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WTF?! Video of the Day: When You Don’t Vote, You End Up in a Kumite Deathmatch With Tim Kennedy

The Ranger Up crew are known for two things: making hilarious/awesome t-shirts and making hilarious/awesome/creepy videos starring either Tim Kennedy or Jorge Rivera. They’ve parodied everything from Monty Python to Katy Perry, but more often than not, their videos amount to little more than a dose of anti-Michael Bisping propganda. We would be quick to declare these videos an undeniable success had they not severely backfired on Bisping’s opponents in each instance, but they were at least moderately entertaining in failure nonetheless.

And today, Kennedy and the gang have decided to shift their focus from that of public humiliation to that of social responsibility. We’re talking about voting, people. It kicks ass. And regardless of your stance on the candidates at hand, the economy, gay rights, abortion, or having binders full of women, you should probably vote, because if you don’t, you could end up like the poor gentlemen above.

Personally, I will be penciling in my vote for Al Donnelly this year, because I’ve been told that since both voting and Al Donnelly kick ass, when you put the two together, you’ve got yourself some kick ass shit. That’s all the motivation I could ever really need.

-J. Jones

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Maine Blazer- October 18, 2012 at 1:05 pm
Gary Johnson for the mother fuckin win.
rpn452- October 18, 2012 at 12:58 pm
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
intercept440- October 18, 2012 at 12:09 pm
fuck obama and fuck romney two these both shitty candidates they will both fuck the country so hard it will amount to prison for by far the better choice
BigPhil- October 18, 2012 at 9:56 am
Haha. The pretty girl is Tim's wife.
Hill-Billy- October 17, 2012 at 11:37 pm

I see now what your gripe is. You're under 21 and you feel all bent because it's illegal for you to drink.

Well then yeah, you better get out there and vote for the guy who is gonna legalize drinking for the under 21. Oh, wait... Yeah that guy doesn't exist.

Anyhow the under 21 won't be under 21 forever. Even if you wait till you are 21 to start drinking (like pretty much no American teenager does!) you'll have plenty of time to drink, believe me.

And yeah those other groups you mention whine way too much. Life isn't supposed to be easy no matter what color you are or who you sleep with. It really is set up so that most people will have to spend their productive years working to have a decent lifestyle. If we were all rich and happy no one would do all the crap that needs doing and the whole thing would fall apart.

So remember that as you get older. If you want to be an unusual success you have to be unusually ambitious, disciplined, and being smart doesn't hurt although it isn't really required. Live smaller than you need to and put some of the money you earn to work for you and you'll be amazed what you can do.

Carlos Conned It- October 17, 2012 at 8:31 pm
I miss good Ole George Dubya Bush. He was by far the best president the U.S. has ever had... But I say that mainly because I dont live in the U.S. so he provided countless hours of entertainment!
Pen Fifteen- October 17, 2012 at 8:20 pm
Good point, Hill-Billy. Minorities, gays, women, people under 21, etc. have never been discriminated against by federal policy. They really should stop bitching and pull themselves up by the bootstraps, so we can start addressing the real problems in this country, like why you have to pay your workers minimum wage, or why so many poor assholes feel they're entitled to a free education, or why slavery is illegal.
Hill-Billy- October 17, 2012 at 6:54 pm
Oh Really Pen fifteen?

when was the last time the federal government passed legislation aimed at 'fucking' minorities, gays, women or any other group that you feel is so wronged by the system?

Not in my lifetime. No matter who has been in charge the government has always been passing laws that HELP these groups. I would say without hesitation that minorities have more rights, legal protections, and opportunity in the USA than in the vast majority of other countries.

I'm more concerned that we waste so much time, effort, and money in these seemingly endless election cycles than we do actually trying to fix and major problems. Every time something we've been neglecting bubbles to the top of the public debate and people demand our leaders fix it, they say 'Well... of course we're gonna fix it. But right it's time to play DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS!!! Everyone run to your side and start calling the other side names, Oh, and don't forget to contribute money to your team captains!'
Pen Fifteen- October 17, 2012 at 6:01 pm
These "general" campaigns are never that general. No matter what, old people, white people, and rich people will vote in disproportionate numbers, so get-out-the vote campaigns tend to target the young, the poor, and racial minorities, the people who are routinely fucked worst by federal policy.
RwilsonR- October 17, 2012 at 5:52 pm
I've never understood general 'get out the vote' efforts. For specific candidates or issues... sure. But general P-Diddy advocated "Vote or Die" efforts... why? Why would we possibly want to motivate people to vote who are too damn lazy to care in the first place?
Landulf- October 17, 2012 at 5:35 pm
When you make a video calling out Michael Bisping, Michael Bisping will get pissed off. When Michael Bisping gets pissed off, he will knee you in the face illegally. When Michael Bisping knees you in the face illegally, he'll win a fight against you. When Michael Bisping wins a fight against you, you'll be beaten up in your next fight by an angry Cypriot man. When you get beaten up by an angry Cypriot man, they make you fight a ginger next. When you fight a ginger, being in close contact with him gives you gingervitis and you are forced to retire from MMA.
Mr_Misanthropy- October 17, 2012 at 5:22 pm
Um... I'd like, uh, some of that, uh, broken glass stuff on mu hand ropes, uh... well, it only seems fair if we both have it, you know...
agentsmith- October 17, 2012 at 4:32 pm
Gobbleston- October 17, 2012 at 3:37 pm
"Metal Gear!?"