
As expected, one little picture of Arianny Celeste kissing a genital/fruit statue really seemed to fire your imaginations. And yet, there were zero Mark Coleman references. Hmm. We’ve decided to award CagePotato t-shirts to the three best captions this photo produced. But first, some honorable mentions:
gpop727: I’m sure her father is so proud of his daughter and her healthy food choices
RWilsonR: This picture goes against all stereotypes I’ve heard about yellow penises.
OneMorePunchFujita: Brock Lesnar’s original tattoo choice.
Bob Reilly: That’s Lexington Peele right there.
Bob Reilly (again): Orange you glad she didn’t fuck banana?
And now the winners…
taco96: Arianny certainly has a type.
superflat: Arianny Celeste showing off her Grammy for “Fight to Love Me.”
TrapDoor: I bet that banana really wishes he was kissing Brittney Palmer
If you’re a winner, please send your real name, shirt-size, and mailing address to contest@cagepotato.com and we’ll hook you up ASAP. Thanks for playing!


Dang, signed up too late! My too late entry… Arianny was all too eager to model for Herb Dean’s condom line.