The chances of Shaquille O’Neal taking on Chuck Liddell in an MMA match? Still not very good. But it seems that Sweaty Shaq has another fighter in his sights these days: “The big boy that knocked out Jose Canseco.” O’Neal has been training hard at The 6 Levels, and wants to avenge the reputation of American pro athletes by whupping Hong Man Choi after he retires from basketball in a year or two. We hope DREAM is still around by then to put this match together, because it sounds like the ultimate freak-fight. Shaq already has a way with trash-talking Asian opponents, and with Bob Sapp’s star power fading, someone needs to fill the role of “huge crazy black guy who fights in Japan and beats up cardboard cutouts.” Anyway, Shaq vs. HMC: Who takes it and how?