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‘Bigfoot’ Silva’s Management Respond to Fedor’s Trainer’s Claims of Use of Illegal Mind Control

(How did nobody notice this guy in the stands?)

When a story came out today by a Russian news site quoting Fedor Emelianenko‘s coach Vladimir Voronov blaming “The Last Emperor’s” loss to Antonio Silva on illegal psychological control maneuvers employed by “Bigfoot’s” camp, most of us shrugged it off as bullshit, however there might be some truth to the story.

Silva’s manager, Alex Davis posted the following admission on’s Underground forum:

“Jeez!! I got [caught!] I will have to come out with the truth now! I hired a Macumbeiro (Brazilian witch doctor) and we killed a black chicken on the crossroads. After this, over a few beers, I showed the witch doctor Fedor’s fights, and he was worried that a chicken wouldn’t be enough, so we went out and killed a black goat just to make sure! Very potent stuff! Really messed Fedor’s brain waves up! We wanted to try that other military stuff Voronov is talking about, but it’s expensive technology and we were broke! The chicken and the goat came out way cheaper. Witch doctor is a friend; [he] did it for a few beers and an autograph!”

The choice of animal makes sense, considering Fedor has been referred to as the GOAT for some time.

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BigDaddyD- February 17, 2011 at 8:33 pm
Arise, Chicken, Arise.
Now repeat after me...
I Am
Sofa King
We Todd Ed.

Ha Ha you say funny thing.
packattack22- February 17, 2011 at 12:24 pm
I love this website, keep up the good work. I lol every day I come here. The MMA online community needs the comedic outlook you guys provide. Thanks CP!
JAMES- February 17, 2011 at 12:10 pm
This article stinks.
gabbo30- February 17, 2011 at 11:59 am
Papa Shango reference....NICE
Bandito- February 17, 2011 at 11:33 am
War Papa Shango!!!!
Gorilla Monsoon- February 17, 2011 at 9:56 am
go upstairs from your basement apartment and lick your mothers balls for the rent you owe.
Hank Mardukis- February 17, 2011 at 9:45 am
Shut your bitch mouth gorilla monsoon
Harry Nips- February 17, 2011 at 9:14 am
Silva def. Fedor Rd.2 (Jedi Mind Tricks)
The Fedor nuthuggers might be more annoying and ridiculous than A. Silva's merry band of cumguzzlers.
the glza- February 17, 2011 at 9:04 am
welcome back, charles lewis!
dude- February 17, 2011 at 8:28 am
Pic is photoshopped. Look at the camera-man out side the cage, he's standing behind the witchdoctor? And look under Fedor's left knee, the witchdoctor is standing behind some dude cause you can't see the rest of his body. So that means the camera-man is standing behind these two? Camera-men usually stand where ring girls walk with the Roundcards. Nice try CP, lol!
Gorilla Monsoon- February 17, 2011 at 7:47 am
Timbo Slice- February 17, 2011 at 6:22 am
Note: Considering only 1 of them won (maybe A. Silva used Papa Shango as well to have Belfort drop his hands)
Timbo Slice- February 17, 2011 at 6:22 am
So if Belfort used Jesus and Silva used Papa Shango... does that mean Papa Shango > Jesus?
Gorilla Monsoon- February 17, 2011 at 6:03 am
Pissed My Pants Laughing seeing Poppa Shongo workin Silva's corner! too good. great stuff
lyle.D- February 17, 2011 at 5:59 am
+1 @veikka
El Famous Burrito- February 17, 2011 at 5:33 am
Why didn't you send a reporter via private jet to do in-depth research about Brazilian mind control techniques in an article quoting a joke response from Bigfoot's manager?

For shame, CP. For shame.
lesnars_tiny_pecker- February 17, 2011 at 5:29 am
I know this story is true. Yep I was slated to fight Ken Shamrock in the ufc 3.5 the wreck-a-ning and he hired a vodoo priest because I had just beaten kimo with my patened nutpunch of fury.
long story short, he stole my MOJO. you guys have never heard of me because of this. I tried to train with DanSeveren after this but because my MOJO was gone I couldn't grow a mustache so I was kicked off the team. Damn you Mojo stealer!
Jesse James Preston- February 17, 2011 at 3:41 am
I've seen it before. Fedor's camp should be thankful black liquid didn't start pouring out of his head like what Papa Shango did to the Ultimate Warrior. It is good to see that Mr. Shango is still getting work though.
bens penis- February 17, 2011 at 2:42 am
dude wtf have you forgotten about me, i aint seen nothing but your hand for a month, dont be scared homie stick it in a bitch
veikka- February 17, 2011 at 2:33 am
Anyone remember the Rashad's jedi brainwave-training shit? Not so funny now..
An Actual Professional- February 16, 2011 at 11:31 pm
Mike Russel does not handle criticism well. There's always another custard pie, my man.

An Actual Professional's comment was the best part about reading this article.
tuf guy- February 16, 2011 at 10:21 pm
Im so glad these needle dicks from cagefucktato finally opened this place up so I could get back on and tell everyone how ultimately fucking fantastic I am and how I will kick all your asses, especially that tiny dick glasses wearing freak bitch named Mike russel. what a cunt this guy is.
So glad all the cool guys who ganged up on me were run off by this lame board getting lamer, good show cagefucktardo.
Fedor is washing my dishes tonight after I showed him how to roll, and then knocked him out again.
Listen up little cunts when I get done lifting 600 pound cement blocks to warm up I am coming back to stomp ALL your asses, you have so needed this. Oh happy day!
MDMike- February 16, 2011 at 8:49 pm
I did think that when he was using an open handed choke on Fedor while he was on top. Though that wasn't legal to do, just grab and choke.
RM- February 16, 2011 at 8:14 pm
Maybe Fatdor will get 25 lbs beat out of him his next fight so he can move down a weight class..
Dave- February 16, 2011 at 7:53 pm
Habitual, Giant Gonzales died last fall, you insensitive bastard.