(Free shirt goes to whoever can pick out Dan Hardy.)
This past weekend, the 21st annual K-9 Trials went down. What are the K-9 Trials you ask? Well, they are like the Westminster Dog Show, only points are awarded on each dog’s ability to tear you limb from limb. This year, UFC fighters Forrest Griffin, Stephan Bonnar, Dan Hardy, and Frank Mir got in on the action, because when presented the opportunity to be mauled by a dog, who wouldn’t jump?
The highlight of the show without a doubt was Stephan Bonnar, who decided to goad the mongrel with the old “You’ll never take me alive!” routine. Leave it to this man to find it necessary to upstage a dog. Will someone get “The American Psycho” a role on CSI or whatever they’re casting UFC fighters for these days? I have a feeling that Frank Mir, on the other hand, secretly wants to end the dog’s life for attempting to make him look foolish. Or, at the least, make him eat some vomit.