The Ranger Up crew are known for two things: making hilarious/awesome t-shirts and making hilarious/awesome/creepy videos starring either Tim Kennedy or Jorge Rivera. They’ve parodied everything from Monty Python to Katy Perry, but more often than not, their videos amount to little more than a dose of anti-Michael Bisping propganda. We would be quick to declare these videos an undeniable success had they not severely backfired on Bisping’s opponents in each instance, but they were at least moderately entertaining in failure nonetheless.
And today, Kennedy and the gang have decided to shift their focus from that of public humiliation to that of social responsibility. We’re talking about voting, people. It kicks ass. And regardless of your stance on the candidates at hand, the economy, gay rights, abortion, or having binders full of women, you should probably vote, because if you don’t, you could end up like the poor gentlemen above.
Personally, I will be penciling in my vote for Al Donnelly this year, because I’ve been told that since both voting and Al Donnelly kick ass, when you put the two together, you’ve got yourself some kick ass shit. That’s all the motivation I could ever really need.
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commentsI see now what your gripe is. You're under 21 and you feel all bent because it's illegal for you to drink.
Well then yeah, you better get out there and vote for the guy who is gonna legalize drinking for the under 21. Oh, wait... Yeah that guy doesn't exist.
Anyhow the under 21 won't be under 21 forever. Even if you wait till you are 21 to start drinking (like pretty much no American teenager does!) you'll have plenty of time to drink, believe me.
And yeah those other groups you mention whine way too much. Life isn't supposed to be easy no matter what color you are or who you sleep with. It really is set up so that most people will have to spend their productive years working to have a decent lifestyle. If we were all rich and happy no one would do all the crap that needs doing and the whole thing would fall apart.
So remember that as you get older. If you want to be an unusual success you have to be unusually ambitious, disciplined, and being smart doesn't hurt although it isn't really required. Live smaller than you need to and put some of the money you earn to work for you and you'll be amazed what you can do.
when was the last time the federal government passed legislation aimed at 'fucking' minorities, gays, women or any other group that you feel is so wronged by the system?
Not in my lifetime. No matter who has been in charge the government has always been passing laws that HELP these groups. I would say without hesitation that minorities have more rights, legal protections, and opportunity in the USA than in the vast majority of other countries.
I'm more concerned that we waste so much time, effort, and money in these seemingly endless election cycles than we do actually trying to fix and major problems. Every time something we've been neglecting bubbles to the top of the public debate and people demand our leaders fix it, they say 'Well... of course we're gonna fix it. But right it's time to play DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS!!! Everyone run to your side and start calling the other side names, Oh, and don't forget to contribute money to your team captains!'
These "general" campaigns are never that general. No matter what, old people, white people, and rich people will vote in disproportionate numbers, so get-out-the vote campaigns tend to target the young, the poor, and racial minorities, the people who are routinely fucked worst by federal policy.
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