Tank Abbott’s Terrifying Debut Featured in ‘Ultimate Ultimate Knockouts’

Ultimate Ultimate Knockouts, a DVD collection of the all-time greatest K.O.’s in UFC history, hit stores today. Among the fighters featured are Chuck Liddell, Randy Couture, Tito Ortiz, Andrei Arlovski, Matt Hughes and Matt Serra, but the most frightening knockout on the disc comes from David “Tank” Abbott’s jaw-dropping debut against John Matua at UFC … Read more

Tank Abbott’s Terrifying Debut Featured in ‘Ultimate Ultimate Knockouts’

Ultimate Ultimate Knockouts, a DVD collection of the all-time greatest K.O.’s in UFC history, hit stores today. Among the fighters featured are Chuck Liddell, Randy Couture, Tito Ortiz, Andrei Arlovski, Matt Hughes and Matt Serra, but the most frightening knockout on the disc comes from David “Tank” Abbott’s jaw-dropping debut against John Matua at UFC … Read more

10 of the Dumbest Quotes in MMA

10. Quinton “Rampage” Jackson Quote: “When I be losing I be gettin’ my ass whupped. But when I be winnin’ I be doing the ass whuppin’!”Admittedly, Rampage has had enough funny/dumb quotes to fill a book and over 2/3rd of them contain some version of “ass whuppin’”. We’ll let this well-said overly obvious statement represent the many … Read more

‘Very Limited Number’ of UFC 83 Tickets Available to General Public

(“The first rule of Fight Club is to screw over as many fans as possible.”) The UFC had originally planned to offer tickets to UFC 83: “Serra vs. St. Pierre 2″ in three installments — UFC Fight Club members would get the first crack at ‘em on 2/3, newsletter subscribers would get their opportunity today, and the … Read more

If You’re Looking for Someone to Root Against During the UFC 81 Undercard…

(Salad-tossing dickface.) …may we humbly suggest Rob Emerson? As mentioned earlier, the Ultimate Fighter 5 alum faces fellow lightweight Keita Nakamura in the undercard of the event that definitely does not feature Cheick Kongo and Heath Herring. What you may not know is that before he went on TUF — and was submitted by Nate Diaz, lost a decision to Corey … Read more

CagePotato Exclusive Interview: Roy “Big Country” Nelson

We may have missed it at the live show, but home viewers who kept HDNet on after Ryan Schultz’s shocking defeat of Chris Horodecki at the IFL’s World Grand Prix witnessed the pre-recorded heavyweight championship match, where the charmingly chubby Roy “Big Country” Nelson became the IFL’s first 265-pound title-holder with a stunning knockout victory over … Read more

Randy Couture’s Cauliflower Ear Gives Riveting Performance on ‘The Unit’

Wow. Just look at that thing. My goodness. As for Randy himself, I gotta be honest and say this was one of those “don’t resign from your day job”-type situations. As an actor, he enunciates every word in a very unnatural sort of way (no pun intended). Plus, he’s got those horribly disfigured ears. I just don’t … Read more

Escort of the Day: Edith Larente

Hey guys, you know who isn’t a prostitute? Paulo Filho. But do you know who quite possibly might have been one in the past? According to FightLinker.com and this reliable forum thread on MyTerb.com (a review site devoted to Toronto hookers), new French-Canadian UFC ring girl Edith Larente used to be employed by both Eleganza Escorts and Devilish Escorts (”All our Girls are Guaranteed … Read more

Top Ten Worst Cauliflower Ears

Honorable Mention: Pat Miletich  10. Frank Trigg  9. Matt Hughes 8. Antonio Rogerio Nogueira  7. Wanderlei Silva (right, seen with Chuck Liddell)  6. Paulo Fihlo  5. Dan Henderson  4. Frankie Edgar 3. BJ Penn 2. Kazushi Sakuraba 1. Randy Couture (Below) A close-up of our #1. Any we left out?  Leave thoughts and links in the … Read more

Ring Girls

Co-host Tiffany Fallon was the greatest knockout to ever be featured on IFL Battleground. Though the former Playboy Playmate of the Year may not be returning for the 2008 season, she’ll be appearing as a castmember on NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice, which premieres tomorrow night at 9 p.m. ET/8 p.m. CT. Tune in to see if she can outlast Tito Ortiz with … Read more