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WTF?! Video of the Day: How to Become a UFC Fighter in a Few Easy Steps

(Step 1: MIRRORS.) 

Ladies and gentlemen (actually, just gentlemen), today is your lucky day, because you are about to learn how easy it is to become a UFC fighter. None other than TUF 8 runner up and rubber armed badass Vinny Magalhaes came across this instructional video last night and tweeted it for the world to see.

Simply put, if you have any aspirations of becoming an MMA UFC fighter, it would be idiotic not to watch this video, for it provides more insight into the world of mixed martial arts in a minute and a half than years of training and dedication could ever accomplish. Where Red Bull and The Secret failed, this video will succeed.

We have no clue what the true purpose behind this video was, but it did inform us that all it takes to become a UFC fighter is the following:

1. A big heart
2. A “club” that offers MMA training
3. At least one jump rope
4. At least one spin bike
5. Endurance that will last five three minute rounds
6. A UFC coach to personal trane you. We recommend this guy.

And there you have it, folks. Now get out to your local clubs and start lifting weights, but don’t forget to train endurance, cardio, and stamina as well. Because you might think you’re strong, but strength isn’t always what’s going to get you…

…and before you know it, you’ll have “the perfect match for a perfect fight.”

-J. Jones

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gdsds- March 30, 2012 at 6:25 pm
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linzhanal- March 30, 2012 at 10:28 am
shayes99- March 30, 2012 at 6:43 am
I think that's the gym where Napoleon Dynamite and his brother Kip went to, Rex Kwon Do and that's Starla.
thesraid- March 30, 2012 at 6:43 am
This is the only MMA instructional video you'll need. Check it out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7gPoU8TFcE
overeems_needle- March 29, 2012 at 8:55 pm
JayPeazy- March 29, 2012 at 8:42 pm
Personal Tranny?
NinjaVanish- March 29, 2012 at 8:07 pm
Man, Cyborg is really starting to hit rock bottom.
sfdgdhfg- March 29, 2012 at 7:19 pm
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Havokgamer- March 29, 2012 at 6:46 pm
I can't believe the fucking bandwagon jumpers coming out of the woodwork now that UFC is more mainstream...
linzhanal- March 29, 2012 at 5:26 pm
Alan K- March 29, 2012 at 4:50 pm
PERSONAL TRAIN ME!!!! I CAN HANDLE IT!!!! I OWN A JUMP ROPE!!!! Well, I actually don't own it per se. I stole it from my little sister's friend. It's all right. She's not gonna have much time for it after that auto accident that injured her and killed both her parents.

....YEAH!!!!! GRRR!!!!
The12ozCurls- March 30, 2012 at 9:32 am
budsmail- March 29, 2012 at 4:42 pm
i like where she reads her palm so she can remember to talk about jump ropes and spin bikes
qiujiu- March 29, 2012 at 2:29 pm

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The12ozCurls- March 29, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Holy Shit! Tina Yothers from "Family Ties" looks like a fucking pig.
busted_cranium- March 29, 2012 at 1:10 pm
Fuck it, I'm going out right now and joining a club. I mean come on, the love child of Frank Trigg and Cyborg wouldn't lie to me. Would it. . .I mean she?
Joedirt- March 29, 2012 at 12:51 pm
Wow. Watch her second video... it starts just after that one ends... it's even worse.
The12ozCurls- March 29, 2012 at 1:58 pm
Hell ya I watched the second video - Of course I want abs like David Beckham. But that pig actually looked hot in that video.
Swick-a-tine- March 29, 2012 at 12:50 pm
DangadaDang- March 29, 2012 at 12:44 pm
Twenty bucks says Tim Sylvia ordered this on DVD.
SquidInk- March 29, 2012 at 12:42 pm
I quote Aerosmith here when I say, "Dude looks like a lady."