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‘Wrong Side of Town’ DVD Caption Contest: The Finalists

While we appreciate everybody who entered our latest caption contest, the sad fact is that you can’t all be winners. In fact, we can say right now that all but nine of you are definitely losers. After slogging through over 250 entries, we’ve selected some finalists, which you can read below. Please vote for your favorite in the poll on the right; the top five vote-getters will all score Wrong Side of Town DVDs. So without further ado…

Randle McMurphy: Kimbo and Jared Shaw reminisce about the good old days.

Vlad: Say what you will, but at least he’s a more credible opponent than the guys Bobby Lashley‘s fighting.

Duncdaddyfunk: Kimbo lures in his prey with a photo op before dunking his tiny hands in gold and making fist necklaces out of them.

CheckHisPee: "Yo little man, do you pooh regular or do pellets be droppin?"

ddbissel: I dont like Kimbo being this close to the ground.

Contraband: Kimbo takes time out of his training for a quick pic with Shonie Carter‘s son.

drunkenmime: Miami’s toughest street fighter poses for a picture with Kimbo slice.

PurplePickle: Choking back tears of joy as the camera flashed, Curtis Sample was ready to let everybody on Facebook know exactly how he rolled.

steampunk22: Don’t FUCK with the Lollipop Guild.

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steampunk22- February 25, 2010 at 3:19 pm

PHISTAKUPHS- February 24, 2010 at 6:57 pm
drunkenmime. the rest were ok. i thought there were funnier ones that didn't get into the top rankings.
jizzninja- February 24, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Steampunk isn't getting any better! the fags the carlos mencia of comments, he can suck a fat hairy dick for all I care...infact make it my fat hairy dick you silly bitch. CP you ruined my week and oh yeah you guys are losing your edge. Tsimfuckis, bitches!!!
jizzninja- February 24, 2010 at 10:34 am
@steampunk. My mom lives in a dumpster and is missing three appendages. Have fun with that! while I live in a house with my sexy ass girlfriend. But please send that video to the dumpster ill stop over and pick up. Thanks you fkn loser :-)
Harry Peepshow- February 24, 2010 at 9:25 am
I am gonna have to go with Drunkenmime.

Although the little guy is probably lifting half of his weight right there on his arm by wearing that HUGE watch.
steampunk22- February 24, 2010 at 8:53 am


LOL at Vlad's too, I missed that one first time around.
Houstons db- February 24, 2010 at 7:10 am
duncdaddyfunc lolololooo
Patrick- February 23, 2010 at 10:21 pm
Validation error everytime i try to vote.
for the record, i'd vote for duncdaddyfunk or whatever despite his completely unacceptable/god awful screen name.
Dante- February 23, 2010 at 10:01 pm
Vlad's is fucking great. LOL
richorama- February 23, 2010 at 9:56 pm
Im gonna say steampunk22 FTW. He's just doing really well these days, showing some real progress with his commentary.
Lysol- February 23, 2010 at 9:15 pm
i hate all these finalists.

my entry was

"After booking Kimbo Slice versus "Fedora Lilmanofhoes", an ad is prominently placed in Variety for a new european translator for the UFC."


The Hater

^ If you want to win a caption contest, try saying something funny. Just some advice.
Lysol- February 23, 2010 at 9:14 pm
All of these are pretty funny. Vlad = Truth
The Hater- February 23, 2010 at 9:00 pm
i hate all these finalists.

my entry was

"After booking Kimbo Slice versus "Fedora Lilmanofhoes", an ad is prominently placed in Variety for a new european translator for the UFC."


The Hater

cecils_pupils- February 23, 2010 at 6:26 pm
PurplePickle all the way... hilarious throwback. Nice job CP linking the Curtis Sample google search. Re-reading past commentary has me rollin'. CURTIS SAMPLE OUT BITCHEZZZZZZ!
steampunk22- February 23, 2010 at 5:50 pm
^^Priceless. @Jizzninja

I wasn't gonna ask for votes, but after reading that, I'm going to.

Please vote for me so I can win this DVD. It will make Jizzninja angry.

Maybe when I am done watching it I will mail it to him. If he still lives with his mother, and I think he does, I already have the address.

bozothebrown- February 23, 2010 at 5:48 pm
drunkenmime is the only funny one, the rest were fuckin horrible.
budsellers- February 23, 2010 at 5:33 pm
trying to vote, but keep getting validation error... dwarf pellets ftw!!
jizzninja- February 23, 2010 at 5:14 pm
I'm fkn pissed I was the first to bring in the lolli pop guild and you guys give it to that cock smoker steampunk. I wanted that movie so fkn bad and you guys can't hook a brother up. I hope frank mir gets ahold of you fags and murders you all in the octagon and steampunck you're a fkn dildo! Aw yeah all the comments blew dick you losers. Tsimfuckis 4 life bitches!!!
newdeal- February 23, 2010 at 4:10 pm
these comments all suck. Whoever chose them as the finalists should be shot in the face, don't worry though cause that little dude will take care of your momma when your gone
Yves Latrine- February 23, 2010 at 3:19 pm
I heard Charming Charlie is a cunt.
skeletor- February 23, 2010 at 2:50 pm
PurplePickle for the win. Awesome!
busted_cranium- February 23, 2010 at 2:45 pm
Wow! Some of these are flat out horrible. Seriously guys, if you find this lame shit funny I'd hate to hear your idea of "comedy."

Probably something with Will Ferrell.
Charming Charlie- February 23, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Instead of casting a vote for, can I cast a vote against? "Yo little man, do you pooh regular or do pellets be droppin?" is awful and unworthy of this site.
steampunk22- February 23, 2010 at 2:17 pm

BrandonTheTruth- February 23, 2010 at 2:10 pm
drunkenmime hands down. the rest suck.