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YAMMA: It’s No Thunderdome

(YAMMA 1′s official fight card. Click for larger image. Bro-grabs to BloodyElbow.)

You should seriously check out YAMMA’s official website. Like, now — drop whatever you’re doing and gaze upon the unbelievable tackiness of this ill-fated promotion. First of all, the slogan: “On the streets it’s against the law / In the pit it is the law,” which sounds like the tagline to every shitty Steven Seagal flick ever made. There’s also that amazing bullet-pointed list on the homepage: “The new fighting surface offers NO escape, NO give and NO mercy!” Is it quicksand? It’s quicksand, isn’t it.

The superfights should provide some decent entertainment value, in a used-up-whore-who-now-has-to-give-it-away-for-cheap kind of way, but that heavyweight tournament is gonna be brutal. Can you imagine sitting through seven matches of these bloated journeymen slapping up against each other?

The only way we’ll become fans of YAMMA is if it looks like this:

And honestly, what are the chances of that?

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Mr. B- March 6, 2008 at 12:41 pm
"George Bush should fight Chuck Lidell On June 7th, He’s undefeated too!!!"

Sounds like a good idea. We just have to ratify the 28th Amendment.

It will be known either as the "Thunderdome Amendment".

The 29th Amendment will be: "Bust a deal, face the wheel".
BIG CHRIS- March 6, 2008 at 6:44 am
George Bush should fight Chuck Lidell On June 7th, He's undefeated too!!!
tim sylvia's pussy- March 6, 2008 at 2:05 am
I love how they are calling it the most exciting MMA competition ever...
S. Blake- March 5, 2008 at 11:03 pm
I like the bullet that states...

•The fiercest battles ever... lie ahead.

I find that funny. Anyone?
Kimbo's Lice- March 5, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Dude...1:08-2:20. That guy owns Bruce Buffer's *ass*.