B.J. Penn Files Formal Complaint, Wants GSP Fined, Suspended, and Showered
(He will litigate to the death, and he is not joking about this.)
Well, he finally went and did it. After weeks of less structured, though more entertaining gripes and accusations, UFC lightweight champ B.J. Penn and his camp have filed a formal complaint with the Nevada State Athletic Commission against welterweight champ Georges St Pierre.
The Penn camp filed a twenty-page document (so take that Jackson camp, with your puny seventeen pages) detailing the complaint and outlining the consequences they’d like to see. And what are those consequences? You know the usual. They just want to see GSP, his trainers, and other as of yet unnamed parties fined $250,000, have the bout result changed to a no contest, suspend the licenses of GSP, Phil Nurse, and Greg Jackson, and force GSP to undergo pre-fight showers. Basically just the regular old stuff.
The complaint also accuses St. Pierre of “ingesting a substance” to make his body especially slippery before the fight. It makes us wish the formal hearing really does happen so we can hear Penn’s lawyer accuse GSP of drinking baby oil, and then hear GSP’s lawyer counter that baby oil is considered a delicacy in certain French-Canadian circles.
It’s in your hands now, NSAC. Please do something and put an end to this epic paperwork war.
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Blake Says:
Seriously, what does BJ think he ingested?
F'N Clownshoes Says:
Does BJ get to watch the shower?
iron helps us play Says:
i just wish this would all go away.
Evil_Superman Says:
Jack and Baby oil, may favorite.
i hate french fries Says:
maybe they just want gsp to have pre-fight showers bc he smells like a dirty frenchman.
armfarmer Says:
Damn... I was mostly just ignoring all this crap but this is really getting rediculous. BJ really can't take a loss. He never looked like he was in that fight, he wasn't agressive and didn't let his hands go at all. He needs to look at himself and what he could have done differently, not everyone else.
Batman Says:
If BJ gets to watch the shower, will he be allowed to have some oil so that he can fuck himself.
Fedor a million ankles Says:
The only substance anybody ate before the fight that made them greasy was all the pizza eaten by BJ Penn.
armfarmer Says:
I use to think BJ was overrated, then he won me over with some of his performances and I was a big fan. I'm having a real hard time calling myself a BJ fan lately.. well.. a hard time calling myself a Penn fan.. that's a better way to put it.
Mixed Martial Adam Says:
BJ has every right to file a formal complaint. Rules were violated intentional or not - meaningful to the outcome of not.
However... BJ Penn's requests are ridiculous. Steroid users don't even get fines of $250 000 and requesting a pre-bout regulated commission shower for GSP is the dumbest thing I've ever heard and unenforceable for ONE fighter (what, will they write the GSP shower rule in for all regulated commissions when GSP fights? If they do they may as well right in a mandatory shower for Lindland as well, just sayin'). That request makes BJ look like the whiniest bitch on the planet especially since the greasing agents were allegedly applied mid fight.
Not to mention the No Contest. That fight was won on skill and training alone and no amount of lubrication would have affected GSP outworking Penn. BJ has a right to ask for a fine or even a suspension (I'm not agreeing with him, but he has a right), but the no contest, fine amount and shower request are laughable from a fighter of his status.
The commission failed BJ by allowing the infraction to happen, however, BJ failed himself by not showing with proper conditioning to win that fight fairly.
Grow up BJ.
Geriatric Peon Says:
BJ = Fail
Anonymous Says:
Dana should file a lawsuit against that lazy fat little Hawawian for not training properly for the fight.
elusive Says:
it should be ruled a no contest just because gsp layed and prayed the whole match. wanna talk about overrated
Pale Says:
"Daddy, daddy!! this big mean man kicked my a** in a fight"
"Don´t worry son, we´ll just make a "formal complaint" and sue the bastards. Here, have some money and go buy yourself a pair of BALLS!!"
BIG C Says:
This is getting ridiculous. BJ got his ass kicked for 20 minutes. The grease wasnt helping him punch you in your coconut head BJ. I have always had a ton of respect for him and thought he was a no nonsense guy but thats exactly what this is..nonsense. Be a fighter stop complaining and go back to 155 where you belong.
Mixed Martial Adam Says:
He was laying vertically while he prayed on BJ by leaping across the cage and superman punching Penn in the face several times per round. His Lay and Pray is just that sneaky.
