Goldberg literally gave me an ear infection.
  53. doctor satan Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 12:45


    i literally said "what the fuck" and turned off the Mike Goldberg (there are 2 Goldbergs and they both suck ass) video at exactly the 0:14 mark
  54. Beatingu Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 12:53


    Hahahahah!!! I watched all of these videos and had a great laugh, holyfuck! Some fantastic editing. TIto + Mic = LAWLFACE
  55. Dex Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 12:55


    Tito, 136 years old LOL! That was a great line.
  56. Dex Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 01:02


    Dana made a good catch there at the end w/ that chair.
  57. Painturtle Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 01:19


    oh lord, was that the hardest ten minutes of my life. I better get the damn t-shirt.
  58. just a fight fan Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 01:47


    Tito Ortiz commentary is the reason MMA is still outlawed in NY. Such brutality cannot be allowed.
  59. Ronin Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 02:28


    When Rogan said "RAPE CHOKE" that was the worst comment ever, all the others are not even close.
  60. Sammich Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 02:57


    I dont know how you are going to send out that many t-shirts, but I too put myself through the ninth layer of hell with that video, Dante was an uninformed prick. I also learned a few things about myself and what I will put myself through to gain a free t-shirt.
  61. The Harvester Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 03:26


    hahaha william shatner in that last video is fucking hilarious.. wtf is that from? "he bleaches his hair, which makes him original because I believe he is a LATINO.." haha wtf was that?
  62. BeaverLord Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 04:56


    I watched all ten minutes. I have new found respect for Joe Rogan being able to stand next to Mike for ten minutes while he was saying that.
  63. slapjaw ackrite Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 05:54


    Joe Rogan's rape choke comment was one of the best ever. His moment of steaming shitness was the badonkadonk comment he made about Tyson Griffin.
  64. Bill C. Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 06:42


    Okay, I watched the entire Goldberg video, much to the detriment of my IQ and brain cells. I'm eagerly awaiting my Hall of Fame T-shirt, size large.
  65. Johnny Farnham Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 08:46


    I'm glad everyone else noticed Gus Johnson's gaffe. When I first heard him say "THE MOST INCREDIBLE VICTORY IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!" I cringed. It made me like the UFC even more.
  66. Andre's Pee Pee Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 09:47


    GD that Tito video is a classic. From the Camel getting It's hamms splacked to the MMA fighter taking punches straight to the balls. Freaking A++++
  67. moo moo Says:

    Tue, 03/31/09 - 11:20


    i feel ripped off i watched all that shit and got no t-shirt i got no job u cant tease ppl like that a free shirt woulda made my world!!!
  68. Edith Says:

    Wed, 04/01/09 - 02:20


    I seem to remember an old Dan Severn fight where the UFC announcer proclaimed that Dan had "a lot of sex", which he immediately replaced with the slightly less Freudian "success". Mmmm...success!
  69. BdawgKildYa Says:

    Thu, 04/02/09 - 09:30


    I watched the whole ten minutes. My well deserved T-shirt please?
  70. Clanggedin Says:

    Wed, 04/22/09 - 10:04


    One of my favorites was Joe Rogan saying "A Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Blackbelt has a Blackbelt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu". No Shit Sherlock!
  71. CheckHisPee Says:

    Mon, 02/08/10 - 06:44


    @everyone who ACTUALLY watched all 10min of "precise/precision", Please join FightPicker, someone's gotta water-down the competition.
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    Fri, 12/12/14 - 10:27


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