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Arianny Celeste Banana-Penis Caption Contest: The Winners

As expected, one little picture of Arianny Celeste kissing a genital/fruit statue really seemed to fire your imaginations. And yet, there were zero Mark Coleman references. Hmm. We’ve decided to award CagePotato t-shirts to the three best captions this photo produced. But first, some honorable mentions:

gpop727: I’m sure her father is so proud of his daughter and her healthy food choices

RWilsonR: This picture goes against all stereotypes I’ve heard about yellow penises.

OneMorePunchFujita: Brock Lesnar’s original tattoo choice.

Bob Reilly: That’s Lexington Peele right there.

Bob Reilly (again): Orange you glad she didn’t fuck banana?

And now the winners…

taco96: Arianny certainly has a type.

superflat: Arianny Celeste showing off her Grammy for “Fight to Love Me.”

TrapDoor: I bet that banana really wishes he was kissing Brittney Palmer

If you’re a winner, please send your real name, shirt-size, and mailing address to and we’ll hook you up ASAP. Thanks for playing!

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Jimmersons Glove- August 2, 2011 at 7:34 pm
Dang, signed up too late! My too late entry... Arianny was all too eager to model for Herb Dean's condom line.
Zescape- July 29, 2011 at 7:55 pm
I thought the one about Hong Man Choi being buried in the sand was a finalist for sure. I almost spit up my beer when I read that.
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OneMorePunchFujita- July 29, 2011 at 2:08 am
RWilson and Bob Reilly's should've won IMO. I didn't think mine was funny, but I figured nobody would get my original entry which was a subtle Arrested Development reference.

"There's always money making a banana stand *wink*"
ghostboner- July 29, 2011 at 1:30 am
good to see ol Rwilson is still in fine form. I also liked your's, RJack Sparrow.

If this Turkish prison had more reliable intronets, I would have entered this contest, and my caption would have been "Some clown peeled the bananis before Arianny arrived, and unfortunately the fruit now has the AIDS as a result."
ripyourfuckingheadoff- July 28, 2011 at 9:16 pm
This reminds me of when I put my round 5 arianny action figure in the cupboard

boom, t shirt?
madcowboy- July 28, 2011 at 8:11 pm
Holy $hit who were the lame ass judges of this? OOOH awww who the hell really wants to wear a cage potato t shirt? unless you need clothes! Now I know why people crack on the writers, judges on this website.. I was dumb enough to take the time to enter 10 suggestions to the caption contest and did not even make an honorable mention... I have failed in life LMFAO
Lex Talionis- July 28, 2011 at 7:49 pm
It looks like its trying to get away from her
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RSparrow- July 28, 2011 at 2:52 pm
Too edgey? Fuck off. I don't want your stupid shirt. Bring em to the expo
RSparrow- July 28, 2011 at 1:11 pm
I'm saying mine again cause it fucking destroys all of these.

knucklesamitch- July 28, 2011 at 11:43 am
why is this bitch wearing high heels at the beach?
Bob Reilly- July 28, 2011 at 11:13 am
An honourable mention is better then a kick in banana I guess.
LOKI- July 28, 2011 at 10:41 am
I wasnt paying attention to CP this week, did any one make a good 'bannana cream-pie' joke?
Drinks2Much- July 28, 2011 at 10:40 am
yeah, really lame. how "hard" could it be to "cum" up with a funny caption about a girl standing next to a big yellow penis? apparently a little too difficult. pretty fucking stupid and drug out for far too long.
Austin3210- July 28, 2011 at 10:39 am
The 2nd Bob Reilly one was funny. That's all.

Good choices. (?)
RwilsonR- July 28, 2011 at 9:49 am
Where were you two days ago humperdinkal?
humperdinkal- July 28, 2011 at 8:58 am
Arianny:"ohhh, such a big banana. I'd love to stick you up my doodoo pipe.....
Machiavelli- July 28, 2011 at 8:55 am
@ArmFarmer -Yeah that was some pretty sick shit
WK- July 28, 2011 at 8:49 am
Bob Reilly's ones were funny
But this shit is fixed harder than a PRIDE fight.
Enjoy your tainted T-Shirts, peons.
ccman- July 28, 2011 at 8:47 am
See this, i take time away and we fall apart.

My to late entry "Arianny finally finds a penis to match her ego in Jennas underwear drawer."
ArmFarmer- July 28, 2011 at 8:16 am
At least mmbb241 made me laugh. That was pretty funny.
Spitting into the wind- July 28, 2011 at 8:04 am
Man your winners straight up sucked Banana Cock. The only relatively good ones, and remember its all relative, are RwilsonR and gpop.
MMBB241- July 28, 2011 at 8:03 am
And I was hoping to not have diarrhea this morning. I guess we both have to deal.
Fried Taco- July 28, 2011 at 8:01 am
I was hoping to at least chuckle.