Dana Mother F#%king White Says:
I'm loving this. BJ is really making himself look like a spoiled brat. This ordeal reminds of a kid I knew in middle school. He was cocky and really gifted athletically. Anytime he screwed up on the field though, it was "my ankles hurt", "he cheated", or some other excuse. Penn comes out looking like an adolescent on this one.
KillaKan Says:
fuck a BJ..
war machine should blog about this..
BIG C Says:
If he was LnPing..why did BJs corner stop the fight? He got that ass whoopedddddddd!
Billy Says:
A couple years back I took a MMA seminar hosted by GSP and I favor the NSAC requiring him to shower before matches. GSP seriously smells like wet goat nuts.
F'N Clownshoes Says:
perhaps BJ should drink more syrup before his fights so he will be a little more tacky (sticky).
how can he not think that this was gonna make him look like a whiney 12 year old girl? i just do not get it.
CanProduce Says:
BJ YOU LOST GET OVER IT!!!!!
Mixed Martial Adam Says:
I don't know what you can ingest that will make you slippery, but I'm sure if there is such a product the French Canadians have certainly found it.
GiveItALittleTappy Says:
to the death, this one is gonna go to the death, but first i wanna watch you shower
Angled Dangle Says:
Why doesn't "Baby Jesus" Penn come out and say it already? He wants a rematch with a few minuscule stipulations.
1. GSP must wear a sandpaper bodysuit
2. In the event of a timeout, the fight shall resume with BJ in full mount.
3. Punches to the face or body are illegal from GSP only.
4. BJ is allowed to walk out to the ring with the Southpark "Blame Canada" song.
5. Fight must be scheduled when BJ isn't on the rag. (he stated that he wants to keep his bleeding to a minimum)
Anonymous Says:
BJ PENN SHOULD JUST RETIRE ALREADY!!!!!
Because when KENFLO beats his ass down
He is gonna file a formal complaint on Kenny, stating that he sanded his elbows down to make them sharper than usual haha
I hope Ken-Flo cuts you up bad, so the world can see that BJ Penn aint nothing but talk!!!
P.S. Hey BJ we are still waiting for the email no wiat text message no wait letter no wait recording of KenFlo stating GSP was greasing during your fight.....fuck a BJ and FUCK his entire camp
Old, Bald and Irish Says:
"The complaint also accuses St. Pierre of “ingesting a substance” to make his body especially slippery before the fight. It makes us wish the formal hearing really does happen so we can hear Penn’s lawyer accuse GSP of drinking baby oil, and then hear GSP’s lawyer counter that baby oil is considered a delicacy in certain French-Canadian circles."
Uhh...that's weird.
I can't imagine what he could have ingested. Seriously, if you drink baby oil, it causes aspiration in the lungs and you die. What could someone possibly ingest safely that would make you slippery?
...I call "SHENANIGANS"!
Oh, and ruling the fight a "no contest"?....HILARIOUS!
Please BJ, just stop it. My sides are hurting from the laughter....it wasn't Vasiline that helped GSP win, it was the fact that he was smashing you face in.
PauloThiagoSilva Says:
The "president" of his own camp is surrounded by people who are afraid to tell him he's wrong. His approval ratings are hitting an all-time low and he seems more out of touch with reality with each passing day. BJ, you are the GWB of MMA.
Michael W. Says:
GSP's rebuttal is going to request that BJ be there in person to attest to the showering...what a homo.
Anonymous Says:
WOW! just to carry on previous statements, WHAT A BITCH!!
jarhead Says:
ELUSIVE- WHAT THE HELL FIGHT DID YOU WATCH?
saw loser Says:
oh ffs grow up you short fat moody bastard
Angled Dangle Says:
Actually, I think I would be pissed off if I were BJ. Not because of the outcome of the fight, but just the fact that I look like a Hawaiian Danny DeVito would be enough to fuck with my head.
El Famous Burrito Says:
I'd love to see this in court:
Ladies and Gentlemen of the NSAC, we present Exhibit A: Matt Serra. By Mr. Penn's logic, this should be the greasiest human being on Earth yet, this white table napkin is perfectly dry. The defense rests.
Also, a man who goes by the name BJ shouldn't talk so much about ingesting greasy, foreign substances.
