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Your Daily Dose of Manitude: Don Frye’s Inside MMA Outtakes

Once again, our boy ZombieProphet over at IronForgesIron has come through with an awesome bit off MMA related goodness to help your work day along. Today, we have the musings of Mustache Kinglife advice expert, and former UFC fighter Don Frye from yesterday’s Halloween themed episode of Inside MMA.

Donning the most appropriate Halloween costume imaginable in Magnum P.I., Frye provided us with more gems in a minute than most of us can come up with in a lifetime:

On retiring from MMA: “You get to the point where you retire after every match…the only person who’s retired more than me is Terry Funk.”

On the general temperature of the Inside MMA set: “It’s a little cold in here. My lucky charms are freezing.”

On a particularly nasty cut: “It looked like he was hiding underneath the bleachers of a tampon factory.”

On attractive women: “…saw some girls so beautiful, I’d drag my pecker through a mile of broken glass just to stand in the shadow of the last guy that banged her.”

On his epic mustache: “It takes me about an hour to shave it off each morning.”

On other top mustaches: “You got Sean Connery…you got Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, Sam Elliot, and I think old Nancy Grace has got a heady one there, too.”

Will someone get this man a broadcasting job? Surely the UFC has room for him somewhere. And speaking of mustaches, don’t forget that if you want to be a part of our Movember festivities, then today is the day to shave them son’ bitches off! Ladies too!!


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Rob Himself- November 24, 2011 at 10:22 am
Don Frye... I remember the first time he fought in UFC and destroyed everyone wicked quick! This was when he weighed 205 lbs. and everyone he faced was larger than he was. If you listen to him in the post interview after winning the tournament, his voice was normal! (growth hormones were in there somewhere after this)Then along comes a bigger chemical-beast, named Mark Coleman...
Frye "The Predator" will always be my all-time favorite. Plus, who knew the motherfucker was funny!?
I must say though MMA from the start (93') to about 2003-2005 or so, is not the same. It's not. Back when it was Predator, The Beast, Tank,Shamrock,Randy"The Natural", Coleman- back in that era it was wild, untamed,almost like tuffman tournaments without weight-classes. Now it''s lost something dammit! That spark is gone! Nobody, except GSP and Anderson Silva can hold onto a belt for more than two minutes these days. I understand there's alot of talent and new and hungry motherfuckers out there, but what the fuck!? What is it, if a dude loses around three fights in a row, he may be out? Like I said times are different.
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coloradored- November 1, 2011 at 5:55 pm
you guys that whant to get drunk with this horny bastard are out of your mind..good luck when his strong ass holds you down and does you know what to you's..
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Spicymeatball- November 1, 2011 at 2:27 pm
Don Frye takes shits bigger than Kenny Rice.
skeletor- November 1, 2011 at 1:59 pm
My mothers dead
Richard Fitzentite- November 1, 2011 at 1:53 pm
He started off the show by pretending to be a Don Fry "Look Alike". He says something like "I'm from Columbus, I drive the short bus down there and those goofy fuckers love it everytime I pump the brakes." That's all he gets out before Kenny Rice cuts him off. I'm confident that goofy fuckers = retarded school children.
Also pretty sure that the "hot girl" quote had "stand in shadow and jack off" somewhere in there.
Don a boss.
lenoz- November 1, 2011 at 1:44 pm
Thanks Dookie. Answered my question before I asked it. In other news, I've got to try and remember that "beautiful girls" quote word-by-word.
DookieShorts- November 1, 2011 at 1:34 pm is the Samuel Quito/Pele fight. The cut happens right after the 10:30 mark, however, I can't tell what the hell caused it.
intercept440- November 1, 2011 at 1:33 pm
i agree would be fun to get drunk and listen to his stories
DangadaDang- November 1, 2011 at 1:09 pm
If you happened to come across that photo I sent your mother you would realize how incorrect that statement is.
Kid Clam Curtains- November 1, 2011 at 1:03 pm
Fuck that guy is cool. I'd pay money to drink cheap beer with him and listen to his stories.
skeletor- November 1, 2011 at 12:50 pm
What the fuck is going on here?
Danga you are not even close to half the man it takes to write anything about Don Frye. CP get your shit together