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WTF?! Video of the Day: Rampage Jackson Teaches Us How to Rape Transsexuals…You Read That Correctly


(We don’t even know where to start.)

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

It appears that, distraught over his inability to get fired from the UFC, Quinton “Rampage” Jackson has moved on to phase two of Operation: Batshit Condor. If you recall, phase one began with a DVD copy of The Secret and a six pack of Red Bull and ended with a high speed chase across Southern California. If this video is any indication, phase two will undoubtedly end in the death of millions.

Perhaps realizing that his rap album won’t be climbing up the charts anytime soon, Jackson decided to return to his acting…I guess you’d call them, roots? The video that awaits you below, which comes courtesy of FilmOn.com, is entitled “How To Pick Up a Gurl – Fast” with Rampage Jackson.

Prepare yourselves for this one, ladies and gentlemen.

As you can see, what starts off as a series of harmless rape jokes quickly devolves into something out of A Serbian Film before abruptly ending, leaving its audience at an utter loss for words and with a hemorrhage-induced bloody nose. Considering the UFC’s policy on the whole “rape” issue, this is either a brilliant or incredibly stupid move by Quinton Jackson. No, wait. It’s incredibly stupid.

Granted, it would be kind of shocking if Page actually was reprimanded for this, but…what in God’s name did we just witness?

-J. Jones

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Crazy Croat- April 5, 2012 at 11:59 pm
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Fatty McDickbutts- April 5, 2012 at 8:18 am
Rampage can't afford to have sex with Tigers anymore after his purse-cut and loss to Bader.
Fatty McDickbutts- April 5, 2012 at 8:11 am
Life. Changed. Forever.
BaghdadBob- April 5, 2012 at 6:50 am
Speechless
SonOfSerbia- April 4, 2012 at 11:34 pm
Ron Artest vs Rampage Jackson in the WWE.. crazy vs insane...make it happen Vince McMahon!
I Know Nothing- April 4, 2012 at 6:05 pm
I thought it was funny
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SquidInk- April 4, 2012 at 5:17 pm
I'm so sick of this guy. I'd rather read a 500-page novel written in crayon by Junie Browning than to hear about Rampage again.
oc in this bitch- April 4, 2012 at 5:14 pm
nice.basically he just said fuck u dana and the UFC.only one with balls i like it
fatbellyfrank- April 4, 2012 at 4:59 pm
jesus H Christ, is this enough proof that Rampage is now officially batshit crazy?
RwilsonR- April 4, 2012 at 3:42 pm
@ J.Spaceman - CP must just think the Overeem news was so expected it isn't actually news.
ytrebil- April 4, 2012 at 3:05 pm
The new Bob Sapp?
Clyde- April 4, 2012 at 2:58 pm
Agreed Taco, satire of the highest calibre. You think you gon get up in some white bitch pussy an erything be all cool like, then some cracker dude be trying to fuck a brother in the ass then bust shots at y'all on top o that shit.

Story of my life too Page. Although the article title is a bit misleading as Rampage only shows us how to get raped by a transsexual.
The12ozCurls- April 4, 2012 at 3:03 pm
Transsexual? I believe the politically correct term is "DRAG QUEEN" you insensitive hump. It would be like calling a midget a dwarf. Totally uncalled for Clyde.
J. Spaceman- April 4, 2012 at 2:57 pm
What?! No article about Ubereem yet? Don’t you have that one on file? Check right between the “Kimbo Crushes Another Can” and “Bob Sapp Embarrasses Himself Again” templates.
El Guapo- April 4, 2012 at 2:47 pm
Fake! 'Page don't fuck with white girls, nawmsayin, only super submissive Japaneazy ones.
rngeorgeh- April 4, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Rampage is a fucktard who usually gets away with it 'cuz he's funny; not so much anymore....
Rocky Blunt- April 4, 2012 at 2:35 pm
brilliant, funny shit i like rampage now
Corrosionform- April 4, 2012 at 2:34 pm
I think he was asking to get fired like he has been. And came off dumb and offending as fuck in the process. What a moron. Always have been a fan , but there goes his career. Seriously.
raton- April 4, 2012 at 2:25 pm
I actually thought it was funny. Does that make me sick?
The12ozCurls- April 4, 2012 at 2:52 pm
Yes -
A male assailant attempts rape on a woman.
Woman turns out to be a dude who then rapes assailant.
There is a ski mask, penile bighting, and attemtped man on man anal rape.
Funny? If you're in to snuff films, i guess.
Raton - you need help. lol
The12ozCurls- April 4, 2012 at 2:23 pm
No shit JJ. What in Sam Hell was that? Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket that was about as disturbing and random as it gets.
Screw it.
Fire him Zuffa and then refuse to pay for his 2 knee surgeries like you did with Tito's neck or back or both or whatever. Rampage is half a step away from writing "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" over and over and over again in different fonts and with different capitalizations. This is gonna end badly.
Alan K- April 4, 2012 at 4:01 pm
I'll get the popcorn.
The12ozCurls- April 4, 2012 at 7:44 pm
Sounds delicious - I'll bring the 6 pack of chicks
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