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‘WTF?’ of the Day: Kimo Leopoldo is Alive and Well and Belly-Flopping Three Stories Into Motel Pools


(Props: THEkimoleopoldo via HammerFisted)

Kimo Leopoldo — everybody’s favorite officer-impersonating, meth-possessing death-hoax victim — may be long out of the MMA game, but he hasn’t stopped living, you dig? HammerFisted.com dug up the above video, taken this summer, which shows Kimo ascending a staircase at some sort of motel or apartment complex or assisted living facility, then diving into a pool from three stories up. Well, "diving" might be an overstatement. He basically falls into the water in the most painful-looking way possible.

But as we’ve learned in the past, Kimo Leopoldo is indestructible. He will remain above-ground even after War Machine dies of syphilis, even after Dan Quinn drives into an oncoming semi while shouting down Fred Reeva in his final video blog. Kimo gets out of the water, shouts "Awright," demands to know how the splash was, and explains "I hadda like, not let my second-guess guess me on that one." We’d say that’s good advice for anybody…

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tallkitchenbags- September 29, 2010 at 7:39 pm
Slow day when this is news. JFC, cagepotato grow some standards. the only way this would be noteworthy would be if methboy smashed his head open. WTF?!!
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Kimbos Bread- September 29, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Aawwll Riiiiiiiiighhhhhh!

Kimo's gotta some kinda subterranean god of sorts.
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punchy puncherson- September 28, 2010 at 6:01 pm

recap...

a nobody jumped into water from an insignificant distance a few months ago
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cecils_pupils- September 28, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Somebody help 'cuz Tito's Head is about to explode!!!
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itsgalf- September 28, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Correct, that is not Kimo. Notice the spanish accent
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2DaDeath- September 28, 2010 at 3:58 pm
I also would like to add that Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man were not impressed with your performance, Kimo.
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2DaDeath- September 28, 2010 at 3:56 pm
That ain't shit! You should see the flops Joe Son does onto his belly each day in prison!
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Titos Head- September 28, 2010 at 3:02 pm
OK OK..so im hearing things from other people saying that Kimo is Dead for sure. WTH...KIMOGATE!! also im hearing that this IS NOT Kimo...Somebody help!!
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topdog- September 28, 2010 at 2:53 pm
You know that shit had to hurt.
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RwilsonR- September 28, 2010 at 2:53 pm
I'm pretty sure Matt Horwich lives in Rust.
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MoTropolis- September 28, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Have you ever tried eating SPAM without crystal meth??? I imagine the meth can only help.
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El Famous Burrito- September 28, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Who held his beer?
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El Guapo- September 28, 2010 at 1:46 pm
"..Side effects of eating spam and crystal meth your whole life"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Biffmiester- September 28, 2010 at 1:33 pm
@Mr. Mister

A dick is for peeing and releasing coconut juice when we're extra happy, silly. Tee hee.
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Mr_Misanthropy- September 28, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Look in the sky- it's a bird it's a plane- it's a flying advertisement for the side effects of eating Spam and crystal meth your whole life. He's also an advertisement for the side effects of covering your body in home-made tattoos that your buddy did on a sleepless weekend with the tattoo gun he built out of a walk man and a guitar string.

Kimo looks like he's been practicing diving face first into lava rocks from thirty feet up for a while.
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Mr_Misanthropy- September 28, 2010 at 1:15 pm
What's a dick4?

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cecils_pupils- September 28, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Score: 6.5 out of 10 - bad form, big splash, poor take-off
- Greg Louganis is not impressed.

If Kimo really wants to impress MMA fans, let's see him put the bong down and dive into training again.
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jimbonics- September 28, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Carnival > *

And yeah ReX... good reply man.

Does anyone here besides me play MW2 on PC?
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MoTropolis- September 28, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Did Kimo and Jesus break up? Its looks like the beginning stages of a cover up tattoo on his torso.

And I got a feeling the real disaster in this video is the chick behind the camera. I'd hate to see who Kimo is fucking.
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JaredB- September 28, 2010 at 12:52 pm
So I guess that means Eastern European fighters tend to come from Derail and Sub Base?
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J_Spice- September 28, 2010 at 12:50 pm
JaredB and ReX13 are my idols for the MW2 references! haha And i agree, he CLEARLY lives in Trailer Park. His next video will be at Carnival ha god help us all.
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El Guapo- September 28, 2010 at 12:44 pm
That was alriiight, but I wanna see Kimo dive off the roof with a wooden cross. Now THAT would be the shit!
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ReX13- September 28, 2010 at 12:43 pm
JaredB >> No, he's obviously vacationing in Bailout. I imagine he lives in Trailer Park.
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MoTropolis- September 28, 2010 at 12:42 pm
@Fried Taco

Not only that but he cut the video short. In the full version the pool wins by KO in the second.
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Biffmiester- September 28, 2010 at 12:36 pm
At least he didn't split his face in half...

....or drive a segway off the roof.

(FYI @ BG and/or MRuss: Yeah, fellas, you might want to change the title of UFC 122 over there on the right hand side of the page. Just noticed it's still the same.)
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