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Yoshihiro Akiyama Marries Fine-Ass Japanese Supermodel

(Quit faking it, girl.  We all know books aren’t funny.)

Some big changes in Yoshihiro Akiyama’s life lately.  First he signs with the UFC and holds press conferences in both Japan and Korea to trumpet the move, but he also just got married to Japanese supermodel Shiho Yano, commonly known in her home country simply as “Shiho” or “Charismatic Shiho.”  

According to the Korea Times, Shiho said of the union, “I’m comfortable to be with Akiyama.  I’m grateful I met him.”  Awwww.  Isn’t that…sort of nice.

Akiyama, who is rumored to be making his Octagon debut at UFC 100 this summer, possibly against Dream fighter-slayer Alan Belcher, joins a long and storied list of famous pro athletes who marry supermodels.  Naturally, upon hearing the news, we rushed right out onto the information superhighway to find arousing photos of Akiyama’s new wife.  The results were somewhat disappointing.  Apparently in Japan they don’t require their models to strip down the way we do, which is their loss.  Someone should tell them that chicks who want to get rich and famous off their looks will do almost anything

Instead there are a lot of shots of her in sweaters, walking places and looking cute and happy.  Who wants to see that?  Even the noted internet pervs at Fightlinker couldn’t dig up anything with much skin.  Thanks for nothing, fashion photographers of Japan. You just had to keep things classy.

Here are some of our favorites anyway.  I mean, she fine.  No disputing that.  But the Japanese have a whole island of fine Asian women, and this is what they do with them?  What a waste.

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Chinstroker- March 13, 2009 at 1:10 am
@ fuckanosama

Haha, true. I'm not american though.

Not all ass-raping giant demon octopus aliens look alike.
PurplePickle- March 12, 2009 at 7:00 pm
You have got to love Japanese pop culture. Supermodels are conservatively dressed and bare little, meanwhile anime schoolgirls are repeatedly ass raped by giant demon octopus aliens.
Frank Mur- March 12, 2009 at 12:03 pm
I Love bitches!
smashfacekillah- March 12, 2009 at 11:26 am
@2009 Hey I dont think white chicks are hot. I do make an exception for some dark skin Brunettes but blonde over blue eh just not for me. So there it is "white chicks arent hot".
Anonymous- March 12, 2009 at 11:25 am
Hey CP, you can always go to - just pick one and pretend it's She-Ho. They're all the same.
fuckanosama- March 12, 2009 at 11:19 am
"Not all white girls look alike."

Well, generally the ability to distinguish between members of different ethnic groups is a function of how used you are to actually seeing people who look like that, so Chinese and Japanese people (in China & Japan) often think all white people look alike and so on.

Here in America though, we mostly have all kinds of people, so when you hear comments you like that you can bet they're coming from our slow white brethren out in fly-over country.
Brandon- March 12, 2009 at 11:00 am
She is very hot.

That is all.
Black- March 12, 2009 at 10:48 am
@ Chinstroker

Your mom and sister look the same to me when I'm banging them.
Chinstroker- March 12, 2009 at 10:40 am
Not all white girls look alike.
Clark Kent Jab- March 12, 2009 at 10:37 am
@ 2009

Good point. but u didn't mention how if someone is attracted to an asian or black chick, they must have "yellow" or "jungle" fever. I guess there's no fever for liking white chicks.

@ T Rex

No buddy, maybe The Bens just have pretty girl fever.
2009 - March 12, 2009 at 10:29 am
It's interesting how when there are pics of yellow, brown or black chicks and some idiots don't approve of them, (even though they could probably never get girls like them) and say "asian women aren't hot".
But if it's a white chick, they just say "she's not hot" and not "white chicks aren't hot" They look at one pic or example and judge everyone else of the same culture.
Smarten up morons.
rokabee- March 12, 2009 at 10:14 am
I luh u long time.
Gangsta Lean- March 12, 2009 at 10:05 am
if anyone knows about doing "almost anything" for cash its Japanese models. have any of you even googled "eel soup"?
I- March 12, 2009 at 9:57 am
Fenix is right. No fine ass girl here. Pretty weak. By the way, asian women are not hot. They just aren't Sorry.
Noodles- March 12, 2009 at 9:56 am
@ Little Dan

Actually, she can do a lot better than him. He's not the best looking character.
Most fighters are pretty damn ugly unless their initials are GSP.
But their lifespan for careers are pretty similar.
Both Fighters and Models careers are in their primes at 18 years old to 36 years old (give or take a few years.)

@ T Rex

Ain't nothing wrong with yellow fever.
T Rex- March 12, 2009 at 9:52 am
The Bens must have yellow fever.
Fenix- March 12, 2009 at 9:49 am
She's cute, thats about it. I'd bang her. Not a "Fine-Ass" girl though.
Little Dan- March 12, 2009 at 9:37 am
Alright, she's hot but is this really newsworthy? Also he could probably do better, say a nice hot American who's bush doesn't look like Clay Guida's head! Most Japanese women are just not into shaving, I don't get it. Anyway can't wait for him to come to the UFC though.
Aaron- March 12, 2009 at 9:34 am
Body yay, face meh.
Spinning L-Bow- March 12, 2009 at 9:33 am
@ Fenix

She's pretty hot dude. If that doesn't get u off, maybe Shinya's pics can.
Batman- March 12, 2009 at 9:30 am
If CagePotato wants sexy Japanese in schoolgirl outfits, they have to look no further than Aoki.
Dave W- March 12, 2009 at 9:28 am
I can't wait for Akiyama to make his UFC debut. He's fun to hate in Japan but I'm actually gonna be rooting for him this time.
His girl is pretty hot.
Dr. Gonzo- March 12, 2009 at 9:26 am
Most Japaneese girl that have straight teeth look fine
CanadianProduce- March 12, 2009 at 9:25 am
Um...she doesn't look like a cartoon to me. Am I missing something here?
Fenix- March 12, 2009 at 9:23 am
Question. Where is this "Fine-Ass" girl you speak of?