
(This is how a real Christian does product endorsement)
So we know that the first thing you thought when you heard that UFC light heavyweight champion Jon Jones has signed a ground breaking global sponsorship deal with Nike was, “gee, I wonder what professional wrestler and Chael Sonnen bff CM Punk thinks about all of this?” Well, turns out that the straight-edge character-actor/athlete may not be a big fan of Nike’s decision.
On August 8th, CM Punk tweeted, “Let’s reward more drunk drivers with endorsement deals! #responsibility” he tweeted. Now, this is only circumstantial, but the timing of the tweet, along with Mr. Punk’s own fanboy-ness status in the sport of MMA makes us think that he was referring to Jones and his new Nike deal.
You see, shortly after his last title defense last spring, Jones was arrested for an alleged DWI after crashing his Bentley into a tree. He’s currently still dealing with that legal situation.
So, Jones appears to have messed up and yet he continues to make a living. Perhaps C to the M cannot abide that injustice.
After all, he and his character in the WWE advocate a straight-edge lifestyle that does not include drinking or drugs. Its a good thing that Punk’s friend Sonnen wasn’t drinking when he was laundering money and snitching on other criminals because then the WWE star may have had a problem with Sonnen trying to move beyond his mistakes and continue to make money for his family.
What do you think, nation? Is CM Punk just being a hater here or does he have a legitimate point and I’m just grumpy because I’m writing about what a guy who pretends to fight has to say about a guy who actually fights on a Friday afternoon?








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commentsAs for the article, who cares, really who cares? How many of you drunken rednecks (citing Floyd Mayweather on this) have not downed a ton of cheap American beer and proceeded to stumble into your dual exhaust pickup truck and drive home? The guy screws up once, it makes him a human being with insanely long arms. It's not like children actually go "Well fuck, to be just like Jon Jones I have to get a DUI." instead of "Well fuck, to be just like Jon Jones I have to beat the shit out of a deaf guy, only to get the win taken away because he couldn't sign "I give up" fast enough and ate a few 12-6 elbows."
Or maybe you should.. if you can afford to wreck your bentley... but then you might get an endorsement outta it... sooo that'll probably pay for another bentley... and... uhh you know...
Thanks CM Punk. I had that shit all wrong. You're right. Nike should endorse Mother Theresa instead.
Regional sponsorships have happened before, but Jones is the first global athlete for Nike (i.e. adds featuring him will be everywhere, products will be marketed with his name and image; etc.)
As for those people making the role model argument (no one here, so pardon the rant): Forgive me if I'm harping on this, but the guy wasn't appointed a bible camp counselor- he's pitching sweat shop produced clothing. If you want the guy selling $150 sweat shop produced sneakers raising your kids, well, that explains why your kids are such messed up little brats.
I was watching UFC 134 last night and after The Shpider made a mockery of Yushin Okami's attempt to do the man-dance with him I noticed that he had a swoosh on his shirt along with the BK logo and whatever other one's were present. I assume this means that he is sponsored by Nike as well and must have had the deal before BonJonsi. Anybody know the particulars?
I've heard the Deep Recesses of Sonnen's Ass has it's own power grid, emergency back up generator, game room, trophy case, jacuzzi, sauna, marble counter-topped gourmet kitchen with modern stainless steel appliances, pizza oven, and in wall surround sound entertainment all recently installed and billed to Crown Plumbing, LLC.
That's just the word on the street...
-Morons Everywhere.
You know who the greatest linebacker in the history of the NFL was? Lawrence Taylor. You know what his hobbies off the field were? Cocaine and hookers. Does that diminish his on field accomplishments at all whatsoever? Absolutely not.
I guess he still gets wi-fi that deep in the recesses of Sonnen's ass?
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