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Zoila Frausto Gurgel Thinks Mothafuckas Forgot About Zoila Frausto Gurgel, Has Something to Say

Zoila Frausto Gurgel is the goddamn champion of the world, and don’t you forget it. PicProps:  Zoila’s FaceBook, because we’re down like that.

Bellator 66 went down in Cleveland, Ohio last night, and I assume someone here will recap it for you, because it was the usual entertaining show from Bellator.  We saw some great tournament action at lightweight and middleweight, plus the Alvarez-Aoki rematch that I’ve been waiting for, and all I had to do was watch MTV2.  Remember when MTV2 was started as the station for music 24/7? **sigh**

Something you didn’t see on the broadcast last night was an interview with reigning women’s 115 champion Zoila Frausto Gurgel.  You didn’t see it, because it didn’t happen.  It didn’t happen, because everyone would rather pretend that the entire women’s tournament didn’t happen.  Everyone, that is, except for Zoila Frausto Gurgel herself.  Zoila Frausto Gurgel wants you to remember it, and give her a high-five when you see her, too.  And if you don’t, Zoila Frausto Gurgel will go on social media and complain about it.

Quick recap:

*  Zoila is fucking huge at 115.  It’s understandable that she cut down for the only tournament for women in 2010, but she was obviously the Rumble Johnson of the women’s division.

*  She got a gift decision over Jessica Aguilar.  Don’t argue that with me, or I’ll punch you in all twelve of your kidneys.

*  She got a gift decision over Megumi Fujii to win the belt, and worse — ended Fujii’s epic win streak.  When MegaMegu burst into tears after the decision, it did ugly things in the heart-places of Fujii fans everywhere.

*  Since winning the 115 pound tournament, Zoila has had exactly one (1) fight, at 125 pounds.  She then tore her knee because one of those Fujii fans I mentioned a second ago finally succeeded in their voodoo experiments. Apparently it has to be a chicken with all-white feathers.

*  Gurgel started a collection to cover her medical bills from aforementioned effed-up knee.  Fans did not react well.

And after all that, Zoila wants to complain because no one gives her the respect she deserves for being a champ.

 

WHY DOESN”T SOMEONE TALK TO HER ABOUT HER BELT FOR BEING CHAMP AT 115 POUNDS?

 

 
Oh.

 

[RX]

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WTF187- April 22, 2012 at 10:53 pm
What sucks most about Zoila is her attitude. Man, this broad whines more than my 4 year old daughter. Oh, if anyone ever points out the truth about her personality or performances, she call them "haters". LOL, bitch please. I've never seen any other women fighters get this kind of criticism because they don't act like the world owns them. They shut up and they train and fight. But Zoila complains about Bellator, about needing money, about how she "won" against Aguilar and Fugi, about not getting "respect", about how tough the weight cuts were. Nobody forced you. You chose to enter the tournament and you signed on the dotted line. Plus you have no plan to even defend your 115lb belt. Strip her of her belt and kick her ass to the curb. I would rather watch women fighters like, Tate, Coenen, Rousey, LaRosa, Fugi, Aguilar, Kaufman, Davis, Young, Gaff, Daly, Tsuji, Ellis-Ward...etc. All these fighters go in there and lay it on the line. Zoila on the other hand, always has a list of excuses or complaints.
Fried Taco- April 22, 2012 at 1:06 pm
You're not really a champ until you defend your belt at least once. Bitch.
holeeball- April 22, 2012 at 1:11 am
Great. I can care less too. Really, I can.
holeeball- April 22, 2012 at 1:11 am
No just kidding.
Ballentine- April 21, 2012 at 6:25 pm
Thank your origination for not putting you out there. It would also help to improve your personality and maybe people would pay attention to you more.
El Guapo- April 21, 2012 at 3:03 pm
Oh I'll treat her like a champion alright, if you catch my drift. Champion of the world, if you know what I mean. Crown her ass royally, if y... I'll stop now.
NomadRip- April 21, 2012 at 2:30 pm
She's hot, but no Rousey.
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Wait...you still work here?
Dmonicideals- April 21, 2012 at 2:10 pm
Who? Isn't she a ring girl somewhere?
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