MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Yet Another Example of the Economic Inequalities Endemic to Combat Sports


(Small man, big money.)

It was announced today that boxing superstar Floyd Mayweather Jr. will pocket a very-real $20 million for fake-fighting “Big Show” at WrestleMania XXIV in Orlando on March 30. Let’s put that figure into perspective: $20,000,000 is 40 times more than the UFC’s highest-paid star, Chuck Liddell, made for real-fighting Wanderlei Silva. It’s 166 times more than Anderson Silva made for his last title defense. If you laid every one of those dollars end-to-end, it would stretch from Mayweather’s ass to the back of the garage he keeps his Bentleys in.

“Wrestling takes care of business right on the spot,” Mayweather said in the AP article. “There’s no waiting three, four, five months. Quick results, quick money. Quick big money, too.” And at the press conference, this happened:

Mayweather incited the couple hundred of already hyped fans at Staples Center by whipping out a thick wad of cash and repeatedly tossing $100, $50 and $20 bills into the crowd that had nearly as many women as men.

A mad scramble ensued, with a light pole nearly getting knocked over and two small children caught in the chaos.

As Mayweather’s manager Leonard Ellerbe very astutely put it, “Either I’m going to be a genius with this or I’m the biggest idiot.” Hey, why not both?

One of the most embarrassing aspects of pro wrestling (and there are many) is that it forces men to trash-talk about a fight that isn’t even real. A WrestleMania XXIV preview on WWE.com quotes Big Show as saying “At WrestleMania, I’m going to show you that wrestling can hurt…Look at the size of my fist. It’s the size of your head. Once you get a load of this, it’s ‘BOOM!’ You’re out.” Paul? Something tells me you’re going to lose this one.

Let’s hope this doesn’t distract Floyd from his budding MMA career. Oh, you already forgot about that, didn’t you?

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ICUH8N- March 3, 2008 at 4:23 am
UFC fighters are underpaid period!!!... Yes wrestling is fake, everyone knows that, so why complain about it? They make money for acting, just like actors make money for making movies, which are also fake, ITS ENTERTAINMENT... I don't watch it, but I also don't complain about it. Don't like it, don't watch it, why is that so hard?
A Gorilla on Crack- February 27, 2008 at 8:16 am
Mayweather is going to get paid more for fake fighting The Big Show than Alexander Fleming would if he'd worked for 1000 years. And Fleming completely changed the world forever, with his dicovery of penecillin. He saved millions of lives for genertations and generations. What has the world come to?

With that I have to say: **** Mayweather, **** WWE and **** WWE fans. I am fed up with this staged macho soap opera BS.

We now return you to your regular broadcast.
a major stoner- February 26, 2008 at 8:28 pm
^they did...i would fake-fight Big Show for $20 million
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