T Dot Says:
said it before and i say it again BJ wants the adulation without putting in the effort.. he wants to jog and wave at fans and run under water with a rock.. then boo hoo when he gets his a$$ kicked
Nanotyranus Says:
BJ > Paris Hilton
At least he won the "I am a bigger, whinier BITCH" contest.
Can't wait to see him file a complaint that she had an illegal Labiaplasty.
Put up or shut up, whiney fucking prat!
lifeoftheparty. Says:
Regardless of what GSP did or did not do, premeditated or unintentional, etc, I don't think there should not be any retro active MMA rules. From now on, it will be clear. Pushing the rules and grey areas in sports is nothing new. It might suck. But really, the general consensus is that greased up or not GSP dominated BJ.
Oh... Ingestion? I think not. But there is something that has been around MMA for years.
And its called abolene people... Abolene.
- lotp.
Don Says:
Man BJ is a pussy. Is it really that hard for him to take the loss like a man?
BJisAdick Says:
WTF.
Penn should get a Rematch with GSP. I would LOVE to see his face fucked up again. what a dick.
Machete for hands Says:
BJ lives in hawai. i guess they worship him. i bet they all support him back there on this shit. I hope somebody tells him how bad this is making him look. I bet Dana white told BJ Penn "call me when you grow up!!!"
Joey Says:
You know someone once accused Phil Baroni of greasing, then they just figured out he was Italian.
TheFeniX Says:
So Anthony Johnson couldn't get a loss overturned after a blatant eye-gouge which ended the fight and required surgery to fix and BJ expects to get more than that over some grease?
rokabee Says:
Basically what BJ Penn is saying is that GSP sacrifices babies, and uses the power of the sun to win fights.. heres a quote from his complaint
"*Baby Oil is fat extracted from undeveloped human sources, known as babies.
Like all fats, baby oils are insoluble in water but soluble in cheap vodka.
Oils extracted from minors have been used in many cultures, since ancient times. As an example, a 4000 year old "kitchen" unearthed in Liverpool was found to include an oil press and a large quantity of discarded child-husks. Archeologists believe that the tribes of Ancient Scouse would raise children as a source of cheap fuel.
The uses of baby oils can be divided into three main areas:
* Lubrication
* Fuel
* Threatening Children
* Winning fights against BJ Penn.
Extracting Baby Oil:
* The "traditional" way of extracting baby oil uses several different types of mechanical extraction. This method is preferred by most Eco-Freakies in the USA and in Europe. Cheesegrater extraction is one type, and there are two other types that are both oil presses: the screw press and the ram press. Oil presses are commonly used in developing countries, among people for whom other extraction methods would be prohibitively expensive.(French Canada)
* The "modern" way of acquiring baby oil is by chemical extraction, using solvent extracts, which produces higher yields and is quicker and less messy. The most common solvent is Sunny Delight. This disolves the baby from the inside out, and it is then simple to seperate the oil from the solvent."
-BJ PENN
shacklemenot Says:
El Famous Burrito Says:
Wed, 03/11/2009 - 09:35
I'd love to see this in court:
Ladies and Gentlemen of the NSAC, we present Exhibit A: Matt Serra. By Mr. Penn's logic, this should be the greasiest human being on Earth yet, this white table napkin is perfectly dry. The defense rests.
Also, a man who goes by the name BJ shouldn't talk so much about ingesting greasy, foreign substances.
LMFAO
BJisAdick Says:
AHAHAH
GSP is not impressed Says:
I AM NOT IMPRESSED WITH YOUR COMPLAINTS, BJ PENN!
Dan Quinn Says:
Hey BJ, my homie, what you need is the power of STEVIA, no fucking joke bro, melted 6 tumors from my uncles body, hes lean and fit now, out chasing pussy. What it does is seperates soap from water, and Dana White you motherfucker I will knock you the fuck out, no joke, BJ homie, STEVIA will help you look as lean and fit as me
Mir's Balls Says:
Technically BJ's letter is 20 pages, but keep in mind, there is a 3 inch margin on both sides of each page, and he used a 22 font.
Dana White is a HOMO Says:
BJ... Shut up already!!! You are one of my favorite fighters.... You lost! Build a bridge and get over it!
drummer Says:
Christ BJ is a dick. There is nothing worse than whiners.