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‘Wrong Side of Town’ DVD Caption Contest: The Winners!

After a week of furious battle, we’re pleased to announce the five winners in our Wrong Side of Town caption contest. Picking up the DVDs are…

Duncdaddyfunk (17% of the vote): Kimbo lures in his prey with a photo op before dunking his tiny hands in gold and making fist necklaces out of them.

ddbissel (16%): I dont like Kimbo being this close to the ground.

Vlad (14%): Say what you will, but at least he’s a more credible opponent than the guys Bobby Lashley‘s fighting.

drunkenmime (12%): Miami’s toughest street fighter poses for a picture with Kimbo slice.

CheckHisPee (11%): "Yo little man, do you pooh regular or do pellets be droppin?"

If your name has been called, please send your real name and address to, and get ready for an action-packed thrill ride starring two pro wrestlers, a formerly-popular rapper, and whatever the hell an "Omarion" is. Props to Lion’s Gate for the hookup, and thanks to everyone who played!

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steampunk22- February 25, 2010 at 3:23 pm

I'm starting to think that you don't like me very much. lol

I do like that you've taken personal offense to my "nomination" but don't particularly give a shit about the fact that a bunch of other people were also funnier than you. You seem genuinely offended that you didn't get recognition, and then possibly win, this undoubtedly terrible movie.


Also, congrats to the winners, funny stuff guys. CP Nation gets a little funnier every day!

Except when Jizzninja posts. ;P
jizzninja- February 25, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Steampunks a bitch
ccman- February 25, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Damn missed it.

Mine "Petruzzi and Kimbo bury the hatchet finally at photo shoot"
Lysol- February 25, 2010 at 12:03 pm
If you want to bitch about not winning, try making your own entries funny. Just saying.
Yves Latrine- February 25, 2010 at 10:50 am
Fucking hell, I read all those entries and thought the CP readership understood jokes, then I read people complain about them in the comments and I want drink my own piss like Machida. Fucking lighten up, people, fuck.
Dante- February 25, 2010 at 10:29 am
all of these winners are fucking hilarious by the way.
Dante- February 25, 2010 at 10:25 am
It's funny how you terds always come on here and complain about the winners of these contests.

"wahhhhh, CP doesn't think I'm funny."

iDestroy- February 25, 2010 at 10:22 am
I can't believe purplepickle didnt win. Has everybody forgotten C. Sample, or what?
Minnesota Madman- February 25, 2010 at 9:43 am
Does anyone really win by getting this movie? Try telling a girl "hey i got a new movie with a WWE wrestler, Ja Rule, and Omarion in it. Wanna come back to my parents basement and watch it?"

@Opposites Attack: Kimbo wears a chain with a fist made of gold on it, welcome to MMA
Psully- February 25, 2010 at 9:42 am
Wait, the winners get Wrong Side of Town?
Opposites Attack- February 25, 2010 at 9:22 am
what the EFF does that mean....maybe im being stupid and failing to catch the there something I dont know? what does the winning comment even mean? anybody? whos little hands? the midgets? what fist necklace? the fist he is holding in front of his necklace? WTF.
ddbissel- February 25, 2010 at 9:22 am
@ ProfessorMMA

git im'
ProfessorMMA- February 25, 2010 at 9:05 am
wheres your entry smart ass?
busted_cranium- February 25, 2010 at 7:02 am
Sorry boys and girls, but the only reason the winner got the nod is because all the others were that much more retarded.

"Kimbo lures in his prey with a photo op before dunking his tiny hands in gold and making fist necklaces out of them."

Seriously? Seriously!?

For fuck sake.
ProfessorMMA- February 25, 2010 at 6:49 am
who knew we had this much talent all mashed up into the comments?