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WTF of the Day: Jeff Monson Apparently Kicked Two Cops’ Asses Just Hours Before His Fight With Fedor

(Gentlemen, gentlemen, I’m just here for the aspic.)

Chalk up another win for anarchists everywhere. According to a Russian website, former UFC heavyweight title contender and renowned political actvist Jeff Monson was in a subway station just hours before his fight with Fedor Emelianenko when he witnessed two Moscow police officers aggressively badgering a poor, drunken homeless man, likely wearing a shawl and holding a baby, and decided to intervene. We’ll let “RT” explain how things went down:

One of the LifeJournal users was shocked when he met Monson in the city’s Metro, which he decided to take in order to make the 40-minute trip to the Moscow outskirts, where he was to hold a master class the day before the fight. He was dressed in hooded top and wearing flip-flops. The temperature on that day was around zero degrees.

On one of the stations he noticed two policemen trying to calm down a drunken man. Their methods seemed too aggressive to the American and he rushed to calm down the policemen. Monson’s escort decided not to wait until the American, known for his penchant for anarchism, beat up the surprised law-enforcers and stopped the scuffle. 

Your move, Jon Jones.

Now, we can only assume that this story was fabricated by the Russians to cover up the real story – Monson caught them spying on his training regimen, as they’ve been known to do, and decided to lay a good old fashioned American ass-whooping on those commie bastards. It’s no wonder he looked so worn out in his unanimous decision loss to Fedor that night, the man had already used up all of his best combinations saving one of the 99 percent. But if you think about it, Monson went 2-1 on the evening, whereas Mother Russia only went 1-2. What we’re trying to say is…AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!

On a side note, flip flops?! In zero degree weather?! Really Jeff? And here we thought his “Snowman” nickname came from his short, stocky physique.


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OneMorePunchFujita- November 23, 2011 at 1:42 am
He actually didn't get his nickname because of his physique.
doowm- November 22, 2011 at 6:28 pm
ps. using the excuse : I stole the article from another site, is not a valid excuse for this shit.
maybe at least change the title or fuckin' sumthin.
doowm- November 22, 2011 at 6:27 pm
Danga you do this shit all the time! (*title an article misleadingly*) Someone help me out here on what the last bullshit it was he pulled like this.......anyway u know u do it, ppl front you out on it, and you continue to do it. your like a retarded version of Mike Goldberg.
RSparrow- November 22, 2011 at 2:10 pm
Danga, did you think the "say goodnight" video was an epic blood bath?
XENOPHON- November 22, 2011 at 1:04 pm
If CODY LUNDIN can live on snow covered island in the North Atlantic barefoot (Dual Survival show on Discovery Channel) then why the fuck does is seem so strange that a man known as the SNOWMAN can't wear sandals when on holiday in Mother Russia?
The faked picture is your only saving grace today Danga!
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macreadysshack- November 22, 2011 at 11:43 am
Yeah, hey, this is a bullshit article with a bullshit title. I defend you a lot, Danga, but not today. This is total bait and switch crap.
Mofo- November 22, 2011 at 11:29 am
Danga - Not trying to flame you, but all you did was copy and paste the title and the article. So consider this comment over there at, from BowtieAssassin, which is the exact same complaint I'm making here. And please think for yourself next time instead of regurgitating blindly just to keep the content flowing.
"Why does the title say he knocked the daylights out of cops but then in the article it says his escort stepped in before anything could happen. Nice misleading title to get people to read your nonsensical article."
KeithHackneyWindmillPalmStrike- November 22, 2011 at 11:22 am
Fedor broke Monson's leg?....That seems like bigger news than Monson talking to some cops telling him he disapproves of their tatics
DangadaDang- November 22, 2011 at 11:04 am
Click on the Russian website link. I'm just the messenger.
Mofo- November 22, 2011 at 10:52 am
The title says he beat up the cops, the article says he didn't. Danga are you frikkin stoned?
"Monson’s escort decided not to wait until the American... beat up the surprised law-enforcers and stopped the scuffle."
That means he *didn't* beat up the cops. The "escort" stopped it.
KeithHackneyWindmillPalmStrike- November 22, 2011 at 10:10 am
In soviet Russia...the snowmen kick YOUR ass
Viva Hate- November 22, 2011 at 10:05 am
Complete misunderstanding, see Monson’s foot is a member of Occupy A Cops Ass.
Sloppyspray- November 22, 2011 at 9:53 am
Wait...So who's this "escort" of Monson's? Or are they referring to the storyteller as his "escort"? If so then, if he did not wait around for Monson how does he know Monson beat the cop's asses?

For some reason I'm reading this as "I met Monson in the subway, he went to go stop some cops from calming down a drunken man, I didn't want to get in trouble from Monson doing this so I left, I'm guessing Monson beat those cop's asses"
Clyde- November 22, 2011 at 9:44 am
Jones would have helped the cops. Fight the power, Monson. Don't let the man hold us down.
Morningwood- November 22, 2011 at 9:42 am
the missing piece in this story was Gingrich standing behind the police telling the homeless man, "take a bath and get a job."