(“Well, this little red-and-white number is my killing shirt, and if you see it, that usually means this is your last day on earth.”)
The UFC held a conference call today hyping UFC 148: Silva vs. Sonnen 2 (you can listen to the full audio here), and somebody replaced the normally composed and respectful Anderson Silva with a murderous, rage-fueled psychopath. Fed up with all of Chael Sonnen‘s bullshit over the last couple years, Silva unleashed a torrent of chilling threats during the call that went beyond the usual boundaries of trash-talk, and were totally out-of-character for the smooth Burger King pitchman. Here are the highlights:
“First of all, Chael is a criminal. He’s been convicted of crimes. He doesn’t deserve to be inside the Octagon. And when the time is right, I’m going to break his face and break every one of his teeth in his mouth.”
“The playtime is over. I’m gonna beat Chael like he’s never been beat before. There’s no more talking. I know he’s on the line listening, and the game’s over. I’m going to beat his ass out of the UFC. He’s never gonna want to fight again after I’m done with him.”
“It doesn’t matter if I’m on the bottom, the side, the top, it doesn’t matter. Chael Sonnen‘s gonna get his ass kicked like he’s never gotten his ass kicked before. What I’m gonna do inside the Octagon is something that’s gonna change the image of the sport. I’m gonna beat his ass like he’s never been beaten before. I’m gonna make sure that every one of his teeth are broken, his arms are broke, his legs are broke. He’s not going to be able to walk out of the Octagon by himself. I can guarantee that. And I know that he’s listening. The game’s over. No more shit-talking. It’s on now.”
“I’m just gonna make him pay, and make him eat everything he said, not only about myself, but about our country, about everything. I’m gonna make him pay and make sure that he never disrespects any fighter — not only Brazilian [fighters], any fighter. I’m going to beat him maybe the way his parents should have beaten him to teach him some manners, because he’s disrespectful, he’s a criminal, and I’m gonna beat him up like he’s never been beat before.”
“The first time we fought, he stepped out [as] the loser, and he’s gonna step out losing again this time, the only difference is that this time he’s gonna have to go see a plastic surgeon after the fight.”
Sonnen didn’t get nearly as many opportunities to speak during the call, although he did call Silva an “amateur,” and fell back onto his old “medium rare” catchphrase.
I don’t know, guys…I think Sonnen might be seriously fucked here. Anderson Silva generally fights with an eerie calmness that highlights what a brilliantly violent destroyer of men he is. (You might call it Fedor-esque.) But an Anderson who is clearly pissed off and committed to hurting his opponent so badly that it might lead to a worldwide ban on MMA? What would that even look like? Can you really manage to break all of your opponent’s teeth and all four of his limbs before the fight is stopped? Kind of a far-fetched threat — but hey, if anybody can pull that off, it’s Silva.
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commentsGonne be a good one fo sho, and sorry Drano, my brutha from anutha mutha, I got spidey in this same as the first, BTW JDS stated he was gunna punish Mir and did, if Spidey goes to the same witch doctor, Ol teensy balls Sonnen may be in trouble.
PS, is it true Sonnen only uses TRT so he can fit more nuthuggers on his little scrotum?"
It's cool bro we can pick opposite opponents and its just a good fun competition between us always. It's those other nuthuggers out there that bother me. As always I wish you the best of luck, it will be a good fight. I will drink to your choice.
PS, is it true Sonnen only uses TRT so he can fit more nuthuggers on his little scrotum?
@dranokills I give up. You win. Go die. Eat shit. You like Chaels balls on your face. Etc. Etc...."
awwwwww does somebodys pussy hurt today? poor baby. well come back when your not a bleeding cunt, perhaps you will have balls enough to debate it. or maybe not waaaaaaa.
If Chael loses, it gets real hard to claim he's the best. Silva would refuse to fight him again, no matter what level of BS it took to avoid him.
If Silva loses, he's in the awkward position of having lost to the guy who threw shit at him and his entire country... and he's suddenly just a contender.
Neither of them will have ever trained so seriously for a fight, so no, Anderson Silva won't beat Chael Sonnen up like he's a defenseless kid.
He's an amateur trash talker I'll give him that but how can you compete with a professional conman full of T up his ass? Inconceivable.
@Clue-by-Four Youre not gonna acknowledge that he does in fact have an eerie calmness because Sonnen was winning until he lost? Youre advertently missing the point to push your Chael fandom by bragging on a fight that Chael lost by tapping. The comment section doesn't have to be mindless bullshit. We COULD talk about MMA."
there is NOTHING eerie or calm about Anderson Silva. well skilled talented MMa fighter fighter but nothing abnormal to me. Maybe your head is so far up Silva's ass you can't see anything else. But swinging from his nutsack thinking he is superman is bullshit, and perhaps YOU should practice what you preach about talking MMA. I find your lack of reality to be......typical of most every other post on the potato, sounds like you fit right in, so come down off your highhorse and just enjoy the fun.
I think Anderson is scared, hes pissed cause hes scared.
I still think Chael will beat Silva this time.
Where was that Silva during the last fight? You know, the one where Sonnen punched him in the mouth for 4 and a half rounds? Was Silva just trying to lull him in to a false sense of security by blocking all of those punched with his head?
Intriguing strategy.
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