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(Just another day researching hard-hitting stories here at the CP offices.) 

Arianny Celeste is officially a triple threat. Not only can she strike a pose with the best of them, but she can sing the roof off the rafters. And now….this.

Cast as “Japanese schoolgirl” in the latest video by electro pop band Manufactured Superstars, Ms. Celeste turns in a performance that will surely go down as the single greatest piece of acting in a four minute party sequence of all time. Simply put, it brought tears to my penis eyes. As for the music itself, well, it roughly reminds me of something I’d come upon if I happened to be playing Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, so make what you want of that, and join us below for the video.

Manufactured Superstars – “Silver Splits the Blue” 

Now that you’ve punctured both your eardrums with a spork, check out something mildly more entertaining– a drunk Quinton Jackson slapping a fan in the face outside of a club. The fan said it was by request, but we think he may have asked Quinton when that album of his was dropping.

And now for something completely different

Set to take on Ben Rothwell at UFC 145, Brendan Schuab recently took a little time to go ghost hunting with the crew of Ghost Show #315, or the creatively titled Ghost Adventures, which airs on the Travel Channel. Though it is only a preview of the upcoming episode, we’re going to go ahead and take a guess at what happens over the course of the actual show.

1. Three to four chairs will either creek or tip over.
2. Wind will be passed off as a paranormal encounter.
3. Grown men will wander around in the darkness, repeatedly asking/shouting questions that never get answered.
4. They will conclude that the building they entered was in fact haunted.

Thrilling stuff.

-J. Jones

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SnackDaddy- March 19, 2012 at 7:11 am
What a faggy song and video...
Susan B. Sandwiches- March 18, 2012 at 8:20 pm
Best picture of Chandella I've ever seen.
TellaTruth- March 17, 2012 at 12:15 pm
Purple Spits the White
Crazy Croat- March 17, 2012 at 12:11 pm
CHECK OUT my hype promo for Mir vs Velasquez ! it's UFC style !
Alan K- March 17, 2012 at 10:58 am
That fight was clearly fixed. For shame, Rampage, for shame.
fightfan- March 16, 2012 at 4:54 pm
How do you make one fo them "valid" spirit communicators. Not that there'd be any fake spirit communicators out there.
fightfan- March 16, 2012 at 4:42 pm
And they call that horseshit "reality tv"? Same scripted shows as there were 30 years ago....they simply "create" and act out something to make it look like it was taped live or in real time.

And did I hear that douchebag right? A "valid" spirit communicator. OMFG! What validates it is the "intelligent responses"(WITH ENHANCED AUDIO) from the, ahem, "ghost" Really, cmon, these shows get worse and worse each year
Get Off Me- March 16, 2012 at 4:19 pm
I think Condit asked Diaz to slap him when they fought as well.
FightZen- March 16, 2012 at 3:30 pm
That's the most offense 'Page has out together in a long time. Good to see the "old Rampage" back in action!
wilcoxbullies- March 16, 2012 at 3:30 pm
Is this the song Buffalo Bill was listening to in his basement when he tucked his dick? "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."
Fried Taco- March 16, 2012 at 3:28 pm
Weird, while watching that last video, I swear I saw a shadow pass by out of the corner of my eye. I was just... whoa, something just touched me! Oh my god! And now it's getting really cold! Shit, I'm getting out of here, dude!
Fried Taco- March 16, 2012 at 3:25 pm
Ha-ha! They cast her as a Japanese school-girl cuz she has no ass!!