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Brett Rogers Shaves Mohawk, Violates CagePotato Ban


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It’s the first time we’ve seen Brett Rogers in months, and what are the very first words out of his mouth? “Basically, man, I feel like I’m kinda going back to my old style.” Nooooooooooo! Grim, you are hereby fined 500 PotatoChips for violating our most recent CagePotato Ban, and an additional 250 for shaving off your badass mohawk for some ill-advised reason.  

Anyway, Brett’s back, and is a month out from his Strikeforce heavyweight title fight against Alistair Overeem. But his November loss to Fedor Emelianenko still weighs heavily on him, and he’s hungry for a rematch: “When I went into that fight, I guess my mind was just playing tricks on me…I was expecting him to be a little more aggressive, and I was just playing off of him, but next time I’m just going through him, man. If he comes in to fight like he came in the first time I fought him, he’s definitely gonna get beat. It’s gonna be a murdalization.”

As for Alistair, Rogers calls the Demolition Man a “chipmunk” and a “pretty boy to heart,” and vows to crush him. “He’s one of those guys that’s really cocky and arrogant…It’s gonna be a fun fight because I don’t like him. He’s talking about he’s gonna smack me when he sees me? I’m definitely gonna put that the test whenever I see him.”

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BigBaldJosh- April 13, 2010 at 1:53 pm
after watching it again i guess he wasnt as bad as i thought but he def showed no respect to Fedor or gave him any props like I think he deserved- he just kept saying that he should have thrown more and that the ONLY reason he hit the canvas.....
ghostboner- April 13, 2010 at 11:42 am
This is a tough one. As irritated as I am with Overstanozolol, I think he got this. I am still upset about Rogers getting the Fedor fight. I mean, yeah, he beat Fedor's last opponent rather quickly, but i don't think he really earned it and he was way to quick to say he deserved it. Overeem via leg kick.
ctownhood- April 13, 2010 at 11:07 am
What's up with the teeth-sucking in between statements?
sixthsense- April 13, 2010 at 10:23 am
WAR Murdalization!!

E-fed still beats you.
Komodo- April 13, 2010 at 9:58 am
I hope he regrows the hawk just before the fight and knocks the dogshit out of Overoids.
MMA Mafia- April 13, 2010 at 9:08 am
@soda popinski The video is of Brett not Rashad. I know all black people look.....ah, nervermind my good man. I see what you did there. Bravo. I thought it just looked like that guy that changed my 24's on my blinged out Escalade.
cecils_pupils- April 13, 2010 at 9:07 am
@BigBaldJosh... what did Rogers do after the Fedor fight? I can't recall anything weird or outrageous.
Titos Head- April 13, 2010 at 8:54 am
So how are we Splitting up these Chips Son!?
BigBaldJosh- April 13, 2010 at 8:45 am
Grim is still actin IGNANT about the "Faydoor" loss- he says he was looking for a more agressive Fedor- perhaps he hasnt watched any of Fedors fights- he plays with his meat for a bit then drops the murder-ball - I had a lot of respect for Brett to fight Fedor- but the way he acted afterwards kind of was embarrassing as an mma fan and as an American-
Smitty- April 13, 2010 at 8:39 am
Is it me or is the Grim lookin a bit slim.....well, maybe not slim.......how bout not as fat?
cecils_pupils- April 13, 2010 at 8:09 am
Although I would rather see Fedor vs. Overeem I would be perfectly happy seeing Rogers smash his face in. I just want to see his punk ass getting owned - powerfully owned.

Someone needs to KTFO Overeem after he kicked that Girl Scouts ass. No one gets away with hurting the Girl Scouts dammit!
FlashinLeather- April 13, 2010 at 8:04 am
Overeem by knee to the chin that will make Rogers question why he is no longer working a walmart
skeletor- April 13, 2010 at 7:59 am
I hope Overeem wins just because I want to see him fight Fedor, who by the way would fight Big Foot Silva (WTF) if he can't fight Werdum? What the fuck is going on over at SF anyway?
BoJimbo Spice- April 13, 2010 at 7:33 am
He needs the mohawk.
SofaKingNyce- April 13, 2010 at 6:53 am
He needs to replace that mohawk with a Kimbo beard to protect his chin from Overeem's knees.

"UKnoWhatIMean?"

p.s.
Rogers you've lost 80% of you're intimidation factor without that Mohawk.
Old_Bald_and_Irish- April 13, 2010 at 6:52 am
I would soooooo love to see Rogers just pimp-slap Overeem in the ring.

That would truly make my life complete.
Soda Popinski- April 13, 2010 at 6:49 am
i like his idea of getting a trainer that focuses on speed. he's gonna need that against rashad.

im surprised he didnt talk about the A-Team movie.

ReX13- April 13, 2010 at 6:47 am
Mr. Rogers,

It would warm the cockles of my heart if you would, in fact, knock the piss out of Alistair Overeem. I have my suspicions about his traps his chin, and god knows you throw bricks. If you manage to knock him silly, i will not only be your neighbor, i will tell everyone that i heart you as much as the Bens.

oh.

oh, BF is leaving us, i --

**sniff**

i'm ok. i'm ok.


i'm ok. i'm ok. i'm ok. i'm ok. (Keep it together.)

excuse me.



In closing, please beat the piss out of bitchface.

Sincerely,

-RX
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