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‘WTF!?’ of the Day: Dana White Is the New Face of Edge Shave Gel

Y’know, I remember when MMA shaving-gel sponsorships used to mean something. Now they’ll stick any jerkoff on the can. Case in point: This terrifying find from KevMann on the UG. It’s particularly upsetting to me because Edge Sensitive Skin With Aloe is honestly my brand of choice, and I’m almost out of the shit. But there’s no way I’m going to buy some¬†Dana White-branded shaving cream and spend two mornings a week* staring at the mug of my least-favorite adult-baby. Fuck that noise. I guess I’m switching to Barbasol for a while. Damn it.

* No, I don’t shave every day. I’m a professional blogger; most days, I have no reason to look presentable.¬†

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eDrinker- June 29, 2012 at 3:53 am
It's because he's bald
Mir please break Brocks neck- June 28, 2012 at 5:41 pm
Ohhhhhhh!!!!!!! I though Dana was sponsoring the new anal-lube by Edge!!!! I saw his head and thought it was a cock. It was an easy mistake. Opps, my bad. But its pretty fitting that Dana is sponsoring a product that eases the pain before you get cut (JUST LIKE THE UFC DOES TO ITS FIGHTERS BEORE THEY GET CUT !!!!!!!!!). Lorenzo Fertitta is an anal wart and I work with him. DOUCHE-BAG!!! See you tomorrow!!!!! I hate Zuffa and Stations and the whole organization. Zuffa is ruining MMA. Did I say Lorenzo is a douche bag already?
TellaTruth- June 28, 2012 at 4:27 pm
I use s bowie knife! Well at least when the sheila comes around.
srod82- June 28, 2012 at 2:04 pm
Dominick Cruz, and Chad Mendes are also on the shaving cream as well.
Pen Fifteen- June 28, 2012 at 1:56 pm
I know how you feel; I had to switch adult diaper brands after Depends signed Tim Sylvia as a sponsor.
J.Jones- June 28, 2012 at 2:12 pm
^ God damn it, this kind of joke will never be not hilarious.
intercept440- June 28, 2012 at 1:51 pm
i dont always shave.....but when i balls are as smooth as danas head..... get the edge dana white edition only 4.99!!
dranokills- June 28, 2012 at 1:23 pm
ohhhhhhh does someones pussy hurt? awwwwww poor baby, has a hate-on for Dana, waaaaaaaa.
The12ozCurls- June 28, 2012 at 1:06 pm
I shaved with a fucking wash cloth until I was 25 and then I finally got my sweet Dungeons and Dragons pube stash. I was/am a true pussy magnet.
Ricardo Guitardo- June 28, 2012 at 12:56 pm
I only use soap and water. I never get mistaken for a gay either though.
J.Jones- June 28, 2012 at 12:50 pm
Shave twice a week? If I manage to put on pants on before the day is over I have won.
BONGTAR- June 28, 2012 at 12:38 pm
Or go to Walmart, you fucking hillbilly.
jasonmoles- June 28, 2012 at 12:37 pm
Still better than Gillette.
Fried Taco- June 28, 2012 at 12:36 pm
Real men don't use a gel or foam.
The12ozCurls- June 28, 2012 at 1:08 pm
Real men use the blood from freshly murdered harlots.