As expected, one little picture of Arianny Celeste kissing a genital/fruit statue really seemed to fire your imaginations. And yet, there were zero Mark Coleman references. Hmm. We’ve decided to award CagePotato t-shirts to the three best captions this photo produced. But first, some honorable mentions:
gpop727: I’m sure her father is so proud of his daughter and her healthy food choices
RWilsonR: This picture goes against all stereotypes I’ve heard about yellow penises.
OneMorePunchFujita: Brock Lesnar’s original tattoo choice.
Bob Reilly: That’s Lexington Peele right there.
Bob Reilly (again): Orange you glad she didn’t fuck banana?
And now the winners…
taco96: Arianny certainly has a type.
superflat: Arianny Celeste showing off her Grammy for “Fight to Love Me.”
TrapDoor: I bet that banana really wishes he was kissing Brittney Palmer
If you’re a winner, please send your real name, shirt-size, and mailing address to email@example.com and we’ll hook you up ASAP. Thanks for playing!