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WTF?! Video of the Day: Rampage Jackson Teaches Us How to Rape Transsexuals…You Read That Correctly


(We don’t even know where to start.)

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

It appears that, distraught over his inability to get fired from the UFC, Quinton “Rampage” Jackson has moved on to phase two of Operation: Batshit Condor. If you recall, phase one began with a DVD copy of The Secret and a six pack of Red Bull and ended with a high speed chase across Southern California. If this video is any indication, phase two will undoubtedly end in the death of millions.

Perhaps realizing that his rap album won’t be climbing up the charts anytime soon, Jackson decided to return to his acting…I guess you’d call them, roots? The video that awaits you below, which comes courtesy of FilmOn.com, is entitled “How To Pick Up a Gurl – Fast” with Rampage Jackson.

Prepare yourselves for this one, ladies and gentlemen.

As you can see, what starts off as a series of harmless rape jokes quickly devolves into something out of A Serbian Film before abruptly ending, leaving its audience at an utter loss for words and with a hemorrhage-induced bloody nose. Considering the UFC’s policy on the whole “rape” issue, this is either a brilliant or incredibly stupid move by Quinton Jackson. No, wait. It’s incredibly stupid.

Granted, it would be kind of shocking if Page actually was reprimanded for this, but…what in God’s name did we just witness?

-J. Jones

Comments

  1. Fried Taco Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 02:06


    It's obviously a commentary about how he feels he was treated by Zuffa. Quite intelligent, especially for 'Page.
  2. intercept440 Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 02:08


    What.......the.......fuuuuuuuucckkk!
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    Wed, 04/04/12 - 02:10


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  4. Kim Couture is a cunt Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 02:13


    What the fuck is wrong with this guy....seriously. Fuck him. I miss the Rampage that was so happy to come over from the WFA and fought and acted like a champ....he's fucked up. Go away.
  5. The_Dead_Cow Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 02:18


    He's just a slave to the white man, nawwutimsayin?
  6. BONGTAR Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 02:22


    o_O I don't like this guy anymore.
  7. The12ozCurls Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 02:23


    No shit JJ. What in Sam Hell was that? Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket that was about as disturbing and random as it gets. Screw it. Fire him Zuffa and then refuse to pay for his 2 knee surgeries like you did with Tito's neck or back or both or whatever. Rampage is half a step away from writing "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" over and over and over again in different fonts and with different capitalizations. This is gonna end badly.
  8. The12ozCurls Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 02:25


    Something tells me that "social commentary" is not Quinton's strong suit.
  9. raton Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 02:25


    I actually thought it was funny. Does that make me sick?
  10. Corrosionform Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 02:34


    I think he was asking to get fired like he has been. And came off dumb and offending as fuck in the process. What a moron. Always have been a fan , but there goes his career. Seriously.
  11. Rocky Blunt Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 02:35


    brilliant, funny shit i like rampage now
  12. rngeorgeh Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 02:38


    Rampage is a fucktard who usually gets away with it 'cuz he's funny; not so much anymore....
  13. El Guapo Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 02:47


    Fake! 'Page don't fuck with white girls, nawmsayin, only super submissive Japaneazy ones.
  14. The12ozCurls Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 02:52


    Yes - A male assailant attempts rape on a woman. Woman turns out to be a dude who then rapes assailant. There is a ski mask, penile bighting, and attemtped man on man anal rape. Funny? If you're in to snuff films, i guess. Raton - you need help. lol
  15. J. Spaceman Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 02:57


    What?! No article about Ubereem yet? Don’t you have that one on file? Check right between the “Kimbo Crushes Another Can” and “Bob Sapp Embarrasses Himself Again” templates.
  16. Clyde Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 02:58


    Agreed Taco, satire of the highest calibre. You think you gon get up in some white bitch pussy an erything be all cool like, then some cracker dude be trying to fuck a brother in the ass then bust shots at y'all on top o that shit. Story of my life too Page. Although the article title is a bit misleading as Rampage only shows us how to get raped by a transsexual.
  17. The12ozCurls Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 03:03


    Transsexual? I believe the politically correct term is "DRAG QUEEN" you insensitive hump. It would be like calling a midget a dwarf. Totally uncalled for Clyde.
  18. ytrebil Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 03:05


    The new Bob Sapp?
  19. RwilsonR Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 03:42


    @ J.Spaceman - CP must just think the Overeem news was so expected it isn't actually news.
  20. Alan K Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 04:01


    I'll get the popcorn.
  21. fatbellyfrank Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 04:59


    jesus H Christ, is this enough proof that Rampage is now officially batshit crazy?
  22. oc in this bitch Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 05:14


    nice.basically he just said fuck u dana and the UFC.only one with balls i like it
  23. SquidInk Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 05:17


    I'm so sick of this guy. I'd rather read a 500-page novel written in crayon by Junie Browning than to hear about Rampage again.
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  25. I Know Nothing Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 06:05


    I thought it was funny
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  27. The12ozCurls Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 07:44


    Sounds delicious - I'll bring the 6 pack of chicks
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  29. SonOfSerbia Says:

    Wed, 04/04/12 - 11:34


    Ron Artest vs Rampage Jackson in the WWE.. crazy vs insane...make it happen Vince McMahon!
  30. BaghdadBob Says:

    Thu, 04/05/12 - 06:50


    Speechless
  31. Fatty McDickbutts Says:

    Thu, 04/05/12 - 08:11


    Life. Changed. Forever.
  32. Fatty McDickbutts Says:

    Thu, 04/05/12 - 08:18


    Rampage can't afford to have sex with Tigers anymore after his purse-cut and loss to Bader.
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    Thu, 04/05/12 - 11:59


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