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Worst… Street Fight… Ever [VIDEO]

(Video courtesy of LiveLeak)

When a guy announces prior to a street fight that he “knows karate,” you pretty much know he’s full of shit. This dude from Poland decided to demonstrate the katas he learned as a young boy on a seemingly unwilling victim, and narrated the entire altercation.

Besides a whole lot of rolling around and a few face-slaps, not a whole lot happens, but not because he wasn’t trying. He whiffs on a soccer kick as his opponent is getting back to his feet and tries to land the perfect punch, to no avail. I wonder if he realizes that the people watching aren’t laughing with him?

Too  bad the other guy wasn’t a BJJ black belt. THAT would have made things interesting.

Apparently everyone in Poland is a karate master or a boxing champ  – at least on the street.

(Video courtesy of YouTube/SirCharlesBarrington)

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cursed5- February 20, 2012 at 3:35 pm
Oh, the sweet irony of people misspelling the word "Polack." I don't know what the fuck a "Pollack" is, but it's not someone from Poland.
The12ozCurls- February 16, 2012 at 2:18 pm
Helicopter ejection seat
The12ozCurls- February 16, 2012 at 2:18 pm
Solar powered flashlight
KeithHackneyWindmillPalmStrike- February 16, 2012 at 11:42 am
Screen door on a submarine
El Guapo- February 16, 2012 at 10:56 am
Next time a telemarketer calls I'm going to suggest The Fat Pollack vs Bob Sapp for Indi Fights 2.
The12ozCurls- February 16, 2012 at 10:49 am
I can smell the Belvedere and pierogies through my monitor.
Clyde- February 16, 2012 at 10:11 am
@Loki; true dat. God bless the country that gave us Eva Wyrwal.
Canadian Bacon- February 16, 2012 at 9:49 am
fat guy was awesome, dropping some serviceable judo on that numbnuts' head.
Sloppyspray- February 16, 2012 at 9:45 am
I love how that girl stands up for her man and beats the shit out of that girl. I could have done without the hair pulling though. Would have preferred some upper cuts in the clinch.
Also, great that we have no idea who's side the dude in the white t-shirt is on. He just wants to fight everyone and will take on anyone who dates step on the brick road!
Sloppyspray- February 16, 2012 at 9:43 am
That dude had a harder fight with his shirt trying to take it off than he did with the other guy.

**Captcha: "Typical tobilk" I really hope tobilk means "drunk Pollacks" b/c that would be perfect.
HEY- February 16, 2012 at 8:57 am
The art of fighting without fighting.
captcha? naltilin FORCE!!!!!!!!
LOKI- February 16, 2012 at 8:52 am
Say what you will about the French, at least they had the dignity to surrender without pretending they knew how to fight. All those 'dumb pollock' jokes exist for a reason. Although, their women are generally quite servicable.
ChucksChin- February 16, 2012 at 8:51 am
I'll get my drunk streetfight vids from Barstoolsports and ebaums. Be yourself CP!
Kid Clam Curtains- February 16, 2012 at 8:32 am
Why the fuck did you post that?
Fried Taco- February 16, 2012 at 8:06 am
Lame as fuck. CP scraping the barrel.
MediocreThreat- February 16, 2012 at 7:58 am
120 day medical suspencion for the dude that got dropped like ten times in the second video. No sparring for 30 days.
Cranekick- February 16, 2012 at 7:58 am
I've been to Poland (as a Pollack myself) and people fight like that cause they are drunk alot.